NEW CHAPTER!! The idea in this chappy are thanks to Cinderheart (or Hyper blood pixie depending)! I know I know! It was forever ago that you emailed me but still...at least it is here now.
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
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Eddy4life: Amazing!
wolfgang: What?
Eddy4life: We all entered in order of pairs with the exception of Emmett who's wife is a...never mind.
shoppingishmyfuture: bitchass?
Eddy4life: Yeah just a little. She possesses a great amount of bitchassness.
machonachoman: Hey...ok fine!
Eddy4life: Jasper? Why the hell are you wearing a thong?
ifeelyahman: Um...I have no idea...
wolfgang: A thong? A man thong?
danceswithwolves: OH MY GOD!
machonachoman: GOOD DOG ALL MIGHTY!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett don't you mean God?
machonachoman: No
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oooook then.
shoppingishmyfuture: WHO DID THIS!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Uh oh!
Eddy4life: What?
shoppingishmyfuture: Do NOT act all innocent Isabella Cullen!
Eddy4life: What did I do?
shoppingishmyfuture: My CLOTHES, CREDIT CARDS AND MAKEUP ARE ALL GOOOOOONE!! BURNED TO OBLIVION!
Eddy4life: And why would I do that?
shoppingishmyfuture: Because you are a evil little girl who hates makeovers!
Eddy4life: This is true but still I didn't do it.
shoppingishmyfuture: Well then who did!
Eddy4life: Wait! Why didn't you see this comming?
shoppingishmyfuture: OMG!! JACOB BLACK! RENESSME CULLEN!! YOU TWO MUST DIE!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Hey now! Let's not get too drastic.
shoppingishmyfuture: Fine...YOU TWO MUST PAAAY!
wolfgang: Hey I didn't do it!
danceswithwolves: I'm sorry Aunt Alice...Uncle Emmett made me!
shoppingishmyfuture: EMMETT!!
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machonachoman: Gotta run!
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Eddy4life: Mhm...yeah...ok
ifeelyahman: I am going to kill every vampire besides me...
Eddy4life: WHY?!
ifeelyahman: Because I feel like such a minor character! I need to be loved more!
Eddy4life:...
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
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ifeelyahman: why aren't you running?
wolfgang: I'm a werewolf.
ifeelyahman: Oh I thought it was because you were Jacob Black.
wolfgang: Why would that matter?
ifeelyahman: Well because everyone already hates you anyways...
No offense to Jacob fans but I hate him so yeah. Please don't flame me for it...:(