The Akatsuki Stories

Disclaimer: Dora the Explorer has no relation to Naruto.

Chapter XXXVI

Akatsuki Go To Target

Part VI: Clay Puppets

Sasori and Deidara walked across the aisle, browsing the cans of paint and Play-Doh around them.

" Let's see, un." wondered Dei, " Regular Play-Doh, Diet Play-Doh.. AHA! Explosive Play-Doh!"

Sasori was testing some paint when suddenly-BAM!

A giant boulder squashed Sasori into the ground, smashing his body and proppeling his head towards - BOP!- Deidara's.

" Wha waz zat?" asked Sasori.

He then looked up to see a kid in green spandex throwing boulders on top of innocent people.

" YOUTH!" he yelled, throwing a boulder on top of Deidara.

" Ow, un." he replied sorely.

" Well, I'm broken." said Sasori, rolling towards Deidara, " Now fix me me."

"I can't , un."

" Why not?"

" All I have is clay, yeah."

" Then make me a clay body."

" No, un."

" What'd you say?"

" No."

" WHY NOT?"

"I'm broken too and my arms have popped out on impact and now, they're running across the aisles.

DEIDARA'S HANDS

The little hands were running across the aisles, holding fingers, when they bumped into something.

" Huh? What's this?"

Neji picked up one of the hands, having it bite him.

" OW!" He dropped the hand, cluthching his bleeding hand.

" THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!" He ran after the hand and stepped on it.

" HA!" he said. But the other hand bit him on the ankle.

" OW!"

As Neji hopped on one foot, one hand threw down a can of soda on Neji's- CRACK!- skull.

The soda burst open and knocked Neji unconcious. Victorious, the two hands slapped fingers and strolled back to Deidara.

DEIDARA & SASORI

Sasori rolled, trying to break Deidara free.

" QUIT IT!" yelled Deidara, trying to stand up off the boulder.

" TIMBER!" yelled Rock Lee, when suddenly, - BAM!- the bulder fell on top of Deidara's boulder, cracking both to pieces.

" I'M FREE!" yelled Deidara, shopping the aisles again.

" But I'm just a head now." said Sasori, depressed.

" Fine then." sighed Deidara, shaping the clay to a body.

THIRTY MINUTES LATER

" Uh, Dei?" asked sasori.

" Yes, un?"

" Something's wrong with my clay body."

" What?"

" I'M A MIGDET!"

It was true. Deidara only had enough clay to make his body at about 1/3 of his real size.

" So?"

Sasori hissed at Deidara, getting spit all over him.

" Okay, but first let me buy more clay first, I'm out, un."

" Fine."

Deidara held Sasori's hand walking down the aisle, making it look like a mom leading her child down the aisles.

" Well, at least Zetsu's having fun."

It's actually the complete opposite...

To Be Continued...