Letter
Riza reread the letter again, disbelieving.
Dear Riza,
I love you very very very very very (Note: A lot of verys were deleted.) much! Will you marry me?
Love,
Jean
Riza took a deep breath, picked up her gun and loaded it, then set off.
The next day Jean Havoc was found dead in his apartment, his body riddled with bullet holes.
During Jean Havoc's funeral, while everyone was mourning the death of a good soldier, Roy Mustang was constantly sweat-dropping and glancing in Riza Hawkeye's direction. His face was as pale as a sheet of paper and he shook all over. Riza kept asking him what was wrong and he told her that there was nothing wrong.
He was fearful of what would happen to him if Riza Hawkeye discovered that the letter was actually written by him and not Jean Havoc.
A/N: Was that funny? Please tell me it is funny! I'm not really that good at writing humour, but I was bored. So there. Please read & review!