Episode Plot: The kids start to focus on taking the ultimate prize for Nationals.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I never will
Note: The day you all have waited for has arrived! The Season Three premiere is finally here! I'm so excited to show you how this plays out, and with all the spoilers that are out, we can tell that this is gonna be a really good season. Oh, and I can't end this off without one more thing: happy birthday to the beloved actor who gave us Kurt, Chris Colfer!
Alright, enough with my talking, enjoy the Season Three premiere!
The same blogger that messed with Angelina during Kelly week talks to a person with a camera. "We've got a lot in store for this new year in NYADA, so let's see what these students are up to." The blogger said, when suddenly, Kurt walks past him, and the blogger follows him. "Sir, would you like to answer some questions for the students' new year blog?" The blogger asked. "Nope. I didn't even ask you to follow me." Kurt said, but he still gets followed. "These questions are important." The blogger said. "Go away, go away." Kurt said, to confront him.
Scene cuts to the blogger talking with Kitty and Angelina. "So, I heard you were pregnant. Do you have any advice to those pregnant women out there?" The blogger asked. "It was a pregnancy scare, idiot." Kitty said, in a mean tone. "You know, when you just call the cheerleading squad "NYADA cheerleaders", that's not actually what it's called." The blogger told them, which makes Angelina roll her eyes. "I'm not even gonna listen to this." Angelina said, walking away. "What is it called then?" Kitty asked. "It's called "Ohio State Cheerleaders", inspired by the Ohio State Buckeyes." He said. Kitty glares at him, then suddenly, she hits the guys' camera, to get it out of her face.
Scene cuts to him talking to Finn and Rachel. "I heard you two got engaged, which was on Finn's side, so when's the wedding?" The blogger asked. "We get married in a few weeks actually. Glee club is making it harder to plan this wedding, especially since we progressed to Nationals." Finn answered. "That reminds me, how was the win at Regionals?" The blogger asked to Rachel. "It was great. I've always wanted a glee club of mine to progress to Nationals." Rachel answered. "Does your excitement remind you of how popular the competition is?" He asked to Rachel. "No, not at all." Rachel answered, putting her arm around Finn, and the blogger turns to the camera. "What a shocker!" The blogger said.
In the classroom, everyone is goofing off while waiting for Rachel, as Kitty is leaning against the piano, talking with Alissa. "Finally we can start focusing on Nationals." Kitty said, happily, and as soon as she says that, Rachel comes in, excited for what's to come. "WELCOME BACK TO GLEE CLUB!" Rachel exclaimed, which gets the others excited. "So, I've already figured out what we should do this week. Sing old songs that we did it McKinley, part two!" Rachel said. "Awesome idea!" Finn said. "I actually know half of them." Brittany said. "Don't play dumb. It's been pretty obvious." Kitty said. "Oh no, not with the fights on our first week of rehearsing for Nationals." Quinn said. "Here's something. You know that thing that you get for Christmas to keep an eye on you called "Elf On The Shelf", right?" Rachel asked. "Almost everyone, especially since when we were children, we got them ourselves." Kitty said. "If you see a sun similar to the elf anywhere you go, you gotta sing a song, because this is the way we get new members." Rachel said. "So, it's like the elf, but without magic?" Tina asked. "Yep, it doesn't have magic, I'll just put a sun plush on something I can reach." Rachel said. "Way to ruin the secret for the sun, Berry." Santana said, trying not to laugh. "Let's try our best to recruit some members." Rachel said.
At lunch, everyone is talking about what they do when it comes to getting new members, when Blaine suddenly spots something. "Look what's on the microwave for faculty members." Blaine said. Everyone looks, and sees the same sun Rachel talked about during the meeting. "I don't know, I want these NYADA people to eat in peace." Santana said. "Alright, it doesn't matter if they want to eat in peace. If we sing in front of these students, someone might want to join, so I think it's a good idea to do a song here." Kurt said. Santana thinks for a moment, and then agrees. "Okay, let's give these students a taste of their own medicine." Santana said.
