Pet
Who hasn't had to deal with this?
Written by: Band "Not Again" Geek
Like all classes in other oversea schools (and possibly undersea), Victoria's had a class pet. Specifically, it was a worm larva called Zoea, much loved throughout the school. It could do pet tricks and everything.
When the responsibility fell on Vicky to take care of it at home for a week or two, it took some work to persuade the stricter of her daddies to even let it in the house. Squidward still couldn't live down the memories of the time he'd been roughed up by a certain guard worm who couldn't tell his calamari from his choice cuts.
Squilliam, on the other hand, was all for letting her do it. His reasoning was that it would enable her to learn all the responsibility that comes with taking care of a real pet, and give her experience with mess into the bargain. Besides, as he said himself, "it'll get those damn wants for a (shudder shudder) sea horse out of her head."
Eventually, a dual attack of the puppy-dog unibrows forced Squidward to fold. "But I'm not happy about it."
However, some hours later, when Zoea had rummaged through the laundry, eaten all the meal items in the house and torn up every last issue of Gay Boy Digest, Squilliam had to concede that his husband had a point.