Me: (_) |2 60|\||\| |_053! (all down to one can of tomato juice, m3At, Crazy and myself have none, nite train has a few, Lex has a bit more than nite train, and Master Hand and Ditto have a ton, both of them were unconscioous)
m3At: 1 \/\/1|_|_ |\|0+ |_053!
Me: Oh yes you will! (buzzer goes off) 0_o NOOOOO! (drinks the last can as fast as I can, faints because of the horrible taste)
m3At and Crazy: I win!
Crazy: Bros and sis! XD
Lex: (tounge held out of her mouth) Congwabualtion, m3At.
nite train: (tounge held out of his mouth) You did an awethome job.
Crazy: Authoress does not own Super Smash Brothers, the Fire Emblem series, m3At, his Ditto, nite train, or Lex, but she does own all of the OCs, bros and sises! XD
A quick note to nite train: Remeber the review you gave me in Q&A 4? I'm goanna make you regret what you typed in that review in this chapter.
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Upstairs in Smash Mansion
Four portals opened up at the same time in the garage. Out of the first one, Red, Holly (normal), and Rachel (normal) came out of it. From the second one, Sheik, Tommy (transformed), Ike, Jasmin (transformed) and Jessica appeared. Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Kirby, Ae-in (transformed), Meta Knight, Sam (normal), Yoshi, Danielle (transformed), Luigi, Kirsten (transformed), DK, Chelsey (transformed), Falcon and Samantha (transformed) came out of the third portal. When everyone left those three portals, they disappeared behind them.
"I feel tingly," Ike told no one in particular. Suddenly, he was surrounded in a white glow while Jasmin was surrounded in a purple aura. When the glow and aura disappeared, Ike was back in his normal Ranger outfit and was much smaller and younger while Jasmin's outfit changed to match Ike's. Ike was holding Ragnell while Jasmin held a smaller copy.
"We're defying all laws of-"
"SHUT UP, JASMIN!" everyone yelled at her.
"Who's coming out of the fourth portal?" Jasmin asked, not fazed by everyone yelling at her.
"Why isn't Jasmin freaking out, yoshi?" Danielle asked Jessica.
"She thinks that she discovered the physics behind how the portals and the transformations work," Jessica replied. "Just let her live in her delusion." Danielle nodded in feared agreement.
"They're coming," Meta Knight told everyone. Out of the fourth portal, Pit, Rose (transformed and the two holding hands for some reason), Sarah B. (transformed), Mario, Andrea (transformed), Peach, Brach, Link, Chloe (transformed), Marth (who for some reason had a black eye and was carrying someone in a cloak), and Halona (who now had the Smasher's symbol on the back of her right hand a Marth's symbol (a blue sword) on the back of her left).
"Hi, everyone," Peach greeted them. "We got Marth!"
"May I leave to go see Dr. Mario, please?" Marth asked no one in particular, his voice an octave and an half higher than it should be. Everyone nodded while slowly walked his way over to the infirmary with the mystery person still on his back.
"What happened to Marth?" Sam asked no one in particular. "And who is the person he's carrying?"
"We'll explain everything later," Rose told her sister. "For now, I just want to go soak in the girls' hot spring behind the garden."
"There's hot springs behind the garden?" Kyle asked, appearing to just come out of thin air. Sam and Ae-in screamed in surprise before turning around.
"When did you get here, poyo?" Ae-in asked him.
"I never went down," Kyle explained. "Hey, Samantha, do you-"
"I'm through with you," Samantha said suddenly, making Kyle's heart figuratively break in two. "I found a new way to get pumped up without you and it's speed."
"I thought you were afraid of-"
"WE'RE THROUGH, KYLE DEVIN DEQUOI!" Samantha shouted in joy as she walked away from him. Kyle just watched her leave, too stunned to do anything else.
"Um…" Halona said, waving a hand in front of Kyle's face. "I think she broke him…"
"Well, I'm going down to the hot spring if you girls want to join me," Rose said as she started walking in the opposite direction Kyle was. The girls started to follow her, talking about how good it would feel. Sheik quickly switched places with Zelda and the princess went after them.
"Well, we better take Captain Fal…con, poyo?" Kirby started to say while looking around for the captain, but he was nowhere to be seen.
"This will end badly for him," Meta Knight sighed.
"I say we get out of here before things get very bad, very fast, yoshi," Yoshi told the guys. The guys agreed and started heading toward the kitchen.
Ten minutes later; In the hot spring
The hot spring was one of the most beautiful places in the mansion. Its wet stone covered walls reflected the weaning daylight while moss grew on some of it, giving it an older look. All the girls (who you could only see the neck up because of the steam) were currently soaking away all of their worries in the hot- but not too hot- waters.
"This… feels… good…" Ae-in (normal) told everyone else.
"I can't believe I dumped Kyle," Samantha said out loud.
"I guess it wasn't just your looks that got changed with the powers," Chelsey teased her, but this only made Sam get swallowed in more self-made sadness.
"Something's not right," Rose told everyone. "I have a feeling…" Zelda looked at Rose and saw that her eyes were still blue and angel wings were popping out of the water behind her.
"Don't tell me…" Zelda told her, dreading what might happen.
"Only one way to find out," Rose said as she took out Palutena's Bow from under the water (Jasmin: Where did that come from? / Rose: I snuck it in.) and took aim at a hole between the rocks. She then fired off an arrow.
