Now that all the former animals were properly dressed, Jamie was able
to relax a little. At least there weren't naked people running all over the
house now...
Gary was now wearing the grey hoodie Drago had obtained when he
and Jamie had been turned into 3 year olds, and a pair of dark red jeans,
and on his feet, a pair of black sneakers with The Nike check adorning
the sides. Killer wore Hsi-Wu's Hippie shirt with some khaki pants, bare-
footed.
As Scratcher, Monzarella, and Jamie exited her room, The Ice Gang stood
there, still half dumbfounded. Monzarella scurried over to Ice, wrapping
his arms around his legs, "Hi, Ice!" he said with a grin. Ice shook his head
to clear it and crouched down beside the ex-kitten
"Hey, Monzarella...Nice Outfit."
"Thanks! I picked it out all by myself!"
"That's cool. You know pink is a girl color though, right?"
"I like pink. I think it looks pretty."
"Guy's arn't suppose to be pretty though," he said standing, "They're
suppose to look cool..." He struck a pose, crossing his arms and leaning
back slightly.
Monzarella copied his pose "Cool..." he said, trying to impersonate Ice's
voice patterns. Ice reached down and ruffled his hair, chuckling
"Yeah, just like that."
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Jamie plopped down on the couch, sighing heavily, "My life just keeps
getting weirder and weirder... What's next? The Loch Ness Monster?"
"Don't be silly, everyone knows there's no such thing as a Loch Ness
Monster..." Shendu said dismissively.
"Said the fire-demon..." Jamie said, giving him a look.
"Touche."
Drago walked over to her, " Just chill Jamie, It's not the end of the
world." Jamie sighed again. Scratcher, who was sitting next to her,
pulled her against her chest in an embrace, making a soothing,
purring noise in her chest; resting her chin on Jamie's forehead. Jamie
glanced up at Scratcher, "How do you do that?"
"Purring? It's all a matter of pushing air through your larynx a certain
way..." She said nuzzling the top of her head, "Feel better?"
"Maybe a little..." Her stomach growled loudly. Po Kong cracked her
knuckles "That's my cue to start making dinner. Bai Tsa is simply going
to ADORE this when I tell her..." she said as she disapeared into the
kitchen.
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Gary perked his head up at the mention of food
"That's right, Gary never ate the cow Jamie brought!" He turned and
headed for the basement. Drago clamped a hand on his shoulder "Cow
is off the menu tonight, Gary."
Gary made a pouting face, "But Gary is hungry, Master!"
Drago rolled his eyes, "I know, but eatting a cow isn't exactly something
you can do as a human. You're going to have to eat human food."
Gary's eyes widened, "But Gary isn't suppose to eat human food..." he
said. "Under the circumstances, you kinda have to," Drago replied, "Hey,
remember when I was little and I use to give you table scraps?"
"Uh-huh!"Gary said with an excited look on his face, "Master's father use
to scold Master for giving Gary people food."
Drago smirked, "Well, he can't now, can he?"
Gary grinned.
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Shendu raised an eyebrow at the teens as he took a seat beside
Scratcher, who was kneading the base of Jamie's neck.
"So, my feline friend, how are you adjusting to being a human?"
Scratcher turned to him "Well, I feel entirely too tall, I dislike having to
wear clothes, and it's odd being without a tail. Other than that, I feel
fine. How about you? What is your impression of my human body?"
"You're quite fit. Though personaly I seek a larger frame in females, you're
quite attractive."
"Really?"
"Yes. Very beautiful."
"From you I shall take that as a compliment," she said, "It's a significantly
better comment than I recieved from Monzarella's father, Chester..."
Jamie looked up at her, making a face, "Chester? That icky little tom cat
with the one eye who lived with Mrs Wickersham back at El Tigre? He
was so UGLY! those yellow teeth, and that messy fur-"
Scratcher made a face, "Well, in my defense, I was in heat, I didn't exactly
have a lot of options. It was either mate with Chester, or that alley cat
who sometimes snuck in. And HE had fleas. And besides, I did have some
cute kittens out of it."
Shendu nodded, "Oh yes, very cute...I wonder how long your humanity is
going to last...Jamie which spell did you use?"
"It was in one of you guys's spell book, I'll show it to you after dinner. All
this insanity today has me starved... I found out my step-brother is demon
slayer...I turned our pets into humans...I fainted TWICE today."
"Look on the bright side," Hsi Wu said, " It can't get any worse, can it?"