[The song starts, as everyone becomes silent, and notices the glee club dancing around, as the blogger watches along with them, with a camera in his hands, as Alissa gets on a table]
[Alissa]
See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they wanna go
[Alissa with The Talented New Yorkers]
But they're walking in time
They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat, yeah
They got the beat
[Angelina and Kitty two separate tables (Kitty on the same table where Alissa is), and dance, as Santana gets on the one Angelina's on]
[Santana]
See the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve
[Santana with The Talented New Yorkers]
That's when they fall in line
[Kurt gets up on the same table Santana and Angelina are on, while Finn gets on the same table Kitty and Alissa are on, and Mason gets on another table]
They got the beat
They got the beat
Kids got the beat, yeah
Kids got the beat
[Kitty and Alissa jump off the table, and as they do so, Quinn gets on the same table]
[Quinn]
Go-go music really makes us dance
Do the pony puts us in a trance
Do the watusi just give us a chance
[Quinn with The Talented New Yorkers]
That's when we fall in line
'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat, yeah
We got it
[The Talented New Yorkers]
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
[Santana]
Everybody get on your feet
(The Talented New Yorkers: We got the beat)
[Quinn]
We know you can dance to the beat
(The Talented New Yorkers: We got the beat)
[Alissa]
Jumpin', get down
(The Talented New Yorkers: We got the beat)
[Santana, Alissa, and Quinn]
Round and round and round
Whoo!
[Quinn]
We got the beat (we got the beat)
We got the beat (we got the beat)
[Alissa]
We got the beat
[Santana]
We got the beat (we got the beat)
[Alissa]
Whoo!
We got the beat
[Alissa with The Talented New Yorkers]
We got the beat
The kids expected applause from the students, but instead, out of nowhere, someone throws a burger at them, and Finn is afraid. "Oh my god." Finn said, worriedly. Suddenly, the blogger gets out of his seat. "FOOD FIGHT!" He exclaimed, making everyone throw food around - even at the glee club.
In the classroom, Rachel is shocked to see the members covered in food. "What happened?!" Rachel asked, shocked. "They didn't enjoy our performance." Quinn said. "I have hamburger buns in my bra." Madison said, making Angelina look at her confused. "Those are your boobs." Angelina said. "Forget about glee club being popular, we're just gonna be blasted with food." Santana said. "Don't go at it like that." Rachel said. Santana snaps her fingers at Rachel, showing she disagrees, which Rachel doesn't accept. "Santana, remember this, we'll win, as long as you don't snap fingers at me." Rachel told Santana. "Where's the mute button on you?" Santana asked, clearly wanting Rachel to shut up. "We expected applause!" Alissa exclaimed. "I know you guys did." Rachel said. "Does that mean they hate us or you hate us?" Santana asked Rachel, trying to keep her mean tone in. "Santana, calm down. I don't hate you guys, and I never will." Rachel said. "Definitely wouldn't hate Finn." Kurt said. "See what I mean?!" Rachel asked Santana. "You secretly do." Santana said. "Someone is about to go all Lima Heights on this girl." Brittany whispered to Tina. "Guys, you can do better, I promise!" Rachel exclaimed, trying to get Santana to stop. Santana gets up, snapping both of her fingers at Rachel, as Kurt gets up, to stop her. "Trust me, you guys will get better." Rachel said. Santana finally sits down, with her arms crossed. "We've been better ever since we won our first Sectionals." Tina said. "They're not gonna fully like us, until we win Nationals. Winning Nationals could truly turn upside down, with Santana's behavior." Alissa said, making Santana turn around at her, Kurt trying to calm Santana down, once again. "Guys, first of all, do not get Santana ramped up again, second of all, we'll win Nationals, I promise." Rachel told them.
Later that day, at the apartment, Brittany is washing dishes, when Santana walks in. "You've been acting weird lately." Santana said. "What do you mean?" Brittany asked. "I sometimes hear you say "It's hard to eat, because I hurt everytime", or everytime you take a soothing bath, instead you ruin it, saying that you have to be out in 30 minutes, especially after you telling me it'd be one hour." Santana said. "Santana, the reason for that is because...I have a bun in the oven." Brittany said. Santana wanted to run outside, and scream after hearing that. Santana knew she'd never be able to care for a child. "The baby isn't mine, right?" Santana asked. "It is." Brittany said. "HOW IN THE HELL WOULD IT BE MINE?!" Santana asked, loudly, clearly afraid on being a mom. "No one else wanted the child, so I had no choice." Brittany said. "Kill me now." Santana said, afraid. "You'll be okay, it will just take some time." Brittany said. Rachel walks in on Brittany comforting a scared Santana. "What happened now?" Rachel asked. "I'm pregnant." Brittany answered. Santana starts crying hysterically, and walks out, making Rachel look at her. "Tell me this isn't true. I said not to ramp her up." Rachel said. "I didn't make her mad, she's just scared." Brittany said. "I'll go in her room, telling her how much of a good mother she'd be." Rachel said, following wherever Santana went.