"Ow! My eye!" a voice from behind the rocks screamed. All the girls looked at each other before looking back at the wall.
In the kitchen
The boys that were in the kitchen were having drinks when they heard screams coming from the hot springs area. All were thankful for not being in that immediate area.
"Cheers to not being targeted by angry girls," Link toasted, holding up a pop.
"Cheers (Yoshi: Yoshi!/ Kirby: Poyo!)!" all the others said, holding up their drinks before taking a swig. At that moment, Captain Falcon (with his good hand holding his eye) ran past them while angry girls in robes and towels chased after him, weapons ready to kill him.
Meanwhile, further down one of the hallways, nite train (dressed up as Captain Falcon) and Lex (dressed up and hair dyed to look like Zelda) came out of a door with a portal behind it.
"nite train, remind me of the plan again," Lex told nite train.
"We are going to freak everyone at the mansion out," nite train explained the goal. "The plan is to go where everyone is and start a fake-out-make-out in front of them. (Lex: (pukes on the floor) I have a BOYFRIEND! AUTHORESS, I'M GOANNA KILL YOU FOR THIS!) This will freak them out while the real Captain Falcon gets praises and Zelda gets mad at everyone."
"Why do I have a feeling this is goanna end badly?" Lex asked herself. The moment she finished her sentence, the real Captain Falcon ran by them and turned at the corner.
"There he is!" Chelsey told the others.
"Get him!" the others shouted.
"Uh oh," nite train said. Suddenly, the girls got to him, beating him up inside of a dust cloud so violently that the whole mansion could hear nite train's screams of pain (even the ones in the sound proof panic room).
"Wait a minute," Rose said out loud, stopping everyone. The helmet of the costume was off the poor AR's head and showed his beat up face. "nite train? What are you doing here? And why are you posing as Captain Falcon?"
"Plan gone wrong," Lex explained as she grabbed nite train's arm. "We'll be leaving now."
"My leg!" nite train screamed in pain as he clutched the appendage. "It's broken… again!" He then started crying while Lex threw him to the other side of the door.
"By the way, Falcon went that way," Lex told them, pointing in the right direction. She then closed the door behind her. All the girls looked the way she pointed and saw Captain Falcon looking at them with his good eye around the corner. They all pounced on him and started beating him up in a giant dust cloud.
Outside the Panic Room
Kyle had managed to walk all the way down to the panic room and was currently outside its doors. He then awoke from his daze and looked around. Through a window in the panic room's door, he saw his friends inside trying to get out by banging on the door. He saw a key on the ground, picked it up and opened the lock which allowed the doors to open.
"My hero!" Anna told him, flinging into his arms.
"Say," Kyle started. "When school's over, do you want to go on a date?"
"YES!" Anna told him. Rachel S. and Amanda started thinking up (Authoress: *cough*violent*cough*) ways to protect their younger cousin.
"What's that noise?" Elizabeth asked Harley, apparently hearing someone screaming like a little girl. (Authoress: *cough*Falcon*cough*)
"I don't know?" Harley replied to his younger sister.
"It sounds like someone is being beaten to death by very angry girls because he must've been peeking in on them when he wasn't supposed to," Megan hypothesized quietly, but no one heard her over the screams of absolute pain.
Two hours later; In the Infirmary
"Owww," Captain Falcon complained as he laid in one of the beds in the infirmary. He was currently in a full body cast on one of the beds. Instead of everyone getting to see his face, his entire head was covered in bandages with the exception of his mouth which had missing teeth. Everyone was surrounding the bed while Dr. Mario and Nurse Peach got the bandages on him.
"He will-a be just-a fine… eventually," Nurse Peach walked up to Master Hand. "Half of-a his bones are-a broken, he has-a five concussions, most of-a his muscle-a tissue is-a bruised, and he has-a glass in-a one of-a his eyes. It will-a take him awhile to-a recover."
"Owww," Falcon complained again.
"That's what you get for spying on girls while they're in the hotsprings," Marth told him one bed over, his voice an octave higher than it should be. The person he was carrying earlier was lying on the bed opposite of him with Halona sitting on the chair next to him/ her.
"Marth, you'll be fine," Dr. Mario told him. "Your voice will go back to normal with time." Marth nodded in acknowledgement.
"What happened to Marth's voice?" Sarah B. (normal) asked no one in particular. "And Halona, what was that all about earlier? You like… looked like a totally different person and you kicked butt along with her. And why can she move around the paused time when she doesn't and won't have a chosen one?" Marth blushed at her first question while Halona looked down at the ground, ashamed of what she revealed. The mystery girl put her hand on Halona's arm, trying to comfort her.
"Well, Rose and I can answer the first question," Pit told Sarah B.
"And I think I know what you're talking about for the second question," Ae-in (normal) told her. "But Halona can explain it better than I can." Halona shook her head in an 'I can't believe this is happening' way. The hodded figure just nodded sadly.
"Well, since we all have a story to tell about this mess, I suggest we start at the beginning," Link told the others.
"Works for me," Rose (for some reason wearing a very fancy dress) agreed.
"This story better not start with the year was 1983," Sam muttered under her breath.
"The year was 1983," Rose began very dramatic-like. (Sam: Aw sh(beep!)t.)
"It's 2010!" Chloe complained. "Plus, you weren't even born yet!"
