But Weather Man Frieza is a weatherman for a REASON!! The sun rose within five minutes and Inu-Yasha changed back to normal. HURRAH!! And within seconds…his hair grew back too. And he just so happened to be wearing a red shirt so he looks REALLY normal!! YAY!!
As they stood in line, Inu-Yasha started sniffing the air. "What is that repulsive smell?!" he said suddenly.
"Maybe it's the petting zoo." Kagome replied.
"It doesn't smell like poop…" Inu-Yasha said nonchalantly. Kagome got a retarded little drop because Inu-Yasha isn't one to utter the word 'poop'. He continued sniffing around some more. "The odor…is emitting itself from…ME!"
"That's not surprising." Said Miroku.
"SILENCE MONK!!" yelled Inu-Yasha. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the 'present' Shippo had brought him. He put his sleeve up to his nose and held it as far away from himself as he possibly could. "It's THIS thing!! This is the object that reeks!"
"YAY!!" cheered Shippo.
"Why didn't I smell this before?" Inu-Yasha wondered as he tossed the smelly bag into the petting zoo. A few hideous, smelly goats ate it. And then they died.
Then they got their little stamps and frolicked about in the land of the carnival. Actually, Kagome immediately dragged them over to the Tunnel of Love and insisted that since they had been annoying for the entire trip then they would HAVE to do what she wanted to do. They argued that they had been doing things that she wanted to do for the whole trip but she told them to shut up and they surprisingly did.
"Shippo, go play on the Dumbos." Said Kagome as she punted Shippo.
"YAY!!" cheered Shippo as he sailed over the carnival. (Why is Shippo even in this story?)
Suddenly, Miroku leaned over to Inu-Yasha. "Look at this humungous guy in front of us." He whispered.
"What, the really tall guy or the really fat guy?" Inu-Yasha asked, not quietly at all. But thankfully, the really tall guy and the really fat guy didn't notice.
"I don't know…both are abnormal." Miroku replied. "And look, the really tall guy has a date who's about five inches tall."
"Okay." Said Inu-Yasha since he didn't really feel like talking to him.
They waited until suddenly, Kagome spun around. "OH MY GWAD!!" she HOLL-ered. "There are two guys getting in the same boat!!"
Sango, Miroku and Inu-Yasha raised an eyebrow at Kagome. In their world, there was no such term as 'has the basket' so they didn't know what the problem was here. After a few minutes, Kagome spun around again.
"It's almost our turn." She reported. "Okay, who wants to go with me?"
"I'll go with you, Kagome." Said Sango.
Kagome burst into flames and stared at Sango. "WHAT?!"
"Or not…" said Sango, backing away.
"This is the Tunnel of LOVE!!!" she screamed, starting to hyperventilate. "I must enter will a MALE!!!!!"
"I will go with you, Lady Kagome." Said Miroku just to see what Kagome's reaction would be.
"But…don't you want to go with Sango?" said Kagome hesitantly.
"No." Miroku replied plainly.
Sango gasped dramatically and slapped him across the face. "I wanted to go with Inu-Yasha ANYWAY!!" she said since everyone else is out of character so why shouldn't she be?!
"What?!" said Miroku with an appalled look on his face. "How dare you?! Well, I wanted to go with Lady Kagome right from the start!"
"How DARE you?!" yelled Sango as she grabbed onto Inu-Yasha's arm. He kind of just stood there and stared at her as she climbed into the boat and them pulled him in. They sailed off into the tunnel…the Tunnel of LOVE!!
"Fine Sango, I wanted Kagome to bear my child ANYWAY!!" Miroku called after her.
"Why do you always ruin everything?!" demanded Kagome in a whiny voice so you could barely understand her as tears streamed down her face.
"Oh fear not, Lady Kagome, I was not SERIOUS." Miroku said as if that pertained to anything she was talking about.
"But didn't you get the fact that I wanted to ride in the Tunnel of Love with Inu-Yasha?!" Kagome asked as she got into little swan boat. Miroku got in with her.
"But Sango wanted to go in with Inu-Yasha as well. You can't always get your way, Lady Kagome."
Kagome gave Miroku a questioning look. "Are you ALWAYS this stupid or am I just lucky?!" she said angrily.
"Why would you be lucky catching me on a stupid day?" Miroku asked, utterly confused. She gave a heavy sigh as the two of them rode on the little boat down the tunnel.
"This is quite relaxing, Lady Kagome." Miroku said as he looked at the scary cupids and hearts on the walls.
