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[The team is in their suits in a big conference room]
Mom:Oh, it was SO nice for you all to come! My son will be so-,
GoGo:Fred, stop eating the cake.
Mom:My son will be so...
Fred:Hey, hey Wasabi, you should totally cut this cake with your laser arms.
Hiro:Really, it's no big thing. Thanks again for using The Cat Café for catering.
[Honey:tastes some of the cake] Is this lemon frosting?
Wasabi:Honey, no!
Hiro:What? What?
GoGo:That's banana cream frosting.
Baymax:Honey Lemon has a banana allergy.
Honey:Really! It's okay. I just need some antihistamine.
Hiro:Well, I'm sor- FRED, GET AWAY FROM THE CAKE!
Baymax:Colorful...
Hiro:Wasabi, GoGo, can you keep Baymax away from the-,
Honey:I don't feel so good.
Mom:Is there a problem? Because my son and his...
[Wasabi and GoGo look at each other as Baymax picks up two armfuls of balloons]
Hiro:Baymax, a little help! FRED, PUT THOSE PRESENTS BACK!
Fred:But my parents are NEVER around for my birthday...
Baymax:Here you are, Honey Lemon. I have increased your dosage. Would you like me to call 9/11 or wait this out?
Honey [coughing as she sits down]:Wait it out...
[Hiro helps the rest of his team clean up as the kids walk in. Fred has managed to re-wrap the presents]
Boy:Hey! I asked for MARVEL superheroes.
GoGo:We *are* Marvel superheroes.
Boy:NO. I *specifically* said Iron Man and Captain America. [looks at Baymax and Hiro] YOU'RE NOT EITHER. [The children start screaming and rampaging]
Hiro:Well, we're... we're a little more on the obscure side-,
Boy:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Wasabi:We're not technically, *officially* in the Marvel movie.
Children:WE WANT SPIDERMAN! WE WANT ANT-MAN! WE WANT-,
Baymax:The paramedics have arrived.
Hiro:Oh, sweet Jesus. Okay, girls, let's get Honey help.
Boy:Awwww. You're sick?
Honey:Oooh. You're so sweet.
Another boy:Hey, you're not that some superhero girl from the movie!
[Chaos ensues as Baymax picks up a white balloon and blinks at it. Fred grins and adds two eyes with a marker]
Baymax [taking off helmet]:You compute me.
The end.