Rachel finds Santana in her room, scared as hell for what is to come, for her being a mom. "Santana. being a mom is fun." Rachel told a scared Santana, trying to keep her from freaking out, "it's not like you're going to be the one who gives birth," in which Santana looks at Rachel. "Except, being a parent is harder. You won't get any sleep, you're gonna have a million hours of stress, until that child is five years old." Santana said. "Yeah, that might happen..." Rachel paused for a moment, realizing Santana's last sentence, "wait, what?" making Santana facepalm. "A CHILD IS HARD TO TAKE CARE OF YOU NIT!" Santana yelled. "Santana, take your time, and don't yell at me, calling me a "Nit", and I will help you." Rachel said. "Really help me?" Santana asked. "Yes, really help you." Rachel told Santana. However, the Latina didn't want to believe her at all, making Rachel bury her face in her hands. "This is never gonna work out." Rachel said to herself. Brittany comes in, to check on the two. "You girls okay?" Brittany asked the two. "Rachel's deciding to "help" me." Santana told her wife. "Don't air quote that." Rachel said. Brittany looks at their moment, pretty shocked.
The next day, Quinn finds Santana, still pretty upset from hearing the news on how she will become a mom. "Santana, Brittany told me why you are so afraid, but you can't stay afraid like this forever. We have Nationals in a few months, and a scared member gives us a low chance of winning." Quinn said. "Oh please, let's go back to senior year in McKinley High, you and the New Directions won a Sectionals while I was still in an all girl group with Brittany and Mercedes, and the three of us were in the original 12. Plus, Rachel was still in New Directions at the time, but she couldn't perform because she rigged the senior class president vote box, but once again, the New Directions still won." Santana said. "Yeah, and let's throw it back to our very first Sectionals..." Quinn was about to continue, but Santana stopped her. "Be quiet, you know Finn rejoined the last minute before we went on that stage." Santana said. Brittany walks in, and Santana looks at her. "We were just talking." Santana said. "Santana, I hope you're still not scared." Brittany said. "I am, but I'll keep myself together for Nationals. Quinn, Brittany, chant along with me. We want another Sectionals!" Santana chanted, getting out of her seat, but Quinn stops her. "That is not gonna help." Quinn said. "Santana, I know a way to get you happy again already. Remember our performance of Toxic?" Brittany asked. Quinn and Santana look at each other, looking excited on what is to come.
[Scene changes to Quinn, Santana, and Brittany in cheerleader costumes, and Rachel looks excited to see a whole Unholy Trinity number]
[Quinn]
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm fallin'
[Brittany]
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm lovin' it
[Brittany and Quinn]
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now
[Santana, Brittany, and Quinn]
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
Don't you know that you're toxic
[Brittany and Quinn]
With a taste of your lips
(with Santana: I'm on a ride)
You're toxic
(with Santana: I'm slipping under)
With a taste of a poison paradise (Santana: Oh)
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride (Santana: Ride)
You're toxic
(with Santana: I'm slipping under)
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
[Santana, Brittany, and Quinn]
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now (Quinn: I think I'm ready now)
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
Santana knew their performance would work, and it did. "Well, thanks to you two, I don't have the fear anymore. So, when will Brittany be due?" Santana asked, politely. "In 9 months." Brittany answered. "I know, but what month?" Santana asked? "If it's March, it's gonna be November." Brittany told. "Nice..." Quinn said behind them, sarcastically. "Our performance was your idea, you know that, right?" Santana asked Quinn, ready to strangle her. "That was my idea..." Brittany told her wife, trying to keep her from hurting Quinn. "I am supporting Brittany, thank you." Quinn told her, trying to not lose her temper with her best friend. "Back then, we weren't even friends," Santana tried stating the obvious, "with the help of glee club...starting and ending together, bitches. Let's make this right." Santana said, walking away, leaving Quinn and Brittany watching, with wide eyes. "What have we done to Santana?" Quinn asked, making Brittany shrug, shaking her head.