As soon as he said that, a scream that said 'SPIT IT OUT!!!!!' was heard echoing further in the ride. Miroku and Kagome paused, looked at each other, shrugged and then STOPPED looking at each other. They also stopped pausing. But not really considering nothing's really happening.
MEANWHILE!!!
Sango was VERY disgruntled and being disgruntled at INU-YASHA as if he had forced her to go on the ride with him. He was just kind of sitting there Indian style as if nothing in the world was good enough for him.
"Nothing in the world is good enough for me." Inu-Yasha said suddenly.
MEANWHILE!!!
Kagome was sitting in the boat with her arms crossed in the full fish face scowl with a wrinkly forehead and everything. Miroku took a moment from observing the scenery to notice that Kagome wasn't really having the time of her life like he was having. He sighed and decided to calm her nerves so he leaned over and started stroking her forehead creases while saying in a very soothing voice, 'Violin, violin…'
"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" Kagome yelled as she started thrashing about. Miroku immediately drew back from her.
"I was just trying to help." He said as if he were a saddened child.
"You were playing a violin on my forehead creases!!" yelled Kagome.
"I did it to my Step Parent all the time when I was little." Miroku said as a tear formed in his eye. When he thinks about Step Parent, he thinks about his real Dadoo who is now not among us and that makes him sad. "Oh Lady Kagome. I don't talk about YOUR deceased family members!"
"Were you dropped on your head as a child?" Kagome question.
"No, Lady Kagome, do not try and comfort me." Miroku said. All of a sudden, a very evil cackle rang about in the Tunnel of Love. "Hm…" said Miroku, suddenly getting over his poppa. "It sounds like a troubled soul having difficulty finding his way to the world beyond this one." He stood up dramatically. "Being a monk, I must go and help it."
"No, Miroku, please don't." said Kagome.
"Don't try and stop me, Lady Kagome." Miroku said as he swatted her aside even though she wasn't really attempting to stop him from going anywhere. "I must fulfill my job." He took a deep breath and then jumped into the water. Unfortunately, the water only went up to about his knees. He looked slightly disappointed but decided to ignore the entire fact and to just continue on his merry way. And that is just what he did. Kagome watched him dash off. She was going to let him go and just figure it out on his own that that laugh was probably meant to be there so that the girl would scream in terror and latch onto her date. Then at that exact moment, she realized that Inu-Yasha and Sango were probably also on hot pursuit of the laugh. Kagome decided to chuckle warmly and end all of her troubles by slitting her wrists but then she didn't because she wanted to see Inu-Yasha one more time. So she just sat there alone in her little swan. A few bright purple lights off in the distance and then blackness. Occasionally, she would hear a battle cry, 'You'll never take me alive, demon!' or 'Play time is over!' and then silence again. She didn't really care. At this point, she just wanted the ride to be over.
AND THEN IT WAS!!!
Then she rounded the corner and searched for Inu-Yasha, Sango and Miroku but didn't see any of them. Then she climbed out of the boat and ran over to someone who looked remarkably like Sango and Inu-Yasha but they were latched together at the arms so it couldn't possibly be them but she decided to go over there ANYWAY and she did and tapped them on the shoulder but much to her dismay, when they turned around, they WERE Inu-Yasha and Sango!! AHHHHHH!!!
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Kagome.
Sango looked around. "Where's Miroku?" she demanded.
"I don't know." Kagome replied as tears streamed down her face. "But I guess it doesn't matter since you have Inu-Yasha now!"
"Uh…no." said Sango as she dropped Inu-Yasha's arm. He was just all like 'Lur. I'm TRYING to care. But I don't. I try and I try but no matter what I do, I can't seem to care. About anything.' "This was just an act. I was trying to make Miroku jealous so he would apologize."
"Sure!" said Kagome as she turned around and crossed her arms. "My own two friends double-crossing me the whole time! So how long has this been going on? Did you make the whole Kikyo thing up just to get rid of me?!"
"WHAT?!" yelled Inu-Yasha. "How DARE you even ACCUSE me of…!"
"Don't even try Inu-Yasha." Said Kagome as she wiped tears from her eyes. "It's over." Then she ran away. "Don't come after me!!!" Then she darted behind the corner and waited for Inu-Yasha to follow her.
Inu-Yasha looked at Sango. "Should I punish her?" he asked.
"Beat some sense into her." Sango replied.
"That I will." Inu-Yasha replied as he got this sentimental look on his face and then started calling out Kagome's name while going after her. Kagome chuckled to herself, feeling smart and then rubbed her face and spat out some more tears just as he came around the corner.
