Disclaimer: I don't own Dan and Phil nor anyone associated with them

Hello Pastries, So, since Daddy Smosh made it to 100 chapters, I decided to do the same thing for this one and I decided to use one of the suggestions for the grand finale/100th chapter and its gonna be great. For now though, enjoy this chapter with one featuring all three as they succumb to the dreaded lice infection dun-dun-dun. After this is A Zach one, A Des one, Lily one, followed by a final Zach one after which I am open to ideas. So, lets get Started.

Destiny - 13

Zach - 8

Lily - 6

Lily hummed as she played in the sandbox with her friend Lucy. School had gotten out, and she was waiting for Zach to get out so they could meet papa over at the entrance. She looked at Lucy, who kept on scratching her well...was something she'd been doing all day actually. Lily watched as she scratched at her blond hair, Lucy had such beautiful long blond curly hair,meanwhile Lily was stuck with her brown hair. Honestly, she envied not just Lucy's hair but her own family's hair as well. Papa had this lovely dark brown almost ginger hair that was always dyed as black as ebony, daddy had brown curls that were like chocolate, Destiny's hair was a dark brown with reddish undertones and that looked almost red under certain lights, Zach's hair was so dark brown that it almost looked black. Lily however...it was just brown and straight...with nary a curl or undertone in sight.

"Why do you keep scratching?" Asked Lily curiously.

"Mummy says I have lice." Said Lucy, as she turned to Lily.

" What're lice?" She asked curiously. "Can I have some?"

Lucy looked at her strangle, before a small idea formed in her head. She smiled at Lily and nodded, maybe she could get rid of her lice by giving them to Lily. Lily giggled, as Lucy pressed her head against hers and suddenly her head felt very tingly. Like something was crawling on it, she looked up when Zach called for her. Immediately the tiny six year old joined her brother, and held his hand as they walked towards the entrance.

"What were you and Lucy doing?" He asked curiously.

"She was giving me lice." Said Lily, before scratching her head suddenly feeling very itchy.

" What're lice?" Asked Zach curiously. She shrugged in response.

"I dunno, all I know is they make you itchy and tingly...like this." She replied, before pressing her head against Zach's who quickly pulled away once his head started feeling tingly.

"Lily! Gross, what if Lice means cooties!" He replied, scratching his head, making Lily laugh.

"I'm your sister, I don't have cooties...or maybe I do!" She yelled, reaching out for him, Zach laughed and ran from Lily. From a distance, Phil smiled at the sight of his children laughing and running, having fun like any child would. He and Dan had been absent all last week, and he'd missed this...seeing his kids laughing and having fun. He chuckled as Zach hid behind Phil, as Lily reached for him.

"What's going on?" Phil asked.

"Lily has cooties, and she gave them to me." Zach replied.

"What?" Said Phil with a small chuckle. "Zach, your sister does not have cooties, cooties don't even exist."

"You're a grown up, cooties can't be seen by grownups." Said Lily, with a small smile. Phil chuckled, and listened as they talked and yold him what had happened at school that day. They got home, and Lily hopped onto the couch to start reading a book for a reading log, she hopped off when Destiny walked in and collapsed on the couch. Dan chuckled and looked down at his oldest.

"Rough day?"

" Science, maths, and history tests all in one day...brain...turned into puddle...remember me as I was daddy...update my fanfics...good bye." Said Destiny, outstretching one arm into the air. Dan patted her hair, and smiled softly before looking up and noticing his other two children scratching their heads. He looked to Phil, who was getting dinner ready.

"Hey guys, how was school...did anything, interesting happen?" He asked.

" Oh yeah, Lucy gave me lice. They make my head tingly." Said Lily, and immediately Destiny sat up.

"You have lice!? And you let me put my head on the pillow! Dad!" Yelled Destiny, and Lily immediately stood up, and the two pointed to each other as they looked up at Dan and began to squabble. Zachary slowly took out his binder, and hid himself behind it, whislt discreetly scratching his head. He was just glad, he never got into fights like they did.

" Enough! Lily, sweetheart...do you know what lice are?" Asked Dan curiously.

"No." Said Lily, and Zach.

"Lice, are tiny little bugs that live inside of hair and lay eggs." Explained Dan, and Lily and Zach's eyes widened.

" We have bugs in our hair?" Asked Lily in horror.

" Papa!" Yelled Zach, immediately rushing over and glomping Phil.

" Calm down Zach, I'll finish making dinner whilst daddy goes to get something to get rid of them." Said Phil, as Dan went to go do just that. As soon as he came home, the three of them were seated outside in the backyard as Dan and Phil, de-liced them. Thankfully, it hadn't gotten too bad. Lily...well..had most of them, whlst Destiny didn't really have that many. Phil immediately sat Dan down, once they were done making the kids giggle.

" Phil, what're you doing?" He asked.

" Well, I've dyed my hair so much, its dead they don't want to live here...you however, still have fresh hair." Said Phil, and after daddy was delouced as a precaution...they also had to cut each of their hair. Lily watched as Des and Zach's beautiful hair was cut...she felt bad, but she was inwardly kind of happy...but also kind of jealous that even when it was short their hair still looked amazing.