"I'll start the story," Pit told Rose. She groaned in annoyance, but accepted the fact. "I guess we should start a few seconds after the third group left…"
Flashback; A few hours ago; Panic Room
"Alright… um…" Master Hand stumbled with his speech. "There's a small problem with Marth's world…"
"It's set in the medieval ages?" Sarah B. asked him.
"…Okay, make that two problems."
"There are flying dragons everywhere?" Ryan asked him, taking a stab in the dark.
"…Okay, make that three problems." Ryan's jaw dropped to the floor.
"I got it!" Rose yelled in victory. "Everyone in that world can only speak Japanese!"
"Correct!" Master Hand told her. "The only person there that can speak English is Marth and that's because of the learning he did the first time he was here. Man, he and his teacher did NOT get along in the least…" The hand shook his… hand… in remembering. "Almost succeeded in choking each other to death once-"
"I-a think we should-a pick who-a gets to go," Mario told him, not wanting to recall the terrible memory.
"Here's the paper then," Master Hand told everyone, handing Rose a piece of paper.
"Well, it says here that five teams or ten people can go and they have to be human, dragon, or be able to disguise themselves has human," Rose told everyone. "Well, Halona has to go-"
"My head feels like it's about to burst," Halona interrupted her, but nobody paid attention to the sickly girl.
"Hide my ears and I can blend in just fine," Link told the others, taking out his bandanas and covering his ears with it. By covering up the tipped ends, he would fit in just fine.
"And by hiding my wings, I'll fit in like I do at school," Pit remembered, grabbing a random school jacket and folding his wings. He put on the jacket and besides the horrid color clashing with his toga and sandals, no one could see anything wrong with him. "Besides, Rose and I are the only ones here that can speak Japanese."
"I guess that makes five," Rose counted on her fingers.
/But I don't wanna go, / Chloe complained in her mind.
/I do, / Stephanie told her.
/… I hate you sometimes, / Chloe told her.
"Well," Sarah B. (normal) said out loud. "Technically, I'm human and you do need an extra person, so I'll tag along."
"Once we get to Marth's castle, you'll need someone who knows the way around there," Peach told the others. "I'll go with you." Brach (normal) nodded in agreement.
"If-a Peach-a goes, I-a go," Mario told the others. Andrea (normal) looked at him.
"You honestly did not learn the lesson I told you," she muttered under her breath.
"That's all ten, then," Rose told them. She then took out the Wii Remote-
"Rose," Pit stopped her. "I think you should go last."
"Why?" Rose complained to him.
"Every time you go through a portal, you trip and everyone behind you falls down," Pit explained.
"Okay, then name every time," Rose dared him.
Flashback within a Flashback montage
"Wait, what's happening now?" Samantha asked outside the flashbacks.
"It's a flashback within a flashback," Rose answered her little sister. "Now keep up."
Angel Land: Palutena's Throne Room
When Rose stepped out of the portal, she accidentally tripped. When she looked up, she saw arrows pointed at her. She looked terrified.
Sonic's World: In Space
Coming out of the portal was Rose (who was in normal mode right now), Sarah, and Pit. (In that order) Suddenly, Rose tripped and fell face-forward which made Sarah fall on her which made Pit fall on Sarah.
"How did I trip?" Rose asked.
"Who knows," Sarah replied.
"I surly don't," Pit agreed.
"Then could you two please get off of me?" Rose yelled.
Lylat System: Outer Space: Great Fox
Inside one of the hallways (which had metallic walls and a tile flooring that was black and white), a portal opened up and out stepped everyone that went in. Rose, being the first to come out, tripped on the smooth floor and fell down, causing everyone except Shadow (who went last) to fall on top of her.
"Why me?" she asked under everyone else.
"You're just lucky," Kelsey (in the middle of the pile) told her sarcastically. Rose grimaced at the statement.
Vancouver, Canada (not the real world's)
A portal opened up in the icy stadium where the Olympics would take place. That's the portal everyone came out of and it is also the portal Rose tripped in front of and caused everyone else to fall on top of her.
"Why me?" Rose asked sarcastically.
"Because you're you," Sam replied.
"That was a sarcastic question," Rose replied.
Hyrule: Outside Link's home
In the forest, right outside Ordon Village, in front of a hollowed out tree with a porch right as the sun was coming up, a portal opened. The previously mentioned ones walked out of the portal and into the forest. Rose tripped and everyone fell on top of her except for Harley and Elizabeth who came out before her.
"Great, just my luck," Rose complained.
End of Flashback within a Flashback montage
"Yeah, you got a point there," Rose replied sadly. She reluctantly handed the remote over to Brach who pressed the button. A portal opened up in front of him. The ten that were chosen to go (with Rose being last in line to her disappointment) walked through the portal. After they were all through, the portal disappeared behind them.
"Who wants to play cards?" Amanda asked no one in particular, showing everyone a deck of cards. "Rose gave them to me before they left." Everyone else decided there was nothing better to do and decided to play.
"Now, the next part is where it starts to get freaky," Halona told everyone outside the flashback.
Inside the portal
The group walked through a tunnel with swirling blue energy all around them. They kept walking forward to the end. Pit was getting a bad feeling about this.
"You guys," he told the others. "I'm getting a bad feeling about this." (Authoress: I JUST SAID…(takes a deep breath and calms down)) Suddenly, out of nowhere, the portal starting swirling in a different direction around Rose, freaking her out.
