Dear World, Sincerely Harry and Percy

by Lord Voldemort XIV

The HP and PJO characters find Fanfiction, a site in which they find their lives completely ruined by mortal muggles. They decide to read a few of them and write strongly worded letters in response. Discontinued for good.

36. Sincerely Hades 2

Submitted by Thalico Hater No.1

Dear Worthless Mortals,

I'm not in love with Demeter. I don't think we are a "cute couple."

Sincerely,
The almighty god of the dead and ruler of the Underworld