And now we're going to meanwhile to Miroku and Sango. Yes, Miroku has returned.
"I have located the object of annoyance!" he declared, holding up a cupid with a demon ward on it. "This hideous cretin was trying to destroy us all. I saved you're life Sango. You should thank me."
"Yeah right." Said Sango.
"Why not?" asked Miroku. "Look at this thing! It's horrendous!"
Sango looked at the cupid thingy. "It IS horrendous…" she concluded.
"Did you think I was lying?" Miroku asked, looking offended. "It could have destroyed us both. But now, it shall live no more. I have trapped its soul forever."
"My hero!" said Sango as her heart went a-flutter. Then she stopped batting her eyes for a moment and then looked disgusted. "Did I just say that?"
"Say what?" asked Miroku.
"Never mind." Sango answered. "But I'm still mad at you!"
"Why?"
"Because!"
"But I saved you!"
"Oh right. Okay, I'm not mad at you anymore, Hosh-sama."
"Hurrah!!" Then they joined hands and skipped off. They pointed out many rides that they would consider going on once they found Kagome and Inu-Yasha again since they had foolishly just skipped off. They wanted to go on the yellow roller coaster and the log ride. But this was only because they saw their friends from earlier, you know the fat guy and the tall guy, on both of these rides and wanted to stalk them. Mildly out of character? Maybe. DIE!!
At that exact moment, they met up with Kagome and Inu-Yasha. Kagome had a black eye that disappeared a second later and she LOOKED happy so I guess all was well and she didn't want to slit her wrists anymore!!
"Did you hit Kagome?" asked Sango to Inu-Yasha.
"No, she picked a fight with the bearded lady." Inu-Yasha replied. "The bearded lady said I was hot and Kagome got mad. And come to think of it, I am rather hot."
"YEEEE-HAW!!" said some random girl behind him who agreed.
He only glared at her evilly, plotting many deaths.
Then they got in line for THE BUMPER CARS!!! This was at the request of Miroku and Sango since their friends 'The Fat Guy' and 'The Tall Guy' were ALSO going on this particular ride!! So everyone got on and secretly decided that they would all go after the Fat Guy just for fun. As soon as the ride started, however, two OTHER guys went after the fat guy and knocked him into a huge pile of tires.
"Oh alas." Said no one in particular. It might not even have been the Inu-Yasha characters that we know and love. In fact, it was some random dorky male with pink hair and a nose ring like a bull so he rammed into the two guys who went after the Fat Guy but those two guys just punted him into oblivion. OH WELL!
And the dorky male with pink hair and a nose ring like a bull was the person who was SECOND on their list for going after too…
"HERE I COME!!!" laughed Kagome as she had way too much fun and crashed into Sango, knocking her against the wall. Kagome chuckled warmly to herself but was interrupted because Inu-Yasha had come up behind her and crashed into her, knocking her against Sango so they were in a little line and couldn't really go anywhere!! And of course, Miroku came out of nowhere so he absolutely crashed into Inu-Yasha who now joined Kagome and Sango in their little line of being stuck!!
"Ah…I'm very sorry." Said Miroku as he did the little one handed pray. "I guess my driving skills are not what I thought them to be after all."
"No, that's the POINT of the Bumper Cars!" said Kagome as she put her car into reverse and pushed Inu-Yasha out. She just kind of left Sango there since she didn't really feel like helping her. Sango didn't care. She was fine.
"It was all the fault of all those people standing in the middle of the ride." Miroku explained as he pointed to some random guys who were arguing. One was the Fat Guy!! YAY!! "Excuse me sir," said Miroku as he called for the ride attendant guy. "Could you tell those people that I don't like them standing up in the middle of the ride because I fear I may crash into them and snap their legs in half?"
The ride attendant guy nodded and went over to have a conference with the Fat Guy and his acquaintances.
But very soon, the ride came to an end and the ride attendant guy requested that everyone on the ride help the Fat Guy out of his bumper car since he was ever so stuck.
SO they continued their life as if it were normal. And it was.
Kagome suggested that they go to the Ferris Wheel!! Everyone said YIPEE and they met back up with Shippo and they all got on the Ferris Wheel and went all the way to the top but suddenly the ride BROKE and they got stuck up there! That always seems to happen, doesn't it?
"I wish I was still on the Dumbos!!" cried Shippo as tears fell out like waterfalls. "I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"Let me comfort you, Shippo!" said Kagome since, as we have previously informed you, she falls for crap like that. Shippo had long since figured that out so he was taking advantage of it! YAY!!