"Something's wrong," Rose noticed. Suddenly, blue lightning struck her down because of she was a great conductor (Rose: Not only is the human body mostly water, I also have METAL LIMBS!). Rose screamed out in pain while Pit, being right in front of her, quickly turned around and grabbed her left wrist. This caused him to be electrocuted as well. Everyone else got pushed to the exit by some unknown force while Pit and Rose fell down a hole under them.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Chloe yelled out loud in total confusion.
"I was meaning to ask Master Hand about what happened in there," Halona remembered outside the flashback. Everyone looked at the giant hand.
"Once in a blue moon, the main matrix to all the worlds goes bad and some of the portals start to malfunction," Master Hand explained. "If Jasmin will help me, I'll have it done by the time someone else needs to be recruited. It usually happens when Authoress tries to make portals of her own at the same time." (Authoress: Try again, Len. AND ACTUALLY MAKE A PORTAL THIS TIME!) Everyone nodded in understanding while the story continued to be told.
Inside castle grounds
Maids, servants and soldiers walked, trained, and did chores among the inside of the castle grounds. Suddenly, a portal opened up about twenty feet off the ground, scaring everyone. The maids and servants ran away while the soldiers ran up, weapons ready. Two bodies fell out of the portal and onto the ground. It was a boy holding an unconscious girl in his arms.
"Rose?" the boy asked as he slightly shook her while getting up. "Rose?" Rose started to stir a bit before falling unconscious again.
"You there?" one of the guards asked, holding a sword to Pit's head in Japanese. "State your purpose here." Pit slowly showed his hands to the soldier.
"Please," Pit asked him in the same language. "My friend needs help. Can't someone help her?"
"Get Marth," a woman told a maid from inside the castle carrying a baby called for him in Japanese. She had blue hair and eyes and was wearing a royal dress that went all the way to the floor. "Something's going on outside. Can you please lead him there?"
"No need to, Lady Caeda," the maid replied, pointing outside the window. A man with blue hair and eyes in blue shirt, pants, boots, tiara and cape holding a slim sword was walking up to the commotion in front of him.
"Step aside," he told the soldiers. They did so and the man saw Pit (with wings gone for some reason) holding a human girl in his arms. "Pit? What are you doing here?"
"Please," Pit begged Marth, his eyes showing that he was scared for her. "Help her." Marth nodded, everyone around the two being entirely confused on what they were saying, and the Emperor started giving orders to them.
"Get a bed in the healing hall ready for the girl," he ordered them. He then pointed at two of the soldiers. "You two, carry her inside." The two soldiers discarded their weapons and went over to pick up the girl.
"My goodness, she's heavy," one of them told the other.
The girl's eyes opened. And was she mad.
"I AM NOT FAAAAAAT!" she screamed at him. She took him by the arm, broke it, and flipped him over onto his back with his broken arm behind it. She then fainted again. Pit caught her just before she hit the ground. All the soldiers and Marth stared at her.
"…You four, carry her into the healing hall," Marth told them slowly. "And don't mention anything about her weight while around her." The four guards nodded slowly and picked her up. "Pit." The angel looked at him. "We need to talk."
"I think we should skip the boring part and see what you guys did," Rose suggested outside the flashback.
"Good idea," Link told her.
In the town at around the same time
People were walking around the square. Kids were playing, men were talking to each other and women were gossiping about the newest thing that struck their town while they shopped to get groceries and other items. All in all, it was a fairly normal day in the village.
That is, until a portal opened up from the side of one of the walls.
Everyone watched people falling out of it and onto the ground in a pile. A blonde girl stood up with a smile on her face and looked at everyone staring at her.
"Well, that was strange," she said. Everyone started screaming and running away from them. "The guest service here is terrible. People come and they just run away."
"Stephanie, two words," Halona told her as she got up, rubbing her head. "Shut. Up." Stephanie stood on her hands in annoyance and walked away.
"Come on," Link told everyone as the others started getting up. "We have to find the town with the castle to find Marth."
"Yeah, this isn't the right town," Brach told the others, looking around. "We have to get to a bigger town."
"Don't forget about Pit and Rose," Peach, being the concerning person she is, reminded the others. "We have to find them, too."
"Come on, every-a-one," Mario told them. "Let's-a go!" The group then started walking to the east to find the castle.
"How long is this story?" Master Hand asked the story tellers outside the story.
"Trust us," Chloe told him. "We're leaving a LOT out. And when I say a lot, I mean most of it because we were there for a week!" Everyone stared at her like she was mad, but the story continued anyways.
A few hours later; In Marth's planning room
"And that's basically what happened since then," Pit finished up the story for Marth. Marth nodded his head in understanding, still taking it all in. They were talking in English just in case someone was overhearing them and Pit's wings were still hidden in case someone was trying to peek inside.
"I see," Marth told him, looking out the window. "But there's two things you did fail to mention. You got taller (Pit: *sigh*) and what is your relationship to Rose?"
"She's a very good friend of mine," Pit told him. Marth nodded, not believing a word he was saying.
"Well, since the others are looking for all three of us, you might as well stay here until they reach us," Marth offered to Pit. "It's easier staying in one town than looking through all the villages searching for them."
"Thank you, Marth," Pit thanked him. "You're a great friend."
"First things first, we have to get you some clothes that fit the world," Marth told him. Pit groaned in annoyance, but reluctantly agreed. There was then a knock at the door. "Come in."
