Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece
I made a lot of money the day I started writing this chapter. I accomplished a lot on a Friday after work. And they released finally the first part of the last episode of Dragonball Z abridge so that was a surprise and happy occasion. But enough about my day, let's see what sort of day Jane had that changed her life.
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It was cooking time for two sisters in a big house on a big floating island in Skypiea. Conis was working in the Pumpkin Cafe with Laki while awaiting her sister Jane to come here and fulfill her duties: clean the kitchen and help cook for the customers that seemed to keep coming back because they wanted to be Conis's new friends.
Conis kept her shirt pink and still liked her hair short. Her body wasn't any thinner or any fatter since two years after Luffy survived Marineford. She just didn't age that much, but still had bad moments where she had to be Jane's voice of reason.
Looking around the area, Jane said, "There's got to be some ass out there who likes Skypien coffee. Maybe our motto should be: the sister, the bubbly, and the hard fist...pick a coffee and one will like you."
It seemed her search was probably fruitless, until she heard the sound of feet walking, turning her head, she took notice of a familiar face. With a big smile on her face, she began walking towards one of them.
"Luffy. I finally got to see you!" she exclaimed.
"Hey, Jane, long time no see!" Luffy exclaimed as he gave her a greeting hug. "So, how's life treating you?" he asked.
Jane was about to reply when she detected the stench of his crew's breath. She let out a disgusted groan, before she said, "Most of your crew have pungent breath. Jesus. Have some coffee."
"Uh, sure, why not?" Luffy replied. "You don't seem to appreciate our breathy being stinky and stuff."
"Of course not." Jane said, as she, Luffy, and the crew began ordering coffee together.
At the same time, Sanji couldn't help but keep his gaze onto her, admiring her curvy physique and good looks. "You have such a nice figure and glossy hair." he told her.
"Excuse me?" Jane asked, sporting a repulsed expression, before attempting to punch him.
Just as she was about to him him the face, however, Conis stopped her. "Jane, you can't just hurt people in the groin."
"It's called a penis. I'm given him an edge of girls...Skypien's ain't no one's hussies." she told him.
"Hey, guys, maybe I should tell him that we shouldn't be hitting on girls the moment we first meet them." Usopp said, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Yeah, long nose. Get blondie's bitch ass in a tent." Jane responded.
"Hey, I'm trying to curb such a habit. Yet, I couldn't help but be drawn to a woman like you." Sanji retorted.
Jane just rolled her eyes, before Luffy asked, "You look like you could be capable of being a good pirate. Do you wanna join my crew?"
Jane shook her head, indicating a simple 'no'. "No, for four reasons. One: You have way too much marines, jealous pirates, and love struck pirates after you. Two, you're too calm about blondie almost raping me."
"I wasn't trying to rape you, I was just trying to get to know you!" Sanji replied.
"Yeah, but I don't care about that. Three: Skypiea is my home-it's where I have a sister and people who help loosen my tension. Four: when someone gives you three reasons about something, it shows motivation and character-but really, I'm disinterested in a pirate crew." she added.
"Well...that's disappointing. By the way, we better get moving, it was kinda cool for us to talk to you for a bit." Luffy replied.
"Thank you for stopping by at my sister's cafe. Every day pirates like you stay I'll beat one of you. First you, blond hair and then your asparagus friend." Jane told them.
"Heh, I look forward to the day we meet again, and who knows? We might engage in a little brawl or two." he said with a grin.
Conis told her as she was about to leave herself, "You're lucky the Strawhats enjoy a free spirit, but pull shit like that again and you'll get to see what a Gumo Gumo Pistol feels like."
Jane smirked, and replied, "At least I'll get to know what it feels like to be in a real brawl."
As the group left, Jane resumed drinking her coffee, until a strange man approached her. "Hello, madam...I've been waiting to find a suitable candidate like yourself. Do you have a name?" he asked.
"Name's Jane, aren't you Mr. Lediv" she asked.
"My name is Levil, and Jane, you will be the perfect weapon for tomorrow's celebration of the return of the Strawhat Pirates." Levil replied.
"A weapon? What the hell are you talking about?" Jane asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I'm most certain you'd surprise them tomorrow...perhaps with something deadly." he said.
"Right...I'd rather think this over, thank you very much." she replied.
"Well, make sure you do, otherwise there will be trouble." he warned her.
She rolled her eyes as he took off, before she heard the sound of something tapping on the roof. Exiting the cafe, Jane climbed up to the top of the building, discovering a rather odd-looking man sleeping.
"What the hell is our laundry mat owner doing standing on a roof? Has he been smoking hash?"
The next day...
It was another usual morning for Jane as she put on her usual clothes. She was ready to go out and have her drink for the morning, until she noticed a very muscular man sleeping in her bed.
She looked over at him and said, "Hey you, big guy, get off of my mattress. Sex is over, I need my morning coffee."
He suddenly awoke, and rubbed his eyes as he looked at her. "Why didn't you give me a good morning kiss or something? That ain't fair." he asked.
"I don't even know who you are, so a kiss was out of the question, beefcake." Jane replied.
He let out a groan, before retorting, "I was told you were crazy, and that's why you know how to poke me in bed."
"The secret is tasting blood before tasting skin, and knowing where the soft spots are. Now get something to eat and then get the hell out." she told him sternly.
Meanwhile, Levil was in the middle of conversing with two teenage boys, who both happened to be working as his henchmen. He asked them, "Do you two miss your friend?"
One of them nodded his head as he stammered, "Y-Yes...We just want him back. We really hope he's still alive, you monster."
Crossing his arms, Levil replied, "It takes nine hunters to take down a gargantuan beast. Your friend is in a long near death nap for being prey."
The other teenage boy grit his teeth, and he said, "Whoever attacked him, we'll get that bastard!"
Levil nodded, before he responded with, "Good work. You two have finished what I needed."
"But...we just begged you to do something about him; just revive him or something, PLEASE!" the first boy exclaimed.
Both were clearly upset, and Levil said, "I know you want your friend back I easily captured with my left hand. It's all because I'm looking to be anti-Luffy; I don't use power to save, I ruin."
The teenagers scowled, before they ran off, prompting the older man to cross his arms as he closed his eyes. He smirked as he let out a small chuckle.
"A fate worse than death: mindless vessels with no recollection of who they were." he said to himself.
Elsewhere, at the cafe, Jane has made her way inside, and was able to get her coffee, until Coris took notice of her sister's clothes, as they appeared to be a bit messy. She also detected a manly scent around Jane, before walking over to her.
"Um...Jane?" she asked her questionably.
This prompted Jane to notice as she looked over at her. "Coris? I don't know how this man's underwear got on my cheeks." she replied which scratching the back of her neck a bit.
"Seriously? How on earth did that happen?" Coris asked, slightly agitated.
"What? It's the holiday to be thankful, I'm thankful I am a badass and don't have to remember a man's name to get in bed with him." Jane replied with a shrug.
"And since when did you show up at my door and knock as a means of saying 'Wake up'?" she asked.
"I just wanted to get you up so you can put a sweater over those brasserie you borrowed from me and go outside for the big celebration we're having for Luffy staying again; even if he is only here for a short time." Coris replied.