Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.
Author's Note: sobs uncontrollably ONE! Remember to submit your ideas for Prank 50 by this Friday May 30.
Prank 49: Bring him bag lunches at work and make him eat them in front of other people
I walked into the hospital and up to the front desk where Jennifer was working. "Hey, Jenni, where's Carlisle?"
She smiled. "Hey, Alice, Carlisle is in his office 'eating lunch'. Why do you ask?"
I held up a paper bag and took out a sandwich. "Just thought I'd bring him some 'lunch'."
Jenni laughed. "Riiiight; go on up!"
I waved and got onto the elevator.
One elevator ride later…
"Hi, Carlisle!"
Carlisle jumped. "Alice! I didn't know that you'd be coming today!"
"I just thought that you could use some 'lunch'."
"Alice, you know that I don't eat lunch."
"Come on," I said, pulling his arm, "we'll 'eat' in the cafeteria!"
Another elevator ride later…
I gave Carlisle the sandwich. "Come on, just take one bite!"
He grimaced. "Do I have to, Alice?"
"We need to keep up appearances, Carlisle; of course you do!"
He took and bite, made a face, and swallowed with difficulty. "That was horrid, Alice."
I smiled. "Come on, eat the rest."
While he was eating I started chatting with the surrounding doctors. "Oh, sure he's a great dad!" "No, that's just a rumor." "Do you really think I'd do that?"
When Carlisle finished the sandwich he turned a bit green. "Pardon me," he said, running in the direction of the bathroom.
Jenni walked up and smiled. "Did it work?"
I grinned at her. "Oh, yah, he's in the 'gent's' right now."
She high-fived me. "Nicely done, oh Prank-Master!"