"Emperor Marth," the maid told him. "The girl that you brought in… She's waking up."
"Rose!" Pit exclaimed, getting up and running past the maid. She glared at him while he rushed across the pathway into the healing hall. He ran down until he reached Rose's bed. She slowly opened her eyes and looked over to Pit.
"What happened?" she asked him. Pit took her right hand in his and chuckled.
"Okay, where does that person come in?" Tommy asked outside the flashback, pointing at the cloaked person.
"We're getting there," Brach told him. "I'm giving you a hint, though. You'll never believe who it is."
"Michael Jackson?"
"Dude, he's dead."
"Oh yeah…" The person in the cloak shook their head in disappointment.
Two days later; In a village to the East
The group headed into a bigger-than-the-last-village village. They walked in and no one knew better about them. A few people stared because of their very dirty clothes, but otherwise, they fit right in.
"Better reception than last time," Andrea commented, looking around with great curiosity in her eyes.
"Good point," Link told her. "I'll try to see if we can get help." He then went up to a random person. "Hyah! Tweazh! Twah?"
"Anata wa ittai nani o i~tsu teru no?" the person asked him before he turned and walked away. Link looked at him in shock.
"He didn't understand me…" he said in shock.
"Well, Master Hand did say that everyone here speaks Japanese," Sarah B. reminded him. "I don't think that whatever you speak will be understood by the general population."
"Hold on," Chloe told everyone. "Stephanie has an idea." She then looked up at the sky for fifteen seconds. When she looked back at them, Stephanie was in control.
"Just give me a minute," she told the others. She went up to a shopkeeper. She got her attention and acted like she was writing something down on a piece of paper with a pen. The shopkeeper got what she meant by it and went back inside. A minute later, she came out with a piece of paper and a crayon.
Stephanie then began drawing on it. After a minute or two, she showed it to the shopkeeper. It had a crude drawing of a castle and a stick figure with a crown on its head. She then over-acted like she was searching for something.
"Ah," the shop keeper realized. "Anata wa kotei Marth o sagashiteimasu." Recognizing Marth in the sentence, Stephanie nodded her head. The shopkeeper pointed in the direction they came from. Everyone back in the group couldn't believe what they were seeing rather than hearing.
/It was back in the other direction? / Chloe yelled in her's and Stephanie's mind. /I can't believe this is happening to us. /
/Well, I can't believe it's not butter, but you never hear me complain about it when you put it on the mashed potatoes, / Stephanie told Chloe. /Besides, it'll give us a chance to see the wilderness of a different world. Brach told me that dragons live here. Can you believe it? Real live dragons! /
"Well, let's-a go," Mario told everyone again, with much less enthusiasm this time. Everyone trekked back into the woods with the only one with a spring in her step was Stephanie.
"It took us FOUR DAYS to get to the correct town!" Peach complained outside the flashback. "Do you know how painful that is in THESE SHOES?" She even put her foot up and showed the shoes as evidence. Rose thought it was weird; she wanted to go on adventures, but she still complained like a girl. (Lex: Well, anyone but people who grew up in high heels would think it was painful walking around in them for an hour let alone four days…)
"Very painful," Brach confirmed. "I had to walk half the way in those f(beep!)kin' things." Everyone kept in their laughs (but it still showed on their faces that they wanted to laugh).
Four days later; In the correct town
"Well, Pit and I lived in the castle for that week," Rose narrated. "I got better in a day's time. We learned that Marth had a wife and a kid!" All the girls cooed in awe. "He was the cutest thing! He has his mother's hair and hopefully, none of his father's fondness for tiaras." Sarah B., Sam, Brach and Tommy started laughing out loud by Rose's joke. Marth glared at them.
"Well, anyways, Rose and I were exploring the village in the most uncomfortable clothes," Pit remembered. "My wings were so cramped in that jacket. And I thought my wings were cramped in the school's jackets."
"And that dress was so damn HOT!" Rose complained. "Not only that, but I had to wear a shall so people wouldn't see my AMPs! I swear they almost burnt me at one point!"
"You're getting off track," Samantha reminded them. The two then got back on track.
"Wow," Rose commented about the town. People were all about, shopping and getting animals to the shops. Rose was currently wearing a long, deep purple dress with a matching lighter purple shall around her neck and covering her left arm.
"You can say that again," Pit commented. He was currently wearing a white suit that belonged to Marth. Too bad for him because of his wings, it caused him a lot of pain, but he kept it to himself.
The two walked around the market place for a bit before someone screamed out. On the roof of a taller house, a little kid was playing near the edge. Why she was up there was because a ball got caught on the edge of said roof. She then slipped and slid down to the very edge, holding onto the edge.
"MY BABY!" the worried mother cried out. Pit quickly took off the jacket and flew off toward the roof (scaring Rose in the process). The girl suddenly lost her grip and started plummeting toward the ground. Pit quickly grabbed her and started slowing down her fall. Everyone stared at him. When they touched the ground, Pit looked at the girl.
"Are you okay?" he asked her. She nodded.
"DIVINE DRAGON!" one of the men yelled. Pit looked at them in shock, not knowing what was going on. Rose quickly grabbed onto his hand.
"Run," she told him. she then pulled him up and started running down the street while practically dragging Pit along. Pit soon got the idea and started running faster than Rose. "No fair! I'm wearing a f(beep!)kin' dress!"
