---If there is one thing that Voldemort cannot understand, it is pants.

First of all, I'd like to say that messed up my breaks in the last chapter. And I'm too lazy to fix them. No one commented about it, so I guess it's not too bad.

Second, most of this chapter might not be good cause I wrote half of it while I was sick. I'm getting better now, slowly.

Tis but an allergy! … Or pneumonia… But probably just an allergy (Tupaws overreacts)

Third, If you haven't seen Pirates yet, you must! It is the greatest movie playing at the movie theater right now. I went to see the Midnight showing, and I was the only one there that dressed up… lazy lazy people.

I'm a dork.

Also, The Devil Wears Prada is also a good one.

Ok, enough movie reviews, on with the story!---

Chapter Thirty-Five

That Cool Game We Play Every Show… With a Hat!

"Man Kaiba," Marik laughed as he and the other players lounged backstage. "I think this is turning out better than anything Laria has ever written."

"Well, everyone knows that I am the better Kaiba," Seto said pompously.

"Yeah whatever," Atemu rolled his eyes.

"Watch it, Pharaoh," Seto growled, "I'm in charge now."

"What are you going to do?" Atemu asked.

"Bye bye host," Seto grinned.

"Please no!"

"Is this all you guys do during breaks?" Joey asked, "Just sit back here and fight?"

"Pretty much," Marik shrugged.

"It's nauseating, isn't it?" Bakura said.

"I wouldn't say that," Joey said, "But—"

"But nothing," Seto said standing up, "Now, stop wasting time you slackers, we've got a show to do."

---(--)---

Back on stage Atemu sat at the Whose Line desk while the players sat where the players always sat, because people like order so nothing changes much.

"Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway," the Pharaoh greeted, "The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are completely forgotten just like Laria's computer now that she has a Laptop."

"Speaking of Laria," Bakura said, "Where is she? It's not like her to not be hanging around in the background plotting some horrible fate for all of us."

"That's my job now," Seto said.

"It's not the same," Marik muttered.

"What was that, Ishtar?" Seto glared.

"Nothing."

"Alright, let's get on to our next game," Atemu said, shuffling through his note cards, "Which is… Scenes from a Hat!"

The crowd cheered as all four players got up, Bakura and Marik went to one side of the stage, while Seto and Joey went to other. Atemu once again pulled Shadii's turban out from under the Whose Line desk.

"We asked our audience members to write down scenes they'd like out players to act out, and we picked the good ones and put them in this hat… turban… thing," Atemu explained mixing up the pieces of paper with his hand, "And our first scene is… What the burning bush really said to Moses."

Joey stepped up to center stage.

"Help I'm on fire!"

Atemu buzzed him out and Marik replaced him.

"Ooo I'm the Devil," Marik laughed, "Nah, just kidding."

He was buzzed out and replaced by Bakura.

"Is it hot our here, or is it just me?"

Atemu buzzed him out and pulled another slip from the turban.

"Books that won't fly off the shelves."

Seto stepped up to center stage and pretended to pull a book off a shelf.

"Dueling Tips by Joey Wheeler."

Atemu buzzed Seto out and he stepped off stage to be replaced by Bakura.

"Acceptable Social Habits by Marik Ishtar."

Bakura was buzzed out and replaced again by Seto.

"The Sad Cake by Laria Kaiba."

Atemu buzzed him out, which wasn't necessary because the audience booed him off the stage anyway.

"You can't insult the Authoress when she's not here," Atemu said pulling another slip of paper from the turban.

"Authoress my foot," Seto huffed, "I'm writing it now, and I'm better."

"Inappropriate times to say 'I love you'."

Marik and Joey stepped on stage, pretending to stand next to a casket.

"I'm sorry for your loss Mrs. Jenkins," Marik said, then he slyly put his arm around Joey, "I love you."

Atemu buzzed them out and pulled another slip from the turban.

"Other Millennium Items."

Bakura stepped on stage.

"The Millennium Lamp."

Atemu buzzed him out and he was replaced by Seto and Joey.

"Here you go Joey, you're very own Millennium Dog Collar."

They were buzzed out and replaced by Marik who pretended to blow his nose.

"Ha! You fowl germs are no match for my Millennium Tissue."

Atemu buzzed him out and Seto replaced him.

"Happy Birthday," he said pretending to open a card, "It's the Millennium Birthday Card."

Atemu buzzed him out and then buzzed the scene over.

"Great game," Atemu said, "I'll give 10 points to everyone but Seto, who get -897."

"Why do I get negative points!"

"You're the only person to be booed off stage," Atemu shrugged.

"Stupid fan girls," Seto muttered, but they heard him nonetheless and booed again.

"Well there's another -56 points to Seto," Atemu giggled, "We'll back with more Whose Line after this commercial message!"

---You're lack of pants disturbs me---