A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Shadows de la Nuit who wanted to see the Cullens in a haunted house where people attempt to scare people. I decided to put my three favorite Cullens, Alice, Edward, and Emmett into the situation. Read and review?
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Exit
"This is lame."
"Oh yeah."
"Why are we doing this again?"
"Why do you think?"
"Alice will hurt us if we don't?"
"You got it."
"Guys! Hurry up! I'm like, two rooms ahead of you!" Alice called out in the darkness from up ahead.
"Do we have to find her?" Emmett asked his brother as he stared at the person in the mummy costume to his right who had jumped out of an Egyptian tomb less than five minutes prior, trying to scare him.
"Yes. If we don't she'll tell the rest of the family that we're chickens for not finishing the haunted house." Edward deadpanned as he started his trek again, taking the lead in front of Emmett.
"Hey, why are we the only two that came, anyways? What about Jasper and Rosalie? Or Esme and Carlisle?"
"Esme and Carlisle didn't come because they're busy digging the old decorations out of the basement for tomorrow night, and Jasper and Rosalie probably knew this was going to be stupid and garish."
"Point taken."
After a few meters, Edward groaned in frustration.
"Urgh! Where is she? There's only so much more of this I can take!" He cried as he tactfully sidestepped a pair of people dressed in black who had attempted to grab his ankles.
"Edward," Emmett ventured as he ducked under a fake spider.
"What?"
"Look up ahead."
The two focused their honey colored eyes on a bright red sigh hanging from the ceiling. The single word lit up was the one they both direly wished to see: "Exit".
"It's not the real exit, " Emmett declared as he stared at the ominous hallway ahead of him.
"No, it's the one for people who are too scared to continue." Edward stated dully.
"No to the question: what's worse? Alice tormenting us for all eternity even though we know the truth, or putting up with even two more minutes of torture in this cheap tourist trap for the holiday? Which one to choose?"
The two looked as each other for less than a second before crying out "The Exit!", both bolting towards it full tilt.