"Get him!" one of the men from the crowd tells the others. The men started chasing after him while the women went for the little girl.
"Are you alright, honey?" the girl's mother asked the child.
"An angel saved me, mommy," she told her. "It wasn't a dragon."
"Keep running!" Pit told Rose as they kept going through the marketplace toward the edge of town. People stepped out of their way to avoid injury while an angry mob chased after them. They were quickly gaining on them.
"I have an idea," Rose told him. She quickly took her shall off and threw it back. It hit the man leading the crowd and stopped the whole mob for a few seconds which gave the two a head start.
"That girl," one of the men in the crowd said who was able to see the two leave. "She has a metal arm."
"All the more reason to get them," the leader of the men told him. They rounded the corner and saw the street deserted. "Where did they go?"
On top of a nearby building, Pit was breathing heavily while he and Rose hid from the crowd. Since they couldn't find the two, they decided to head back to their families.
"That was a close one," Rose commented. "Thanks, Pit."
"No… problem…" Pit told her. There was then screaming in the center of town. Rose took a telescope out of her purse and looked through it toward the square. She let out a gasp.
"Ganondorf and Kelly," she explained. "The army's invading. SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!" She was then surrounded in a white tower while Pit took off the suit, revealing his toga underneath. When it disappeared, Rose was looking like Pit. "When did you… nevermind. Let's do this." She was then surrounded in a silver tower. When it disappeared, she looked like a human Silver. Pit took out Palutena's bow while Rose used her telekinesis to lift up a couple of nearby spears and throw them at the battle before the silver tower came back, reverting her back to the Pit look-alike.
Near the square
"I can't believe we're almost there," Peach said as she trekked along with everyone else to the square. Everyone except Link's- and for some reason Stephanie's- clothes were tattered and their hair was tangled not to mention that they were VERY dirty.
"I swear, if the army is here, I will kill each and every one of them," Andrea swore to herself. She then looked at the square and saw Ganondorf, Kelly (transformed) and a bunch of army members. "Aw, sh(beep!)t."
"Ganondorf," Kelly told him, looking at the group. "It looks like we have company." Ganondorf then turned around to see everyone looking at him, glaring at him as if he was the reason for the six day trek through the woods.
"Are you here to fight?" he asked them.
"You bet we are," Link told him, taking the Master Sword and Hylian Shield from their spots on his back. "We're goanna take you down."
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!" Andrea and Stephanie yelled out loud, doing the movements that went with it, and became surrounded in a dark green tower. When it disappeared, Chloe was in charge, looking like Link complete with pointed ears. Andrea looked just like Mario complete with fake mustache.
/Stephanie, take over, / Chloe told her.
/I can't, / Stephanie replied. /If Link changes into a wolf, I'm the one in charge, but with a sword, you have to fight. / Chloe started crying in her mind as she unsheathed her sword.
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE!" Brach said out loud. He was surrounded in a pick tower. When it disappeared, he was dressed up as Peach with matching hair and eye color. The army members started laughing at him. This made him angry.
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!" Sarah B. said out loud, doing the correct movements with it and then surrounded in a blue tower. When it disappeared, she was her transformed self.
"Attack!" Peach yelled at everyone with venom in her voice. With the exception of Halona, everyone started attacking each other. A blue arrow and a couple of spears came from far away and struck two of the Primids, making them disappear.
"They won't have a chance of winning at this rate," Halona realized, her head pounding. "The only ones fit enough to fight well are Link and Chloe and they won't last long with the sheer number of people."
"No matter what the chances are of winning, as long as you have faith and hope, anything can happen," a voice said from a nearby alley way.
"Who are you?" Halona asked the person.
"Just someone who sneaks out of the castle once in a while to see the town," the person told her. "But am I right?" Halona thought back to her past when that was true.
"You're right," Halona told him, realizing something very important. "I had completely forgotten about faith and hope, anything is possible." Suddenly, both of her hands started glowing royal blue, causing her pain to increase. When the glow disappeared, she had the Smasher's symbol on the back of her right hand and a royal blue sword on the back of her left. "Wait a minute, you're Marth."
"And it's time to fight," Marth told her, walking out of the alleyway with his Brawl fighting clothes on. He unsheathed Falchion and ran into battle.
"SUPER," Halona started out, putting her right hand in front of her. The Smasher's symbol started glowing red. "SMASH," she continued, bringing her left hand in front of her right. Marth's symbol started glowing royal blue. "BROTHERS," she continued, circling her hands until they were above her head. "MELEE!" she finished, becoming surrounded in a royal blue tower.
Inside the tower
Halona was floating around in a royal blue place. It kind of looked like ice all around her. She was then surrounded in a royal blue aura. When it disappeared, she was wearing Marth's clothes. Her hair and eyes were blue along with a tiara in her hair. A long, blue aura appeared in front of her. When she grabbed the bottom of it, the aura disappeared to reveal Falchion. She then put it in its sheath. When it was done, she blew a kiss before starting to descend.
Outside the tower
When the tower disappeared, Halona stood there in its place. She unsheathed her sword and started cutting a Glice and a Glire when they got too close to her. Her head then started to give off a huge wave of pain. She dropped Falchion and grabbed it.
Meanwhile, back at the house, Rose was looking through her telescope while Pit prepared another arrow.
