Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show

A/N: Nobody is reviewing this. Is it really that bad? I hope not, since I've spent a lot of time filming it and writing it and so on. It's supposed to be a gift to my fellow fans and they (apparently) don't even like it. Oh dear, I'm complaining again.


(The school's office, after hours. Nobody is there save for a man, Professor Letsa, rummaging around in one of the cabinets. Enter Magenta)

Magenta: Ye Gods, you scared me.

Letsa: did I?

Magenta: sir... you're dead! You died over two decades ago!

Letsa: I came back. There was unfinished business.

Magenta: Really? (Pause) Well, it's an honor to meet you. My brother will be very jealous!

Letsa: He's a fan?

Magenta: Yes. Where I'm from, at least, you're very popular.

Letsa: Here I am not. That's part of the reason I've managed to stay in hiding.

(B-Movie lightning effect)

(Cut to credits)


A/N: A cliffhanger stupider than the one in Dragonfire: Part 1! Ah well, this is supposed to be a bit of a campy comedy - just like those b-movies Richard O'Brien apparently liked.

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