LALALALA!!!!

"Itachi...wake up..." Xeala nudged Itachi's side, him rolling over and swatting at her with his hand. "GODDAMNIT YA LAZY BASTARD WAKE THE HELL UP!" Xeala yelled, planting her foot in his kidney, liver, and whatever the other organs on that side of body are. Itachi moaned, then rolled back onto his back. "You're lazier than you're brother, ya tub of lard," Xeala said, before receiving a punch to the jaw, flying backwards. Raising her fist, she snapped back at Itachi, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YA BITCHTARD!"

"..."

"WILL YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME!?!?! YOU'RE TOO QUIET!!!"
"...go away..." Itachi said, leaning against a tree. Then, almost startled, he look backwards at the tree. "Xeala where'd the dragon go?" Itachi asked bluntly.

"A- we're not walking into a village with a 300ton dragon, and B- he has some emotional problems to deal with right now, that being the affairs of his stomach."

"...makes sense..."

"NO FUCKING DUH!" Xeala said, chucking a rock at him. Itachi moved to the side boredly.

"How far are we from the village?"

"...when you went to sleep last night... we... were... um..." Xeala looked around, nervously, "...2 miles away from the hideout..."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!" Itachi blurted out. (OMG ITACHI AND EMOTION!!!)

"...Py walked slow..." Xeala said, then got up off the ground and dusted off her kimono, Itachi eying her angrily. "Well? Ya gonna get up or not? God I swear..." Xeala started off, walking away from him in the direction of Konoha. She looked to the side and saw Itachi had caught up. "Well, somebody decided to come on their mission, Mr. Uchiha-angwey-pants," Xeala teased, crossing her arms over her bosom, continuing to walk, then looked to the side again, stopping in her tracks.

"What are you stopping for?" Itachi asked, perplexed as to why she had stopped.

"YOU'RE LIKE A FOOT TALLER THAN ME!!!!!" Xeala pointed angrily at him, then crossed her arms once more and stomped her foot into the dust.

"I'm twenty." Itachi replied, continuing to walk.

"..." Xeala started walking again, then hopped up to catch up with Itachi, "and... you know what else you are...hm?"

"Smarter than you, better than you, everything-er than you?"

" no," Xeala narrowed her gaze, "A VIRGIN!!!!" Xeala took off at light speed ahead of Itachi, who hadn't quite registered what she had said.

"A... virgin?" Itachi asked himself, then snapped out of his half-asleep state to realize what she had just said. "...little...bitch..." Itachi ripped off after the now dust-cloud Xeala.
"Heeheeeheee...now we'll get to Konoha in no time..." Xeala giggled to herself, running as fast as she could to escape enraged-Uchiha-agwey-pants. A kunai hit a tree over her head, and she gulped, realizing Itachi was aiming to kill. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU ACTUALLY WERE!!!" Xeala yelled over her shoulder, ducking to miss some needles and shuriken. She looked ahead and screamed as a windmill shuriken ripped through her stomach. She fell over clutching her stomach in pain.

"That...hurt... so much..." Xeala said, clutching the healing skin, and Itachi stopped before her.

"Behold the powers of little birdies that talk too much," Itachi said, then hopped off. Xeala staggered and stood up, picking up the windmill shuriken angrily and running after Itachi, pulling a string out of her kimono...cleavage...(::ehem::) and tied it around the hole in the shuriken, throwing it freighteningly fast towards Itachi, though it went around in front of him and hooked into a tree. Itachi disgarded the shuriken, and continued forward, only to be clotheslined in the neck by the thread Xeala had strung onto the shuriken, and Itachi hit the ground with a sickening slam. Xeala cackled and lurched from her tree. This was now officially the best day of Xeala's life. She looked forward, then dug her heels into the air, attempting to stop. An extremely angered Itachi was standing on the branch she had just seen as empty, and grabbed the sleeve of her kimono. She gulped, just as Itachi swung her head first into the tree's trunk, letting go in time for her to fly face first into another tree. Xeala clawed at the side of the tree, before finally biting her lip and sliding down to the ground. Pulling the twigs and wood out of her hair, she started walking, Itachi jumping down several yards ahead of her.

"I win," Itachi said quietly, looking back out of the corner of his eye. Xeala hissed at him and spat at his feet. Itachi simply kept walking.
"You're annoying, Itachi." Xeala said, and walked past him with her nose in the air. Itachi stopped walking for a minute.

"I'm annoying?" Itachi asked, a little confused, "...I'M annoying?" Itachi walked up to Xeala and grabbed her shoulder, spinning her around. Xeala's face flew forward and her nose hit his collarbone, knocking her out. "...that worked out better than planned..." Itachi said, gripping Xeala's ankle and proceeding to drag her through the dirt and dust all the way to the Konoha gates.

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