interLOAFERS: Same Difference

By THE Xenomorph (aka Xenomorph666)

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Spliced-Verse (Misfit-Verse, Evil Dead, The Mask, TMNT, Captain Planet, Beast Wars, Jurassic Park, Gargoyles)

In which sentinels cause havoc

"Well this is interesting..." Scott said as he watched the events on the news unfold. "Mutates just saved a whole bunch of people from capsizing boats in the New York harbor."

"Really?" Rogue and Remy weren't really paying attention as they were utilizing the suit the triplets had given her. "How interesting."

"Please stop making out in the common room." Scott said.

"Make us." Rogue said as Remy smiled.

"Hey are you guys watching the news?!" Gecko came running up from the danger room and his practice schedule.

"Yeah." Scott said. "Well I did anyway."

"Mighty Mutanimals..." Gecko said. "That's what they're being called."

"Wow..." Scott said as he hit the pause button on the TiVo controller. "Let's see we have a manta ray, an alligator and what looks to be a Jamaican Tasmanian Devil..."

"Wha?" Remy looked up from his and Rogue's make out session.

"You heard me." Scott said.

"Jamaican..." Gecko's brain seemed to lock up. "Tasmanian Devil?"

"Don't look at me." Perfection said as he walked in. "I had nothing to do with it."

"Wait there's a jaguar in there now." Gecko said. "And now a weird purple man-bat thingy with what looks like an orange flea-man."

"Are you sure you had nothing to do with this?" Scott asked.

"One hundred percent sure." Perfection said.

"Maybe we can ask them for help." Gecko said. "You know for when they get here."

"Good idea." Scott said. "Best if you and the Turtles brought them in though, they fled the scene when the GSRO tried to..." Scott froze when he saw the image of a purple robot on screen. "Is that a sentinel?!"

"Looks like it..." Gecko hissed as the room looked to Perfection.

"We can't do ANYTHING." Perfection moaned. "Technically."

"What are you doing?" Scott asked.

"They brought me here." Lord Kamina stepped out from behind Perfection.

"And me." Simon the Digger stepped out as well, he was a grown man.

"We like overkill." DM said as he appeared.

"That and someone somewhere is really liking their show." Wraith said as he appeared on the couch next to Remy and Rogue.

"Well lets get to it bro." Simon said as he and Kamina ran off.

"Shouldn't we be joining them?" Scott asked.

"I would suggest it, they're here for Nimrod, not the little sentinels." Perfection said.

"Nimrod?" Scott asked.

"Someone made a new Mastermold for the sentinels and its gone all loopy like Skynet does in Terminator." Perfection said.

"It's named Nimrod?" Scott held back a laugh. "All right then..."

Within minutes the X-Men were flying out to help the Mutates in NYC fight the sentinels. Gecko was not surprised when the turtles contacted the X-Men to provide aid. Gecko, Wolverine, X-23 and Storm were brought to the turtle's lair via the emergency Mass Device the turtles had the rest of the X-Men were due to arrive in the Vertibird.

"Geez!" Gecko shouted as he and the turtles got their first real look at a non simulated sentinel. It was one of six in the immediate area and it turned and locked onto them.

"Mutates identified." The booming electronic voice said.

"Tell me we're targets now..." Donatello groaned.

"Perfect..." Raph smiled. "Come on Lil' Miss Amazon, let's rip'em up!" Raph shouted as he charged forward, X-23 was almost immediately behind him.

"We're gonna have to go in hard and fast..." Leonardo said to his remaining brothers, "Donny think you can hack into one of those things?"

"If I can get onto it." Donatello said as he watched Raph use his sais as climbing utensils.

"Guys..." Mikey pointed tot he setting sun.

"Backup..." Gecko smiled.

"Just in time too..." Wolverine said as he finished talking into his communicator, "X-Men got diverted to actually taking on this Nimrod thing; something big ate those two in the giant mech and the Scions are very confused."

"So it's us versus the sentinels, dude thats not good..." Mikey said.

"No time to talk now..." Leonardo said as he ran forward. Mikey and Donatello followed as they targeted. Wolverine and Storm then focused on another and the fight started.

X-23 and Raphael were busy denting the head of their target, its metal was actually repairing itself as they cut into it and both mutants were showing signs of aggravation. Then another sentinel stepped in and grabbed Raphael off of its companion robot.