"Halona's got her transformation," Rose told him. "But she's in a lot of pain for some reason. The others will be dropping like flies, soon. We have to get to them."
"Got it," Pit told her. He then fired the arrow and the two leaped into the air, flying toward the battle.
"Help me," Halona started crying, the pain in her head too much to take. She sank to the ground holding her head, not knowing what to do. She was then surrounded by a blue tower before turning back to normal.
"Halona!" Brach cried out to her. He kicked a Primid out of the way and got up to her. "Get out of here." He handed her the Wii Remote. She looked at it, remembering who could help her with the pain.
"I'll be back," Halona swore to him, slowly getting up while pulling out a gray flip cell phone. "I'll bring help." She then pushed the A button and opened a portal, disappearing behind her as she walked through it. A moment later, Rose and Pit landed near the area where the portal was.
"Where did Halona go?" Rose asked Brach.
"I told her to go, but she said she would get help," Brach told her. "Everyone, get over here!" Sarah B. was the first to arrive, panting and sweating. Everyone else also started to slowly fight their way back, all tired from the fight.
"Wait a minute," Kelly said, dodging one of Chloe's sword strikes before said green girl retreated. "I recognized that phone. She can't be-" Suddenly, the blue portal reopened.
"And this is the part where we get to explain who that person is," Rose told everyone outside the flashback, pointing at the person in the cloak. Tommy was excited with this news.
"TIMESTREAM, TRANSFORM ME!" two voices from the other side of the portal yelled out. Everyone gasped, but the loudest was Kelly. A ball of white, black, pink and blue came through the portal before it leaped into the air. It then turned into a tower before it completely disappeared. Two girls stood where it once was. One of the girls had two AMP legs.
"What the…" Rose said, completely astounded.
The girl who had the AMPs was wearing a white skirt that frilled at the bottom and a white holster top shirt with the collar a bright pink. The shirt showed her stomach. Under her skirt were pink spandex shorts that went about two inches longer than the skirt. Holding wp the skirt was a pink belt with a red sun as the buckle. On her feet were red shoes. Below her knees were white leg warmers with a pink line at the top and bottom with a red sun on the top at the front. On her arms were three-quarter white arm warmers with it pointing out when it came to the end. There was a pink line where the glove began and where it ended as well as a red sun on the back of the hand. On her chest was a pink bow pinned back by a red sun. While her eyes remained their natural color of green, her hair was now neon pink and hanged down to her waist. To hold her bangs back was a dark pink headband with a red sun on top, Her earrings were red suns hanging down about a quarter of a inch by a red string. Hanging off her right hip was a green box that contained a gray flip phone.
The other girl had on a black dress that went to just above her knees. The bottom had a bright blue line going across it was well as having straps to keep it up. Two blue belts overlapping each other kept the dress from becoming bloated out. They were held together by a dark crescent moon on its side. Her feet had dark blue shoes on. Over her legs were black leg warmers that frilled at the bottom. Keeping them up was a blue line that frilled at the bottom and had a smaller version of the crescent moon that was on her belts. She also had three-fourths gloves on her arms, but hers were black and frilled at the beginning and end as well as having a blue crescent moon on the back of the hands. On her chest was a blue bow that was held back by a dark blue crescent moon on its side. While her eyes stayed hazel, her hair was a bright neon blue that was up in a high pony tail by the use of a black bow and a dark blue crescent moon. Her earrings were the same crescent moons right side up that was hanging down by the use of a dark blue string. On her neck was a bright blue choker with a crescent moon hanging off it.
"Protector of Light, I am Cure Day," the girl in white told no one in particular, her hands in a fist stretched out in front of her.
"Protector of Darkness, I am Cure Night," the girl in black announced, her hands ready to karate chop anything, her right at her side and her left defending her chest.
"Together, we are TimeStream Pretty Cure," they said together, Day with her fists at her side and Night with her left hand above her head and her right hand protecting her stomach.
"Those who want to destroy the timestream," Night started, pointing at no one in particular.
"You'll have to go through us first!" Day finished, also pointing at no one in particular. "It's been three years since we fought."
"It has," Night agreed. "And here we are, ready to fight again against the one that helped try to destroy time."
"Everyone!" Kelly told them. "Those two killed Tabuu's son! Destroy them!" Every army member launched themselves at the two. Everyone stared at the two before quickly getting into a battle mode.
The girls quickly shot forward, surprising everyone. They did a flying kick right in the face of the Primid which flew back and ran into many other members of the army, causing all of them to disappear. More launched themselves at them, but they kicked, punched or chopped them out of existence faster than Sonic can sniff out a chili dog. They were through with the entire army in less than a minute which only left Ganondorf and Kelly.
"Which one of you is Halona?" Brach asked, somehow knowing that one of them was her. Night turned around to face them, smiling.
"I told I would get help, and I did," Night told them, smiling to them.
"How come you weren't one of them?" Kelly yelled at Rose.
"Wait…" Rose stopped her. "You though… Oh my goodness, is that why you hate me so much? Because you thought I was a member of Pretty Cure?" Rose then started laughing out loud. "My God, this is priceless!"
"Then… who are you?" Kelly asked in fear as she pointed to Day.
"After three years you still don't recognize me?" Day asked her as she walked closer as Kelly backed away. Ganondorf backed away the other way, not wanting to get involved. "Remember that day back in third grade when you accidentally found out that Rose and Len had AMPs? I was there. Remember when you first met Halona? I was there. Remember when you quit the Super Smash Buddies club just because you didn't become president? I was the deciding vote on that one."
