So this is basically me giving you guys something small as the What If? story I was working on is going into rewrites...Also work is killer. Anyways PM me for questions, or if you just wanna say what's up. Recommend Anime if you want. Review more, like really tear apart my older chapters. I reread those recently and thought, "Wow, those are shit. Why did people like it?" It doesn't matter my favorite chapter is still the last chapter I did for Fast Times. Also I figured out ships! Yaaaaaayyy (sarcasm as I will be ridiculed by some...most...) And if you guys wanna know what my life has been like recently, I got domed by a plastic crate falling 15 feet downward onto my head...not fun. P.S. these are considered cannon, as they just happen at different points in the story, but it's kinda up to you where you feel they fit best.

Spidey and Deadpool's Excellent Shorts

The Pheromone Disaster

Peter sat in his dorm studying for a test that he was certain Ooblek would be giving them. Okay, I shouldn't have to study too hard as it will only be going over the last few chapters. Peter thought as he looked at the last few things they talked about. Hmm, dates will probably be the hardest since I'm not from here. he leaned back in the chair and placed his hands behind his head and released a long sigh. "Maybe I should ask one of the girls. But...Well, Ruby isn't great with dates or history, Yang copies my notes which leaves Blake and Weiss. Both are good at studying, both have great grades, but only one shall I study with!" he said to himself with a finger in the air. Last time he studied with more than one of the girls it turned to disaster. These two were definitely more tame than the others, but he didn't want to chance it with his luck. "Weiss or Blake..." he kept repeating as he tapped his chin. He pulled out a coin and decided to flip, "Heads it's Blake, tails it's Weiss." he flipped the coin and it bounced off the table top into a spin and then miraculously stopped on it's side.

Peter stared in utter disbelief at what happened. "Well, guess life likes to piss on my shoes even on a different world." Just as he tried to come up with a scientifically fair way of getting a fifty-fifty chance for either or, life decided for him.

"Hey Peter, what's up?" Blake asked as she walked through the door. I guess that's the answer to my question. Peter thought. Blake's ears twitched lightly as she noticed what Peter was doing, "Oh, Ooblek's stuff? Do you want some help?" Blake asked as she leaned in getting rather close to Peter's personal space.

"Yeah, that sounds great, I'm not great at dates admittedly." Peter said as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "I figured you would be a nice help anyways, since you're, you know, familiar with your world." Peter said causing Blake to chuckle.

"My, my, what a change of events," Blake mused with a cat like smile causing Peter to nearly lose his composure, "for once I'm the one saving you."

A few hours into studying Blake continued to challenge Peter's memory and would even scold him when he would get "simple" questions wrong. Blake drooped her ears in frustration as Peter got the same date wrong again. Peter looked at Blake's bow and, for whatever reason, removed it to expose Blake's cat ears causing her to blush. "Peter, I think you're forgetting the point of us studying."

"What's wrong with exposing how cute you look for real?" Peter said with a smile, but on the inside...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY? WHY DID I DO THAT?!

Blake blushed a dark shade of red, "I-I just think that we should focus on our studies." she replied with a gulp.

"Oh, but we are focusing on studies, right now all I want to do is study you." AGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! What is going on?! Blake couldn't respond to Peter's advances as his lips suddenly locked lips with hers.

This isn't like him. Blake thought, but the excitement was too much for her to bear, Though I guess there is no problem with it. I mean, HE kissed me. Blake then returned the kiss, and although she felt great, she also had this major knot in her stomach, This is wrong. It's not him doing this...it's partially me... Blake pushed Peter off of her and he seemed to snap out of his trance.

"...I'm so, so, SO, sorry." Peter apologized. "I-I-I don't know what came over me! It was like something was pulling me into you."

Blake's ears drooped as she looked down in dissapointment, "It...wasn't your fault." Blake started. Peter had a confused face so Blake, through the embarrassment, tried to explain as best she could, "Ummm...what is the opposite of 'Out'."

Peter cocked an eyebrow in confusion, "In."

"And what does fire give off?"

"Flames?" Peter joked getting a scowl from Blake, "Heat?" Peter replied still confused at the answers. 'In' and 'Heat'? 'In' and 'Heat'...Ohhhhhhhhh. "Ohhhhhhh..." Blake's face burned even brighter.

"You see, faunus, like animals, when in heat can give off powerful pheromones. But like a human, this can be completely random, so aside from attracting other faunus types it's a normal menstruation period." she explained making Peter nod, "You have spider DNA, so my pheromones must have attracted your senses in some way making you...not yourself."

Peter pounded his fist into his palm, "Oh that makes sense."

"Wait, seriously? THAT made sense?"

"Yeah. Back home there's this hero named Spider-Woman, no relation, who has an ability to send pheromones in the air at her opponents, I sparred with her once and she used them to beat me. But the thing is they really only work if the other person is attracted."

"You were attracted to someone?" Blake asked in disbelief.

"It was a tight suit." silence. "Well anyways, I'm glad that got cleared up. I mean, it's good to know that I had no control over what I was doing. Could you imagine me coming on to you like that? Man, crazy." Peter said causing Blake to give a nervous laugh.

Suddenly the door burst open with Yang, "Hey you two!~" she shouted with glee, "What you up to?"

"NOTHING!" the two shouted.

That night Blake sat in her bed reading a book under her covers stuck on the same paragraph as she kept thinking about earlier in the day.

"...Could you imagine me coming on to you like that? Man, crazy."

