Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action,
Two of the originally eliminated campers Zim and Ed came back for another crack at winning this competition. The teams were then assigned to complete a cave blasting challenge. Only problem, they'd have to do it without their captains. Although a tough challenge, it was Ed who came up victorious with his Screaming Gophers. In the end, it was Flapjack who was the next to walk the Dock Of Shame. Now the only question left before we start the show is, who will walk the same walk that Flapjack did last week? Find out on Total....Drama....ACTION!
Chapter 36
Scaredy Cat(s)
Ed's eyes opened. He was standing in a dark landscape with nothing sight. Ed ran forward until he became tired, and noticed he wasn't going anywhere. Ed glanced around, and then saw a blinking light ahead. Ed ran toward it, and heard yelling. Suddenly, a devilish face appeared in front of him, and Ed blinked his eyes and awoke from his nightmare. Ed suddenly noticed he was sitting on the ground sucking on Izzy's ear. Ted was standing next to Ed with a scared look on his face.
"Don't....move...." Ted whispered. Ed stopped slurping and started sweating. Ted slowly grabbed Ed, and slowly worked to get him off. Slowly but surely, Ed's lips slipped right off without a sound. Ed then wiped his brow, and walked over to Ted.
"Thanks Ted. Making Izzy go all pscyho-freako would've made my armpits sweat." Ed admitted. Ted smiled, and then gasped.
"What are you guys talking about?" Izzy asked surprising Ed so much that his eyebrow catapulted off his head.
"NOTHING! Nothing at all....." Ed responded. Ed started sweating.
"Good. I don't know if you noticed, but you were talking to yourself in your sleep last night. Well obviously your couldn't hear yourself, because you're asleep. I can hear myself in my sleep. It's like sleeping with your eyes open, only with ears." Izzy stated. Ted was amazed how one person could talk so much and not get tired of it. Ed was still sweating, and as soon as Izzy left, Ed fell to the ground.
"Boy, who knew girls were so hard to get." Ed claimed. Ted grinned.
"Don't worry about it Ed. Shakespeare didn't write Romeo & Juliet in a day." Ted whispered.
Ed felt better when Ted said this. Ted then walked out, and noticed that Chris wasn't anywhere to yell at him or the other campers.
"Hm, it's a little too quiet...." Ted muttered.
*Confessional*
Ted: With Chris waking us up every morning and torturing us, it was kinda weird not to be annoyed by Chris.
*Cutback*
As soon as Ted walked over to the Bonfire, he found a note.
"Dear Campers,
Sorry for the inconvience, but I'm off to collect my award for "Best TV Reality Show Host", so I left you guys with a pre-made challenge, and oh yeah, Chef's in charge. If you really need to know what the challenge is, look up and you'll know.
From your host, Chris McLean"
Ted glared at the note and groaned angrily.
"Man I hate this guy." Ted admitted. Ted looked up to come face to face with a huge green monster. Ted stood there in shock trying to say something.
"Uh.....hi." Ted said with a nervous grin. The moster sniffed Ted for a minute, and....
"ROARRRRR!!!!" The monster roared angrily.
"COOL!" Ed yelled happily, and then ran away. Everyone else ran except Ted, who laughed hysterically.
"Boy, I'm scared....but I'm too afraid....to move...." Ted muttered. Ted took a huge step, and then broke into a run, and then slammed into the confessional.
*Confessional*
Ted: Phew, thankfully I'm safe in here, with COURTNEY?!
Courtney: What are you freaking out about? Besides, aren't you the one that said you're a big hero back in your town?
Ted: No, that's my twit cousin Jenny. You'd know that if you weren't so stupid.
"Courtney: Oh, so you're the one calling me stupid. You won't even try and fight a giant animatronic monster.
Ted: Well my cousin Jenny also ran away, and she actually cares about the human race, while my only friend on this planet is Ed and Lindsay!
*Suddenly Lindsay and Ed popped up in the confessional.*
Lindsay: What?
Ed: Hiya guys!
Courtney: Great, now I have to sit in here with 2 idiots and a dim-wit.
Lindsay: Ha, she called you guys a dim-wit......Wait.....
Ted: Ahem, you mean 2 geniuses, a beatiful blond with a few unscrewed bolts, and a absolute moron who acts like a hypocrite.
Courtney: Oh just shut up you twit!
Ed: I like monsters!
*Ed starts rolling around on the floor laughing.*
Ted: Ed, stop having a seizure. Lindsay, don't say anything, and Courtney, STOP ACTING LIKE A MORON!
*Cutback.*
"So, what do you suppose we do about this giant Godzilla wanna-be?" Jenny asked the Bass.
"I say we disect his BRAINS!" Zim proclaimed. Jenny frowned.
"Any ideas NOT involving brains?" Jenny asked.
"Why don't you get off you metal bum and go out and fight the thing?" Duncan asked. Jenny rolled her eyes.
"No, because we're supposed to complete this thing as a team." Jenny argued.
"Man, this teams got real disfunctional since Flapjack left." Mr. Blik grinned. Edd sighed.
"I would agree with that statement." Edd admitted.
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A few minutes later, the campers all gathered at the ampitheater.
"Okay, I have a good idea. It may sound stupid, but it is good!" Ted exclaimed.
"Sure genius, let's see your good idea." Duncan ridiculed. Ted looked angrily at Duncan, and then jammed his hand into Edd's hat.
"Now if I can just find....AHA!" Ted yelled with triumph. Ted then pulled out a very familiar looking costume.
"Oh! I know what that is!" Ed exclaimed with a girly shriek. Ted smiled and smacked the costume on Ed's body.
"Now Ed, promise to be a good monster and destroy the other monster. Okay?" Ted asked kindly.
"If buttered-toast is involved, then I'M YOUR ED!" Ed yelled happily. Ted petted Ed, dunked the mask on his head, and suddenly, Ed's eyes became red, and started growing larger.
"YES! My fellow campers, meet EDZILLA!" Ted laughed maniaclly as the giant beast of an Ed slunk off to fight the animatronic monster.
"You realize how many lawsuits this show is going to get from Toho because you ripped off the design of Godzilla right?" Brian asked. Ted glared at Brian, and then gave a motion to "Shut up".
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"Akira, I was just busy watching Total Drama Action, and they ripped the design of our creation off!" A frantic Japanese worker spoke.
"Shall I call our lawyer to sue them?" The Japanese worker asked. Akira Kurosawa, the head of Toho, spun around in his swivel chair with an evil grin.
"In time my friend, in time. Until Total Drama Action's fanbase dies down, THEN, we shall strike! Until then, Chris McLean, LIVE WITH FEAR!!!!" Akira screamed into the heavens. The Japanese worker stared at Akira like he was crazy.
"Suit yourself..." The worker muttered.
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A/N: Sorry, I JUST HAD TO INCLUDE THAT LAST PART LOL!
But anyway, don't expect an update for maybe a week, because this weekend I'm going to Atlantic City for a J. Giles Band concert, but I'll have Wi-Fi while I'm in Atlantic, so look for updates every day,
just in case...:)