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The All Mighty Black Death writes,
Both- Do you, by chance, watch 'Barney?'
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Gai: NO!! BARNEY IS NOT YOUTHFUL IN THE LEAST!1!!!!!1111!!!
Lee: -found the secret to hangover cures- YOSH, GAI SENSEI!! NOT YOUTHFUL!!!
Chewy: Then, I can finally burn Mr.Shnookims? -holds up an old toy Barney-
Lee: NOOO!! ...I mean, no. Let us not.
Chewy: ... -lights Barney toy on fire- Heh, I did learn something from King Bob... -inside joke with some short kid-
Lee: OMGMR.SHNOOKIMS!1!1!?!?1!!!11!!13!1$!!1 -takes it back-
Chewy:-incinerates it with laser vision- Sorry, cant let my fave little bishie be caught with that.
Lee: -sobbing-
Gai: -thinks about hugging but stays far away as not to catch unmanly purple dinosaur cooties-
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Skullbladeshand writes,
Mwahahahaha!
Gai: You saw what happens with 10 decafs., Chewy. -gives 10 caffeinated-
Lee: Maybe I gave you Barney's downfall, Chewy... -heals Barney, and makes him do the Kamehameha- Lee! YOSH!
Chewy: -gives pocky, kisses Chewy- Don't worry, that wasn't me liking you. I just put knockout powder on my lips. I want to conduct an experiment of when you expose a Green Beast fangirl to a Sugar High Hinata! -drags Chewy into Hinata's room in my house- Wait...knockout powder on my lip... -passes out- Mwahahahahaha! -still asleep...- -wakes up- I took the antidote! Mwahahaahaha! And why a kiss? It's more fun that way. -takes DNA sample from Chewy- You never know when that will come in handy! -runs- -runs fast- And before I leave... -shoots Ino in the head- Mwahahahahahaha! That is getting annoying isn't it? -leaves peace offering of pocky-
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Gai: -slobbers down the coffee- o.o 0.o O.0 -mumbles something about killing Kankuro while being all jittery-
Chewy: Oh, god no...those were decafs earlier?
Gai:-bounces off the walls and is pinned to a wall by many point objects from nowhere-
Chewy: Thankies, Tenten!! -waves at ceiling-
Tenten: No problemo!!! -waves from ceiling-
Lee: -gets hit with Kamehame- DOOODDDD!!!!! -faints-
Chewy: -just stands there- o.0 ...knockout...powder...kiss...thingeh?????
Gai:-laughs highly from the wall like that annoying woodpecker-
Chewy: ...but...I dunnnnn...wanna go ta school...mommah?? -goes to sleep and wakes up in Hinata's room- ...dood???
Lee:-is there for no reason behind a glass observation wall- Heh, Im watching...
Chewy: More fun? ... -reaches out at DNA sample- Give that back...!! I feel like a lab rat!! ... -pokes Ino and looks at Hinata- Hey, Hinata. How's Neji? Not seen him since I dragged Lee into this fic.
The fallowing scene includes fangirls raving. Try to read what they say, as it may affect the future of Earth itself.
Hinata: OHHESFINE,OTHERTHANTENTENDISAPEEREDANDLEEDIDTOOSOHEISALLLONELYANDDOESNTEVENHAVEGAIORSOMETHINGANDHEISBEINGEMOWITHGAARA!!111!!H1HJf11!11112!23!$!752415!!!!1
Chewy: ...IKNOW,ISNTITOHSOYOUTHFULL!!!?!?!!/ -slurps ramen-
Hinata: UBERNESSSSSSSS!!!ALTHOUGHYOUTHMAKESMENERVOUS ANDNARUTOISBRINGINGSEXYBACK!!!!!
Chewy: ...did you just say 'Naruto is bringing sexy back.' ????
Hinata: Yes.. -twiddles thumb-
Chewy: Nooo, Lee and Gai are!!! -imagines Gai singing 'Sexy Back' with Lee as the backup singer who says 'yeah' every no-and-then-
Hinata: NUH'UH!!!!
Chewy: YA'HUH!!!! -fangirl catfight continues until the end of time and somehow resorts to mud-wrestling in swimsuits-
Lee: OMG, RANDOM!!! -cheers like any other guy would in this situation-
Gai: -name actually is Guy- OMG WOOHOO!!!!
Neji & Naruto: GO HINATA!!!!
Gai & Lee & Chewy: -Chewy is in a one-piece by the way, two pieces scare her-...Neji??
Neji: ...awkward... -scoots away real slow-like-
Chewy: ... -uses author powers to fix everything and is now back in room-
Lee: Awww...
Chewy: ...
Gai: YOU LITTLE PERV!!!!1!11!! -punches Lee-
Chewy: ...I think Hinata broke my arm...
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Protectorofkingdomhearts writes,
Did you guys know that there is a Naruto online game? Anyway, on with the questions!
Gai: Same, and no, you may not drink coffee on that day.
Chewy: Uh, now how is the war going?
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Chewy: Is it Naruto-Arena? I like that game. -has a cast on- Stupid Hinata...being related to Neji and all...
Lee: Why does that make any difference?
Chewy: I dont like Neji...
Neji: ...and Neji doesnt like you.
Lee: ...I WOULD CHALLENGE NEJI AND DECLARE MY LOVE TO SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!
Chewy: You've done that already...a million times...per day...every day..
Lee: ...well...SAKURA-CHAN IS A PUSHOVER AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME IF I WAS GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Sakura: ...that...didn't...sound right...
Lee: I did not mean for it to sound right.
Gai: OH MY GOD, CHEWY HAS GOTTEN TO YOU!1!1!!!1111!!!
Chewy: BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS' PERVINESS SPOILED MY BRAIN!11!!1!!1 XD
Gai: AND I WANT TO DRINK MORE YOUTHFUL COFFEE!!!!
Chewy: YOU GET NO COFFEE, CANT YOU READ!1?!//?!/?1111!1!/!?1???
Gai: NO, WHY MUST YOU RUB IT IN!!11//????
Chewy: WHATEVER!!1!111!! And its going pretty nicely, thanks for asking.
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amew2 writes,
-ties naruto headband around head- Ihave a konoha headband. Mwahahahaha, in America!
Kakashi: -shows kakashi plush to him-
Lee: why is your headband red?
Gai: same question as Lee.
Chewy: did you know Minnesota has a Chinatown? I wanted a bowl of noodles (there probably ramen noodles) and I didn't get any! Waa! -falls asleep on keyboard- nm -end review-
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Kakashi: ...plushie?? -pokes plushie-
Gai: ...can I have?
Kakashi: Knock yourself out... -gives to Gai-
Gai: Squee!!! -hugs plushie-
Chewy: -points at headband around neck- I gots one too. YAY!!!
Lee: ...because, Gai Sensei's is red.
Gai: ...because...if Chouji can have a headband on a youthful pair of panties, and Ibiki gets a hat one, and...and...and a million other people get special ones then I can have a youthful red one.
Chewy: I think...I dunno. I know Chicago has one, too. We got some really good Chinese food! Curry...and octopus...surprising that it was magically delicious.