There was indeed something up with Santana, and she felt the need to share it with the glee club. "So, I am basically the "nicest" person you'll ever meet." Santana told everyone. "Nice as in "you are a slutbag"?"Alissa asked. "Okay, I am so done with you." Santana said. "I'm glad Rachel isn't here..." Kurt said. "Imagine her reaction." Blaine said. "Talk it up, hobbit." Santana said. "Correction: Santana is the meanest person you'll ever meet." Quinn said. "I have a wife, shut up." Santana told her. Kurt walks up to Santana. "I think someone did something to you for your attitude right now." Kurt tried to convince, but she wouldn't stop at all." Who's Blaine?" Santana asked, making Blaine stand up. "I'm right here, and you know me!" Blaine exclaimed, making Santana sigh. "I'm his friend, but your husband's hair gel is evil as hell." Santana told Kurt, making him look at her, offended. "I like you, but I will get some sai swords and hurt you with them, if you say that one more time." Kurt told her, but even that wouldn't make Santana stop. "Dare me." Santana challenged Kurt. "Oh my god, when will you stop?" Kurt asked. "WHERE'S YOUR SAI SWORDS, BITCH?!" Santana asked, loudly, making Kitty walk out of the room, covering her ears. "Santana, please do not continue." Blaine said, annoyed. "Oh, I'll be glad to continue." Santana said. "Excuse me, what did I say?" Blaine said. "Aquí todo el mundo puede estar tranquilo, todos ustedes están locos y no se va a cambiar!" Santana exclaimed. "Santana, I think it'd be best for you to stop." Alissa told Santana. "Two things...SHUT UP, and two, why are you in a successful glee club, you should be on one of the most unsuccessful shows ever, and that is Fraiser." Santana told Alissa. "Your point is so invalid. That show was successful, and plus, it ended." Alissa told her. "Would it be best to make Santana shut up?" Kurt asked. "Wow, you guys really have an eager to punch me in the face. how rude of you all." Santana said, and she didn't notice that Blaine had a worried look on his face. "Santana, turn around..." Blaine told her. Santana does so, and what she finds is Rachel, looking at everyone, disappointed. "So, what was that I heard all about?" Rachel asked. "Where in the even hell did you come from? When'd you walk in?" Santana asked. "I walked in while you told Alissa to join an "unsuccessful" show." Rachel told them. Santana turns to the rest, with her arms crossed. "You guys are so riveting." Santana said, before going to sit down, when Brittany finally comes in seconds later. "Brittany, be glad you missed what just happened." Tina said. "Funny..." Santana said, sarcastically.
"GO, GO, COME ON, YOUR INFORMATION WILL NOT HELP YOU WITH LABOR!" Sam Evans was giving Brittany advice for when she is due, with Santana watching, but Brittany wasn't even close to taking it. "Sam, I think you're going too far!" Brittany tried yelling, but he wouldn't listen. He kept annoying her, until Santana slapped him across the face. "Trouty Mouth, you do realize that Brittany wants easier advice, right?" Santana asked. "Alright." Sam agreed to Santana, but Brittany knew things were about to get worse. "BRITTANY, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN PRACTICE, GO, GO, GO!" Sam yelled. "Screaming doesn't help!" Brittany exclaimed. "Sam, listen to Brittany, or else you won't have a tongue anymore." Santana challenged to Sam. As soon as she said her statement, Kurt walks in, only to find the three on the ground, and when he realizes the scenario, he turns around. "Nope, I'm not witnessing this." Kurt said, trying very hard to stay out of it, but Santana notices him. "KURT!" Santana said. "Mind if you help us?" Brittany asked. "You expect me to do that? I walk in, and it seems Brittany is having a baby?" Kurt asked. "Please, it's practice." Santana told. "BRITTANY, PRACTICE HARDER!" Sam interrupted their moment, which gets Santana on her last nerve. "SAM, I'M ABOUT TO THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!" Santana screamed at him, as Kurt looks at Brittany, worriedly. She knew that giving birth at a hospital will also go incredibly wrong.
Quinn is putting Beth to bed, when Brittany suddenly opens the door. "Quinn, I need your help!" Brittany said. "What is that? Can't you see there is a toddler trying to go to sleep?" Quinn asked. "I need advice on children." Brittany said, leaving Quinn dead in her tracks. "Well, there's a lot of rules to taking care of a child." Quinn said, picking up Beth. "Can we talk about this outside?" Brittany asked. "Of course." Quinn answered.
