Woah its Another Wall

The wall that was in front of them was very tall. To get the sense of it's size, imagine an elephant, and then imagine another elephant standing on top of that elephant. Feeling tall yet? Now imagine a third elephant standing on top of the other two, but on it's tip-toes. Now imagine a satellite orbiting 36,000 kilometers above the elephants. The wall is that high.

"How will we ever get through this wall without Bernie's mech?" Obama wondered aloud to himself and also his friends.

"There has to be a weak spot in walls like this," Bernie pondered, "Quick, Ron Paul, how did people defeat walls like this in Medieval times?"

"That was so long ago, I have trouble remembering," Ron Paul murmured, "if only my son was here, he is well read on such things."

"I, uhhh, remember that, uhhh, cannons made walls like this obsolete," Obama remembered, having read this in a book he read, "I remember reading about it in, uhhhhhh, book I read."

"Then we just need a cannon!" Bernie exclaimed!

They looked around, but alas found few cannons, and the ones they did find were not large enough to suit their needs.

Meanwhile the threat of the wall loomed ever higher, casting a large shadow over the three men.

"It seems like the sun won't be out for much longer," Ron Paul observed, "We should make camp, and continue the battle in the morning."

Obama was prepared, he had recently installed a tent in his mech for just such an occasion. Using his skills he learned while tracking bears in the arctic, Obama skillfully erected his tent on an open field that was nearby. Ron Paul and Bernie clapped because Obama was so smart and skillful, but also they did not clap that hard because some people were trying to sleep and they didn't want to be rude to those people. Bernie remembered a time where he was trying to sleep but then someone screamed "Fire" and everyone had to leave the building. Bernie, who could feel the burn, but not be damaged by it was rather annoyed.

"Wow, that is a tent" said Bernie Sanders.

"Yes"

"Yes" Obama said.

"Wait," said Ron Paul said.

"Why did you say 'yes' twice?" Ron Paul.

Ron Paul then looked around, seemingly misplacing one of his 'saids'.

Obama chuckled while also avoiding Ron Paul's question since it was a sensitive topic.

Bernie then took a hot dog out of his pocket, and used his fingers to start a fire, "We can use this food to not be hungry temporarily," he explained.

"Oh yeah," Obama had forgotten that he was asleep for like a year, and hadn't eaten in that time.

Obama likewise took out a hot dog, and began to start cooking it over the fire.

Ron Paul did this too, but he was a libertarian.

And the three ate their hot dogs together like friends would if they were battling a wall.

Then, they heard rustling from the bushes, and this time it was not George because he was somewhere else. Ron Paul drew his katana.

"Who goes there?" He asked?

From behind the bushes came a shovel, and attached to the shovel there was a man. He was a small man with sandy hair which Anakin wouldn't like because it is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Behind him stood a taller man who was also a friend.

Ron Paul immediately recognized the man and sheathed his katana. "Rand, what are you doing here?"

Rand Paul hugged his father, "I'm here because Jeb! told me that you guys might be needing help." Jeb! was the other man.

Obama smiled as he saw Jeb!, which confused him. He had never smiled at Steve before. Obama felt the pocket turtle in his suit pocket, and then walked up to embrace his friend.

Awhile later, Rand Paul had told them the secret to avoiding the wall.

"Walls grow up. This is known. When our founding fathers wrote the Constitution of the United States of America, they were well aware of the fact that walls grow in the skyward direction. Where walls do not grow, is down, and that is where we can take advantage of them." Rand Paul held up his shovel, "Using this, I dug a path into America's rich soil under the wall in order to bypass it. This fatal flaw in the defense will be our ticket back into the land of our forefathers."

Obama wondered why he didn't think of this. It sounded easier than punching the wall by any means.

"But getting past the wall, is the easy part," Jeb! chimed in, "I know the enemy well," he paused, reflecting on the past year somberly, "and I know that he has many more obstacles for us to face."

Obama put his hand in the middle of the group, "whatever, uhhhhhhobstacles are in our way, I uhhhh, know we will get through them."

Ron Paul joined him, "We can overcome whatever he throws at us,"

Bernie Sanders puts his hand in, "We must overcome for our people,"

Rand Paul joins in, "and our country,"

Jeb! puts his hand in "and our friends!"

Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill joins too, "Now let's go out there, and win us a FOOTBALL GAME! Dolphins on three, ONE TWO THREE, DOLPHINS!"

The group all raised their hands and broke huddle, preparing for what lie ahead.