"How long are we going to be up here, Lady Kagome?" asked Miroku since he probably thought that this was part of the ride and it was just very boring not fun or enjoyable at all.
"I don't know." Kagome replied.
"Haven't you been on this ride before?" he questioned.
"Yes." She answered.
"So give me a rough estimate." Miroku pressed.
"I've never been on it when it was broken." Kagome explained. "It all really just depends on how fast they fix the ride."
"Hey, those two guys look like they're going to…" started Sango but then two guys jumped out of the ride. "Jump out of the ride…"
"Wow!!" said Kagome as she looked over the edge. Then she paused. "Don't you guys get any ideas!!"
"Aww…" said Inu-Yasha as he climbed off the ledge.
"Hey look, the Fat Guy is about to jump!!" Miroku pointed out.
"I bet he won't." said Inu-Yasha.
"I bet he won't either." Miroku replied.
"You're on!!"
They paused and then the Fat Guy jumped and caused an earthquake when he landed. There was a big hole in the ground where he landed and a few people were crushed to death but he obviously didn't care as he ran to catch up with the other two guys who jumped before him. Even though it was only about five steps, he had sweat quite profusely because of his sudden burst of physical activity. So he took out his handkerchief and wiped off his bald head and stuff since he WAS bald. He had to change his shirt because he had wet marks under his armpits and around his neck and stuff.
"So I guess we didn't make a profit at all…" Miroku observed. "Seeing how we BOTH betted against him!!" Then Miroku and Inu-Yasha chuckled warmly. Inu-Yasha quickly caught himself and stopped before too many people noticed.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they'll fix the ride any minute now." Said Kagome.
Of course, since she said that, it was a few hours later and no one had fixed the ride. In fact, there were a bunch of guys just sitting there eating sandwiches with bright yellow hard hats on. It was getting dark and cold! ARGH!! Then suddenly, the guys got motivated and started fixing the ride.
"WE FIXED THE RIDE!!!" cheered random worker guys as they threw their arms up into the air and the ride started. All the people on the Ferris Wheel cheered knavishly but then suddenly the ride stopped abruptly. Then all the people were sad because they would be stuck on the ride for an even longer amount of time and that was saddening because there were clouds forming in the sky and it was getting mucho darker and colder outside.
"Well, we got closer to the bottom." Kagome observed, trying to look on the bright side of things. Then the heavens went CRASH BOOM!! And it started pouring rain. And since there was wind, the rain was going UNDERNEATH the roof of the gondola thingy that they were all sitting in.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" cried Shippo because he didn't want to be wet.
"LISTEN UP EVERYONE!!!" yelled some random guy in a megaphone. (His name is Shave.) "I'm going to give you instructions to help this process end quickly and less painfully!"
Everyone leaned over and watched Shave.
"I want everyone, on the count of three, to move over to the right of your cart thing and we will have weight on that side so the ride will pull itself down!" Shave declared. Everyone got retarded little drops because they knew that if everyone moved over then their individual little carts would just be turned upside down but obviously this just didn't occur to Shave. SNIFF!!
So even AFTER he had counted to three, no one moved except for maybe some idiot with no brains.
"Kagome, I don't think that this ride is going to be fixed anytime soon." Said Inu-Yasha. "Do you still have qualms about us climbing down the ride or jumping down it or something?"
"No, I guess not…" Kagome replied since she was wet, cold and hungry. PLUS, she wanted to go to Virginia. So they all climbed onto Inu-Yasha's back.
"Um…what the hell are you guys doing?" he asked, sounding annoyed.
"Kirara's not here so it's your job to transport us around." Sango replied.
"Don't I do that anyway?" he pointed out.
"So why change it?" Miroku said with a shrug. Inu-Yasha muttered some thing under his breath and Shippo started crying because of his virgin ears and Kagome comforted him and told Inu-Yasha to sit. But then he got back up and they all climbed onto his back again but he said that he didn't want to take them since they were being mean to him but Kagome just told him to sit again and she kept doing that until he would take them. So they all got back on his back and he LEAPT over to a tree and then jumped over to the ground and landed with so easily and with such grace that no one would have even been able to guess that he was just a lowly hanyou.
After a little while, they found their convertible. Once again, it was filled up with water but they didn't really mind since they were all wet ANYWAY!! But none of their stuff was ruined because the trunk was closed the entire time.
So…Kagome drove to Virginia!! YAY!!