Once outside, Beth starts to get cranky, and Quinn looks at Brittany. "Might as well make this fast." Brittany said. "Be aware of pregnancy symptoms, such as nausea." Quinn said. "Morning sickness, I have seen you pregnant with Beth." Brittany said, making Quinn curious. "Why are you asking me for advice then?" Quinn asked. "I don't even know how to take care of a child." Brittany told Quinn. This makes Quinn decide to hand Beth to her. "Is she now my child? Shelby gave her back, and now you're giving her to me?" Brittany asked. "No, it's a way for you to prepare for children." Quinn answered. "You don't know how she was treated. She was with Shelby for half of her life." Brittany tried to convince to Quinn about this. "Maybe find advice on the Internet then? In the meantime, Beth wants to go to bed. I'll see you tomorrow." Quinn said, going back inside with Beth in her arms. "Bye..." Brittany said, upset that she'll never take care of a child right if all goes wrong with getting advice.
The next day, Blaine is walking down the hall, when he finds Brittany crying next to the wall. "Brittany! What's wrong?" Blaine asked. "I need help." Brittany answered, making Blaine worried. "What happened, what do you need help with?" Blaine asked, but Brittany doesn't answer, and Blaine hugs her. "Whatever happened to you...you will be okay." Blaine said. "Nothing is gonna cheer me up at a time like this." Brittany told. "This calls for a special song during rehearsal." Blaine said, trying to cheer Brittany up. He really hoped he did, but he just had to wait and see.
[Scene changes to Blaine doing his performance to cheer Brittany up]
[Blaine]
Another year you made a promise
Another chance to turn it all around
And do not save this for tomorrow
Embrace the past and you can live for now
And I will give the world to you
[Brittany realizes that the song he's doing was once a group number from the New Directions, and he's doing it solo]
[Blaine with The Talented New Yorkers]
Speak louder than the words before you
And give them meaning no one else has found
The role we play is so important
We are the voices of the underground
And I would give the world to you
Say everything you've always wanted
Be not afraid of who you really are
Cause in the end we have each other
And that's at least one thing worth living for
And I would give the world to you
A million suns that shine upon me
A million eyes you are the brightest blue
Lets tear the walls down that divide us
And build a statue strong enough for two
I pass it back to you
And I will wait for you
Cause I would give the world
And I would give the world
And I would give the world to you
This is the new year
A new beginning
You made a promise
You are the brightest
We are the voices
This is the new year
We are the voices
This is the new year
Brittany applauds them, and goes onto the stage and hugs Blaine.
Late that night, moments after midnight, Kurt is sound asleep, until Santana bangs his door open, startling him. "Santana, what did I say about privacy if I'm asleep?" Kurt asked. "Except Brittany is incredibly scared about having a baby." Santana said. "Is she giving birth?!" Kurt asked, shocked. "Oh, hell no. She's just a little freaked out, you know." Santana said, making Kurt confused. "Does it matter?" Kurt tried to wonder, and he saw Santana look worried. "Come to the bathroom." Santana said, and realizing how scared she sounds, Kurt runs to the bathroom, and Santana catches up.
In the bathroom, Brittany was lying on the ground, and it was a mess. An overflowing toilet, and water mixed with some blood on the floor. When they walk in, Kurt can't believe the mess. "Oh...my...god." Kurt said, very shocked. "She spotted." Santana said. "A lot? She spotted a lot? Why is the toilet overflowing?" Kurt asked. He had a lot of questions about this. "Brittany did the wrong thing." Santana said. "I learned to not use a lot of toilet paper." Brittany said. Kurt knew what that meant. "I think we're gonna have to ask Blaine to do another happy performance for Brittany." Kurt said. "We should." Santana said, looking at the mess.
The next day, Blaine dances around, singing Stayin' Alive, as the others laugh - Brittany laughing with them. "I admit, that was awesome." Kitty said. "Not our first time." Kurt said. "I'd dare." Brittany said, making the others giggle a bit. He knew what she meant, so Kurt went to her face. "I'm staying alive." Kurt sang in her face, making the others laugh. Kurt does his jassy hands, going back to his seat, as Rachel comes in. "Looks like some people got along." Rachel said, happily. "Blaine made this week better for sure." Alissa said. Santana walks to Blaine. "Nice pants." Santana said, making Blaine laugh a bit. "Thanks, Santana." Blaine said. Suddenly, Quinn runs through the room. "10 people want to hear us girls do a song, we have to get to the auditorium stat!" Quinn exclaimed. "Well, I guess it's time to show them our power." Rachel said.
