Supercliche: Manhood of Steel

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!

35. Chapter 35

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35

"I thought we talked about you looking at other guys!" Robin squawked as he lunged for Batman. Superman bit his lip to stop from laughing as he watched the pint-sized sidekick slap his oversized partner.

"Sethie," Batman soothed as he easily trapped the younger man's arms to his sides, "just because my eye wanders, doesn't mean I'm looking to replace you. You're my boy wonder."

"Can we all just shut the fuck up?"

Everyone reluctantly looked away from the quarreling queens.

"We need to work together if we have any hopes of defeating Voldaturimort and the evil emperor of Doom."

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A/N: I am having a pretty good week! I have a date to go zip lining tonight. Super excited!

You are totes lucky I love your ass, Tot. MEAN!

So I think Carlisle is Harry? Does that mean we have an Esmemionie? Dude...we are butchering these characters.

What can you do with this mess, I da Ho?

MWAH!

MR