This chapter was requested by me (great, now I'm talking to myself again). Hope I like it! (And you guys too.)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers or any of the characters used.

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"Convincing yourself doesn't win an argument"-Robert Half

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Dear Loki,

You look like a gay reindeer.

Sincerely,

Tony

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Dear Metal Man,

You are a pathetic, mortal man.

Sincerely,

Loki

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Dear Gay Reindeer,

You're a Frost-Hole.

Sincerely,

Tony

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Dear Pathetic Mortal,

On Asgard, we call men like you "Ass-gards". Yes, we do get jokes like that, so I suggest not making them around my brother.

Sincerely,

Loki

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Dear Frost-Hole,

I'm deeply offended…NOT! Speaking of your brother, there's a mortal website you should check out. It's called "Fanfiction".

Sincerely,

Tony

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Dear Ass-Gard,

I looked at your mortal "website" and the things you strange mortals put on there is disgusting…..

Sincerely,

Loki

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Dear god of losing,

I Win. :)

Sincerely,

Tony the Winner

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Dear Metal Man,

Turn around.

Sincerely,

-L

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Dear god of losing,

Why would you want me thdeiijvbfiuhfiafoirhuigejkk gkldjfkahuifllllllllllgheruj erhugdiufgga

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*typing from Metal Man the Loser's computer* Dear Metal Man the Loser,

I win.

Sincerely,

Loki, the god of Mischief and Winning

P.S. You just got Loki'd!

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Loki wins! And for those of you who don't know, Frost-Hole is a combination of the words Frost Giant and ass-h**e. Also, I stole that name from the Youtube channel BarelyPolitical. You should watch them. They do these hilarious videos called "Super Therapy", where the superheroes (and villains) go to therapy. So, check em out! One more thing, please check out my OC story, Aquarius. I'm working really hard on it and it's my first real story (not just one with a bunch of letters). So, pleeeeaaaasssee check it out! Don't forget to review and request! Thank ya'll so much!