Blake had tears stream down her face with quiet sobs. "Of course he wouldn't. I'm foolish for thinking he would. Face it Blake, it's nothing more than a dream." she continued to suppress her sobs closing her book in the process, "He would never like someone like you."

End~

Arachniphobia

Team JNPR AND RWBYS all gathered around Jaune, though Pyrrha seemed a little apprehensive. In Jaune's hand was a Tarantula that Nora had "saved" from pet store. "Jaune, I don't care where you, Nora and Ren got it. Get. It. Out. Of. Our. Dorm!" Pyrrha yelled her face turning pale.

"Oh, I'm sorry I gave you PTSD to spiders Pyrrha." Peter joked causing the redhead to growl.

"We should totally name it!" Ruby suggested with stars in her eyes.

"Yeah, like Barbara or Jennifer." Yang suggested.

Weiss was completely confused on why so many of the students wanted to name a spider of all things.

"How about Satan!" Pyrrha suggested as sge pointed Miló at it. Peter laughed, though he was ninety percent certain she was being serious.

"I say Gale!" Nora shouted.

Peter chuckled catching everyone off guard, "You guys know that spider is a dude right?"

Everyone stared confused at the hidden vigilante, "How would you know that?" Blake asked.

"I'm a spider." Peter said seriously causing Yang to laugh.

"Oh, wait you're serious?" Yang asked after he wasn't laughing.

"Oh," Jaune exclaimed as a name came to mind, "How about Anton. Sounds like a gentleman yeah?"

"No." Peter declared.

"Why? Anton sounds like a wonderful name...Which is surprising since Jaune came up with it." Weiss...complimented?

"Just...Just, no." Peter said. God no! Too many bad memories. he thought, looking back to the times he went against the Tarantula, a South American patriot for his country. Peter was bested by him at first, but won in their next encounter. But, the thought of losing to him was...well, it hurt. Damn poison tips.

"What about one of Peter's brother's names?" Blake suggested, "Like Ben or...uhh, actually Peter who was the other one again?"

"Kaine."

"Ooo, Kaine sounds like a lovely name." Weiss said classping her hands together.

"He's litterally tried to kill both me and Ben almost every time we meet." Peter mentioned, "Also he is a little different, like he has these long flowing lochs of hair, and is bigger for some reason."

"Awe, Peter is jealous because his clone is bigger than him." Yang teased.

"You know what, call him Kaine, because he's big and ugly like the guy." Peter said with a smile.

"NO!" Pyrrha shouted, "Get it outta here!" Both Nora and Jaune looked down in dissapointment.

"Hey guys, I have an idea." Ruby mentioned.

The group of teens now waited outside of Glynda's office where they have placed the tarantula in plain sight. "Now we wait." Nora said with pleasure. After many, many, MANY hours of waiting, Ms. Goodwitch finally arrived to her office. Her reaction did not disappoint the students, "AIIEEEEEEEEE!!" she screamed out causing all the teens to laugh at her expense, "MR. PARKER! DETENTION FOR THREE DAYS!"

"What? Why just me?" Peter looked around as Glynda walked out of her office to face him to see that his friends had vanished. "Oh, God dammit."

End~

Lucky Day

"What was that thing you always say Pyrrha? You know, when you find a penny on the ground?" Yang asked Pyrrha as they and Peter walked around town shopping, though Peter was carrying all the bags, so it was them shopping really.

"Oh that little song? Well, it's a little embarrassing, but it's something my mother always sang when she would find a penny." just then the two stopped as Pyrrha saw a penny on the ground, "Find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck~" she sang as she grabbed the penny from off the sidewalk. Crazy superstitions. Peter thought.

And then for the rest of the day, Pyrrha had the complete opposite of Parker Luck. People gave her food because the vendor messed up the order, she had foumd ten Lien on the ground, and she was given a coupon for 50% off her next ice cream cone. These mattered to Peter. So, at the next penny on the ground Peter took his chance.

"Find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck~" he sang as he grabbed the coin. Huh, I feel better already. Almost like I- SPIDER SENSE! Peter instantly dodged an ANVIL that nearly dropped on his head, "What in the name of Bugs Bunny cartoons?!" a black cat crossed his path, which was already bad in his case apparently he was charged nearly double what he should have at the electronics store when he needed something.

"That superstition sure does wonders for you Pyrrha." Yang pointed out.

"Yes, well, you have to make sure the coin is on heads, otherwise you'll get the opposite effect." Pyrrha replied with a chuckle.

Peter stopped dead in his tracks and looked at his coin, not only was it on tails when he picked it up...but both sides were tails, "Oh hell no!" he shouted before tossing the penny as far as he could.

"Hey kid," Peter turned around to see Burnie the cop, "Did you just throw that penny?"

"Uh, yeah?"

Burnie wrote something on his notepad before handing it to Peter, "There's your littering ticket. Pay by that date or you'll be seeing court time." Peter could only sigh as he placed the ticket into his pocket. Will I ever win?

End~

Sexy Time

Warning: The following cannot be published due to the author not wanting to write a lemon. Also, it's best to keep it in your imagination. Basically, Neo and I (Deadpool) get into some crazy anticts and end up in the bedroom where I, Wee Woo in her WOOOOAAAAAHH! If you want more details, just listen to "Fyi I Wanna F Your A" by Ninja Sex Party, and also "Eating Food in the Shower" it sums up the night rather well. Hell, go ahead and sprinkle your favorite porno, just know that if it involves tentacles, that is mostly me in a Squidward suit.

Well, hope you enjoyed the shorts. We'll see you in September.