Author's Note: So...what does Esme see? Read and find out!

ESPV

Oh. My. God.

Did I really know him?

Did I really know her?

I walked into the airport and just didn't believe what I saw.

Jasper was standing on the food court tables dancing like no one was there! And Alexis was joining him!

They even got a few strangers to dance too!

And some airport security guards!

Who were they?

Where did these people come from? I've never met them before in my life! Well okay I have but still!

Alexis spotted me and jumped off of the table. She made her way through the crowd of people and came up to me.

"Hi!" She said happily.

I stared at her at a loss for words.

Finding nothing else to say I merely told her, "Get Jasper."

She shrugged completely just hunky-dory with the fact she'd just been dancing on tables in a public airport. She told Jasper that they needed to leave.

He looked at her and found me. Seeing that she wasn't lying, he bowed to the crowd and they actually cheered. Then Lexi pulled him and their luggage to me.

"Ready to go?" She asked brightly.

Still at a loss of words I just nodded. They followed me to my car still oblivious to the fact that they just...just did what they did. Whatever that is called. They didn't humiliate themselves, the crowd enjoyed their dancing but I don't know. I shook my head.

Jasper must have detected my disarray and sheer shock because he patted me on the head.

"Thank you Jasper?" I said quizzically.

"You're welcome." His words slurred so it sounded like, "Yowelcomb" but I took it as you're welcome.

"Oh Jasper." Lexi shook her head.

He began to pat her head too.

We arrived home and I helped Lexi get their bags in the house. Usually Jasper would've helped but he was preoccupied. He was trying to figure out how the car door opened.

Lexi and I put the stuff inside then she went to help her intoxicated boyfriend.

I took this as my chance to warn the others.

"KIDS AND CARLSILE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

Figuring it must be bad they all rushed downstairs.

"Yes?" Carlisle asked looking for something wrong.

"I must warn you! Jasper is extremely drunk."

"How drunk?" Emmett asked thrilled.

"He can't get the car door open." I stated.

"Wow he's drunk!" Cooper looked surprised.

"Oh my God. When I got their he was dancing on the airport tables." I told them.

Cooper and Emmett burst out laughing, Carlisle shook his head and the girls were trying not to laugh. Edward sighed and rolled his eyes.

"They must've thought he was good because he bowed at the end and people actually cheered." I also shook my head.

"Honey I'm home!" Jasper called stepping in the door.

"Don't make him do things that he'd wouldn't normally do!" I told my children fully knowing they wouldn't listen.

"Emmett and Cooper have already started plotting." Edward informed me.

"Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen! Cooper Lee Whitlock Hale!" I yelled at them.

"Keep your trap shut Eddie!" Emmett yelled.

"Keep a watch on them for me?" I asked Edward.

He nodded.

LPV

I shook my head as Jasper walked in yelling honey I'm home. Who else was his 'honey' other than me!

NO ONE! Or at least no one better be.

"Hey Jasper! I heard you were dancing on tables!" Cooper came up to him.

Emmett started the music as Cooper jumped on the table and started to dance.

Emmett and Jasper soon joined him.

"Get the video camera." Alice told Rosalie.

She came back with it in a flash.

They quickly set it up and started filming the boys dancing.

The boys were terrible dancers. Emmett was totally failing at doing the chainsaw. He kept hitting Cooper in the butt, which made it all the more terrible and creepy. Jasper was pretending that he was cool (although I'm pretty sure he really thought he was) by putting his hands in the air and dancing while shaking his head back and forth, in the weird way that rock stars do. Whenever I try and do that I usually end up just getting woozy and losing my balance.

And believe me you don't wanna know what Cooper was doing. It was just...yeah.

"Boys really?" Esme asked walking into the kitchen. She looked stressed.

"We eat there you know." Carlisle shooed them off of the table and their fun was over.

"But daddy!" Emmett whined.

"DUDES," Jasper yelled jumping up and down. "I have an idea!"

Emmett and Cooper looked at each other in wonder.

Personally, I was worried. Jasper was drunk after all...

He led his brothers outside. I slowly lingered behind them wanting to see what Jasper was up to.

"Stay here." Jasper told Emmett and Cooper excitedly.

He ran back inside and returned with three buckets, a deflated air mattress, a tarp, and a rope.

Oh boy.

"Um...what's all that crap?" Cooper asked.

"I'll show you." Jasper grinned.

He went back inside the house to get more supplies.

This time he came back with a wad of paper, sunglasses, and dry erase markers.

Oh boyy.

"Oh look more crap!" Emmett said excitedly.

"Come on! Help me carry this stuff." Jasper dragged some of it out towards the woods.

Oh boyyy.

The boys grabbed what Jasper didn't take and followed him into the woods. I trailed along.

They stopped at the river behind their house and I really got nervous.

Water, three buckets, a deflated air mattress, a tarp, a rope, a wad of paper, sunglasses, and dry erase markers = ?

No wait I know! TROUBLE!

Jasper grabbed the buckets and filled them with water. Then he took the dry erase markers and put the ink into the water thus turning the water colors. Next he tied the tarp to trees so it covered a chunk of the river. It looked like a big hammock. He then put the deflated air mattress on top of the tarp.

"Ready?" Jasper asked his brothers.

"Um, I suppose."Cooper started to worry also.

Jasper stuck his hand into the bucket of water. When he pulled it out, his hand was stained blue, which must've been the color of the ink he put in. He then proceeded to "paint" his head with his stained hand. By the time he was finished his head and both of his hands were blue.

"I'm avatar!" He jumped up and down.

Emmett and Cooper looked at each other.

"COOL!" They both shouted.

After about a hour, all three boys had blue hands and faces and splotches of blue on their clothes.

"So what's the hammock thingy for?" Emmett asked.

"That's where we dry off." Jasper grinned getting on.

"Nice!" Cooper gave him a high five.

The boys climbed on Jasper's hammock and put on their sunglasses. But there was one problem.

Just because Jasper had two layers to his hammock to support them, doesn't mean the small bit of rope that held them up could support them.

I saw it coming before any of them did. I ran to them yelling a warning but I was a bit too late.

The ropes snapped, causing the boys to fall straight into the river, which caused their artwork to smear and drip. When they got out of the river they had streaks of their skin showing.

"We're gunna need more markers." Emmett frowned.

"No, you're gunna need a shower." I laughed.

"Do we still look live avatar?" Jasper asked hopeful.

I shook my head and watched as his face fell.

"It's okay Jasper," I came up and gave him a hug, "you can still be Dracula."

He shrugged and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Seeing the result he started to laugh.

"Blue cheek." Emmett mumbled trying not to laugh. He failed.

Cooper grinned evilly, looking between Jasper and Emmett. Catching on, all boys shared the same expression and I knew what was happening: I was going to be the new avatar.

Lexi's going to be the boys new avatar, but will they just color her skin? Sorry for the short chapter and for not updating in a week! :(( I've had a lot going on. I was going to post it last night but I got sun poisoning! :(( Chapter's will come!