TayZay: *walks back down the dirt road, headed to the huge-ass house that we live in*
From: Skysword
"Sky: MY OC IS THE MOST PERVERTED!
skysword: *pulling romano's curl* it's true. *licks romano's cheek* I may not like this guy but I do think he has a nice ass
Sky: *pouting* Spain's ass is better.. Ok I do have a question to see just how sexy my boyfriends can be! If each of you had me for an hour, with three items each. What would those items be and what would you do with them?
KisaHeart: *eating ice cream getting it everywhere* I have a question! North Italy can I have a kiss?"
Romano: *moans* stop~!
Spain: it's true, my ass is better
Romano: that's not what you said before
Spain: well...
Romano: you lied?! *blushes when Skysword licks his cheek* wh-what the hell're you doing, dammit!
TayZay: *finally reaches his destination* ay! You guys are doing the challenge! *looks around for the gender swap potion, then goes for it*
France: if I had an item-
TayZay: *comes back as Zay and sits on the couch* good god ,_,
France: and I had you for an hour~...the item would be a vibrator and what I would do is I'd slowly push it in and out of your sweet spot and then get rid of that and take out the real thing~
Zay: *shifts uncomfortably* this just sounds so weird coming from their mouths..
America: *sits next to me, an arm around my shoulders* regretting the challenge already?
Zay: *blushes deeply* not at all..
Spain: Sky, if I had you for an hour and one item, that item would be rotor so then I could watch you squirm until you're completely wet~ ai dios mio, that sounds really tempting right about now~
Zay: *just slumps in the couch, my head rested against America's chest as he lays down* this is getting to be a bit too much...
America: *smirks*heh, amateur
Zay: I am not!
Prussia: Sky, if I had joo for an hour and vone item, zhat item could obviously be my dick. Joo know vhere it goes from zhere, and it vouldn't just go in zhere, either~ *points at your crotch*
Zay: *covers my face as it flushed a deep pink*
America: *laughs* why so freaked out about all this now?
Zay: 'cause it's so weird! DX
Italy: ve~, sí, you can have a kiss *hugs KisaHeart and kisses her on the lips*
Zay: well, since I know my other crushes will be taken after this..America, I'll never cheat again, nor even look at another guy the way I look at you
America: damn right you won't
Zay: and just you know, this change is permanent, so I'm the Seme of this relationship
America: yeah-no T_T it's nice that you think so though
Zay: Hungary, what do you think?
Hungary: *sitting in Austria's lap* zhe vay joo are acting now, I'd say jou're definitely zhe Uke
Zay: *chuckles* that doesn't go to say I'll still be this way in bed~
America: alright, we'll see tonight, wot we~?
Zay: oh, trust me, we will. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
America: you mean Britain?
All: ooooohhhhh...
Britain: *removes me from him and kicks his ass*
Zay: O.O I'd defend him, but...*sits on the arm of the couch with popcorn, legs crossed, feet touching each other, as I watch the fight go down*
From: Oakwyrm
"Me: *moan* My room. Now.
Oliver: Ok so...England, Spain. Go get dressed as pirates and preform "You Are
a Pirate from Lazy Town" oh and England, sorry but you got the girls role."
Scotland: *lifts you up and carries you to your room*
Zay: bye guys... *still watching the fight* YEAH, RIP HIS SHIRT OFF! Take his ass, own it, grab it!
Hungary: shut up! X'D
Zay: *laughs*
Spain: we know what to do, Britain
Britain: just a second!
(After the fight)
Britain: *has a couple of bruises and a black eye*
Zay: figures
Britain: *socks me in the arm*
Zay: hope you're already a soprano
Britain: why?
Zay: *kicks him in the nuts*
Britain: O_O *falls to his knees and holds the inflicted area* shit...wait a second, Spain
Spain: Hakuna Matata, amigo
Britain: ?
Spain: it means no worries, for the rest of your-
Britain: *steps on his foot*
Spain: ò_ó
Zay: *smirks* alright, Am, come on back
America: *starts to lay down*
Zay: *grabs his hips and makes him sit on my lap*
America: -_- alright..
Spain: ready, mi amigo?
Britain: as long as you never sing another Disney song in your life
Spain: sure *fingers crossed behind his back*
{SPAIN AND BRITAIN}
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
You are a pirate! (Yay!)
{BRITAIN (but idk if this is the girl's part or not, I'm not too familiar with the song)}
We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box,
Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away.
We'll dig up the box (the box!), we know it's full of precious booty
Burst open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!"
{SPAIN & BRITAIN}
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!
{SPAIN}
WEIGH ANCHOR!
Yah - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
{BRITAIN}
HA HA HA (Yay!)
We're sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again!
{SPAIN & BRITAIN}
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate!
{BRITAIN}
LAND HO!
{SPAIN}
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go!
Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate!
{SPAIN & BRITAIN}
HA HA HA!
You are a pirate!
*everyone claps, but not in unison*
Italy: *still clapping* oh, we're done? Aww :(
Britain: don't ever make me sing another song in my life
From: Ninja Starr
"Ninja Starr: So, what TayZay means is, is that we have to try to be as perverted as possible? Well, I've had my fantasies, but honestly- *smirk* My, my, Sky, if only we could work together, we could give America a run away from his states
New York: *appears from nowhere* . . . Why am I here.
Ninja Starr: Because all the thirteen colonies are ass holes
New York: Ya got that right- *gasp* Britain!? It's been forever! *lunges at him*
Ninja Starr: England, you are now officially the new Massachusetts for the day.
New York: C'mon, Iggy *stroking him* It's been forever since I've topped with a guy, how about we have a go *stripping England* You better make some sexy sounds, or else you're never going to beat my boyfriend and me *smirks, grinding hiPr"
Britain: *eyes widen*
Zay: don't turn it down
Britain: I know, I know already! *sighs, blushes, then starts moaning* oh god~
Zay: *watching peacefully*
America: *tries to grab me and move so I'm sitting in his lap*
Zay: *doesn't loosen my grip on his hips*
America: godDAMMIT, Zay! Ò_Ó
Zay: *evil sly face* face it, I'm the Seme~
America: prove it
Zay: tonight~
Hungary: aww, I wanted to see..
Zay: come with us and record~ Am, you'll still love me if I'm Zay for the rest of my fanfiction days, right?
America: no
Zay: ...
America: *kisses my cheek* I'm lying. Yeah, I really don't care about your gender as long as I'm with you
Girls: awwww!
Zay: *hums Can You Feel The Love Tonight*
America: *looks at Britain and New York* a'iite~! Go 'head!
Zay: T_T you're not black, and I never care if white act black and black act white, but please...you're the whitest man alive..don't do it X'D
America: *laughs too*
Italy: see you all next episode! *waves happily, curl bouncing slightly*