"Shelby?" Kelly whispered in fear.
"Shelby?" Tommy asked outside the flashback. The person wearing the cloak took the cloak down. She had dishwater blonde hair that went down to her shoulder blades and green eyes. "Shelby!" He then went up and hugged his long lost friend. "I missed you so much."
"I missed you too, Tommy," Shelby told him. A purple animal rolled out of the cloak which looked like a purple fox with fairy wings.
"But how is that possible? You don't have a chosen one!" Kelly contradicted her.
"Do you remember the going back and forth through time?" Day asked her. "Because the timestream stopped and I move around it, it doesn't stop for me. I keep on going no matter what. So does Forever."
"Your pet dog that you deliberately dyed purple and put fairy wings on?" Rose asked her.
"I am not a dog!" a masculine voice from behind Rose told her. "I'm a fox! And purple is my natural color! AND these wings are mine!" Rose slowly turned around and looked down to see a winged, purple fox at her feet in front of the portal that was still there.
"Forever!" Night called him over. The fox leaped up and landed on Night's shoulder. "I missed you so much!"
"Ahem," Ganondorf told everyone else. "We still have stuff going on ever here."
"You and me, Kelly," Day told her. "One on one. Winner gets to stay. Loser has to go home. Deal?"
"Two on two," Kelly told her. "Myself and Ganondorf versus you and Night."
"Fair enough," Day told her. "Night!" Forever got off Night's shoulders and Night joined the battle.
"What is going on?" Marth asked no one in particular, not realizing he slipped into Japanese.
"Well, from what I understand is that Shelby and Halona are a pair of Pretty Cure and they once fought Kelly three years ago. Now, Kelly wants revenge and they're goanna have a fight and they just brought Ganondorf into the fight," Rose told him in the same language. Marth nodded in understanding and looked back to the battle.
"Let's do this," Day said, holding out her hand to Night.
"You don't have to tell me twice," Night replied, taking her hand. The two then disappeared in a swirl of black and white. The swirl then appeared around Ganondorf and Kelly before returning to its original position. Day and Night were there, eyes closed.
"Ha!" Kelly told them. When the two girls opened their eyes, the two they were facing felt immerse pain all over their bodies. They fainted on the spot. A red portal opened up beneath them and they fell through before it closed behind them.
"We did it," Night told everyone. Everyone cheered.
End of Flashback
"And after that, we went back to the castle, got our clothes fixed up, and came back here with Marth in the morning," Peach finished. "And aren't you the cutest thing alive." She scratched Forever behind the ear while he drooled with satisfaction. Shelby still couldn't believe he decided to come along.
"Rose, I still have a question," Sam told her. "How come Marth is in pain?"
"Oh yes," Rose remembered. "About that…"
Back to Flashback
"Rose, I have a question for you," Marth told her as they walked back to the castle from the previous battle. "Don't get mad, but my soldiers… they were wondering why you're so heavy." Rose suddenly stopped and looked at Marth with a face of pure hatred.
"I AM NOT FAAAAAAAAT!" she yelled at him, kicking him right between the legs with her right leg. He yelled out a very high-pitched sound before falling to the ground.
Real End of Flashback
"You remember when you said if I were to kick some guy really hard between the legs his voice would go up six octaves?"
"Yeah."
"His went up eight."
"Ohh!" Sam and Kyle commented.
"Lesson learned," Marth told her, his voice back to normal.
At the end of the day, Marth left the infirmary, Anna and Kyle went on that date, but because of the horrendousness of it, she threw a pie at his face and told him she was over with him (which all the cousins except Harley and Elizabeth celebrate), and it turned out that Shelby couldn't walk yet. While she was Cure Day, all the pain went away and she could walk just fine. Rose told her she would reteach her how since she had to go through the same thing when she was four and five.
And the lesson Marth learned; do not call women fat, heavy or anything that implies that she is fat or heavy. If you do, Rose will come over and kick you between the legs.
End of Arc 8: Boys in Blue Part 2
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Me: We are never doing a contest like that again!
Master Hand: Agreed.
Ditto: Dit dit!
Lex: Here here!
m3At: I thought it was alright.
Crazy: Me, too, bros and sises.
nite train: Try it, then. (hands m3At a can of tomato juice, he takes a sip before spitting it back out)
m3At: Oh, God! That stuff is nasty!
Crazy: Can we still-
Everyone: NO! (crazy sighs in defeat)
Hey, everyone! Long time, no chapter, I know. Over the past few days, I finally got my butt in gear and typed this out. I can't type very much before my mom finds out I'm still on the computer, so I'll get down to the essentials. 1. I want constructive criticism on this chapter. If I am proven to be wrong, I will make the necessary changes to make the chapter better when I get the time. 2. Q&A section next week! 3. If you want to find out more about TimeStream Pretty Cure, read my other fanfic, TimeStream Pretty Cure. It's finished, so you can read it in one go. 4. Voting is now over. You can see the results on my Author page and remeember that Lucas gets one extra vote from an AR. 5. I encourage everyone to review, check out TimeStream Pretty Cure, and also check out We Are the Smashers 2: The Spirit Master. I thank EC for letting me be in the next four chapter of his fanfic, so go check him out. His stories are hillarious! I hope you all have fun! ;)