[Scene changes to the girls doing the song for the 10 people and the boys]
[Santana]
There ain't no reason you and me should be alone
Tonight, yeah baby
Tonight, yeah baby
I got a reason that you're who should take me home tonight
[Rachel gets on the stage all of a sudden]
[Rachel]
I need a man who thinks it's right when it's so wrong
Tonight, yeah baby
Tonight, yeah baby
Right on the limits where we know we both belong tonight
[Quinn]
It's hard to feel the rush
[Tina]
To brush the dangerous
[Quinn]
I'm gonna run right to
[Tina]
To the edge with you
[Quinn and Tina]
Where we can both fall far in love
[Santana and Rachel with The Talented New Yorker Girls]
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you
[During the instrumental break, only some of the others start to enjoy it]
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge. the edge
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you (Quinn and Tina: With you, with you, with you, with you)
I'm on the edge with you (Quinn and Tina: With you, with you, with you, with you)
I'm on the edge with you
At least half of the 10 people did not enjoy it, but they still applauded - slowly, while the boys were silent, not because they didn't enjoy it, because they wanted the other people to express their opinions. "Tell me when they enjoy it." Santana whispered to Rachel. "So, how was it?" Rachel asked. Some of the strangers mumbled "good", "Bad", while one yelled out "what the hell was that", and Rachel looks at the other girls. "I'm glad you tried to enjoy it." Rachel said. They walk out, leaving the girls standing there. Although they gave good opinions, Rachel wanted better.
While Santana and Alissa were cleaning up the bathroom, Kurt checked a few moves from the mirror. "You know, you could've helped, right?" Santana asked. "Except, you never asked me to help. Why help if you don't ask?" Kurt asked, making Santana get up. "Kurt, can you help us?" Santana asked, to finally get him to help. Suddenly, Blaine walks in, spotting them cleaning the water and blood off the floor. "Okay, someone has to show the wound." Blaine said. "None of us got hurt though." Santana said. "Who's giving birth?" Blaine asked. "None of us." Alissa told Blaine. Suddenly, Brittany comes in, and spots the four. "What are you guys doing?" Brittany asked. "Blaine wants to speak to you." Kurt told her. Blaine looks at her, and she swallows hard. "OKAY, I ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW!" Santana yelled, making Blaine look at her. "My wife is...pregnant." Santana said. Blaine looks at Brittany, and she starts to cry. "I am so sorry for not telling you." Brittany said. She hugs Blaine, and he comforts her. "It's okay, we're here for you." Blaine said, as the other three watch.
The next day, in the early morning hours, Brittany and Santana are in bed together, when the door opens. "Santana, don't forget that it's not the weekend." Rachel said, and she spots the two, and screams, waking the two up. "RACHEL!" Santana screamed. "If you're pregnant, you can't have sex, if I remember." Rachel said. This makes Brittany get out of bed as quick as possible. "Sorry..." Brittany said. "We have to go to rehearsal. Santana, here's your coffee." Rachel said, handing the mug to her. "Thanks...WAIT, WE HAD SEX?!" Santana asked, realizing what Rachel said. "You two were lying in bed." Rachel said. "That does not mean we had sex." Brittany said. "Oh, well. Be at rehearsal at 10." Rachel said. "Okay." Santana said, starting to drink her coffee.
At rehearsal, everyone is talking when Rachel comes in. "The week is almost done, it's time for a group number idea." Rachel said. "I have an idea," Quinn said, getting up. "What is that?" Rachel asked. She goes in front of the classroom. "This week has been eventful, and it's all good. I love eventful week. I have to end off this week with a fun song." Quinn said. "What is that?" Rachel asked.
[The song starts, as Brittany and Santana smile at each other]
[Quinn]
You can't stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But I just cannot stand still
Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til' I heard the drums
Then I found my way
Cause you can't stop the beat
Five, six, seven, eight!
[Scene changes to The Talented New Yorkers in outfits, dancing around the auditorium]
[Quinn and Finn]
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that I can today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat!
[Santana (Tina)]
You can't stop today (No)
As it comes speeding down the track (Ooh, ooh)
(Child, ya!) Child, yesterday is hist'ry (Be gone)
And it's never coming back
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day
And it don't know white from black
(Yeah!)
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til I heard the drums
Then I found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
[The Talented New Yorkers]
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
[Tina with The Talented New Yorkers]
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a Saturday night
And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to stop this paradise
We're dreaming of
But you can't stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
You can't stop the beat!
[Santana, Tina, and Quinn]
You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
(Santana: Yeah!)
The glee club hug each other, as the screen fades to black.