"HEY LEMME GO!" Raph shouted, a sudden roar from above caused everyone, including the sentinels to look up in surprise.

The first sentinel that looked up was the one that was holding Raphael and the last thing it registered was the side of a building falling onto its metallic skull. Its hand then flew open and tossed the turtle in the air, luckily Hudson was gliding overhead and caught the frsutrated turtle.

"Bit early in the evenin' for a brawl isn't it laddie?" Hudson chuckled.

"Jus' put me down old man I gott me some robots to rip apart!" Raph shouted.

"Ok then, you only hd to ask..." Hudson said as he dropped Raphael onto another sentinel.

"Come on Hot-head, let's work this thing to the ground." Wolverine said from the other shoulder of the same sentinel.

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Meanwhile the rest of the X-Men touched down in Chicago, where another group of sentinels had appeared. They weren't surprised by the site of the Misfits already establishing a trouncing order. Unfortunately their tactics weren't working. Of course Kamina and Simon were in their own Gurren Lagann fighting as well, to a much more effective end though.

"What the..." Toad barely dodged laser beams from a sentinels eyes.

"It's like they're programmed to destry and not capture!" Avalanche said as he threw a sentinel off balance.

Before any of the X-Men could say or do anything Cylcops blasted a sentinel that was targettign Avalanche. "Get away from there Avalanche! Jean I hate to say it but we need to block off this area so people don't run around and get hurt."

"I wish I could, but people are still in the buildings." Jean said.

"Mutant detected." A sentinel boomed as it blasted a hole in the side of a building. The two teams then watched in horror as it produced a more powerful blast that ended in many people screaming and then silence.

"THOSE WERE HUMANS!" Jean roared in anger as several object flew at the robot.

"All the more reason to end them..." Mal said as he stepped out onto a roof behind the Vertibird.

"MAL!" Wavedancer immediately hit her com to talk to Hope Island.

"Correct, and yet so wrong..." This time the voice of Mal was bering forced out by a screehier voice.

"What the heck..." Cyclops said as he noticed the sentinels freeze in place as if awaiting orders.

"You see..." Mal contiuned, "A Cybertronina body requires a spark..."

"Where would he get one of those?" Beast asked.

A warp point then opened up and Cheetor, Rhinox, Waspinator and Silverbolt came running out.

"Ahhh..." The new voice in Mal's body took over. "The Autobot's descendents..."

"Whoa..." Cheetor froze.

"It can't be..." Rhinox's face fell.

"Who is that?" Silverbolt asked.

"Wazzpinator know that voice...." Waspinator shook in fear. "IT..."

"STARSCREAM!" The robot body shook in laughter.

"But how?" Cyclops asked.

"Transwarp..." Rhinox said, "He's been jumping worlds since his spark left his body..."

"Very accutely stated..." Mal's voice took over again. "And Starscream was kind enough to point out to me the virus that is humanity, how you've taken everythign from me, how it will only end if we machines do something about it!!!"

Starscream then took over. "...And in exchange for his body and loyalty I promised to wipe out the race that has so betrayed him!"

"What about Sevarius?" Beast shouted.

"Forget Sevarius, Mal's gone Skynet!" Toad shouted.

"He has his own body again..." Mal said. "And is constructing my own perfect body..."

"...And until then, not only will we be sharing this body, but we will ERADITCATE humanity..." Starscream laughed. "And with their own tools at that..."

"We are so boned..." Blob said.

"Ummm..." Quicksilver looked around. "We need the Scions about now."

"Can't help!" Perfection came running through, "Gotta hold off the heartless while you solve this!"

"And no big robot to help you Anymore..." Starscream said. "Do it doctor..."

After Starscream spoke a sudden black warp point opened and sucked the gigantic robot inwards, closing before it had time toreact.

"Hey! No fair they fought the Anti-Spirals!" Nightcrawler shouted.

"This is the real world kid..." Mal and Starscream spoke as one followed by just Starscream. "GET USED TO IT!"

"SCATTER!" Cyclops shouted.

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AN: I expect somewhat shocked looks... I mean I know I've dropped everyone short of Optimus himself in here but...

Optimus Prime: Am I in the right place?

NO! Wrong fic go away!

Oh...

Don't even say it...