Me: Warning disaster coming up.

Kyo: Don't read it!

Yukiko: Kyo be nice.

Songo: She has no rights to these characters 'cept me

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Yuki's Really A Girl

Chapter 36

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It had been a while since the incident with little questions being asked about the forest thing thanks to Hatori's mind wipe. It happened one afternoon when Kyo was out with friends and Yukiko was home alone with the dog missing in action. She became very hungry so decided to go to the kitchen and fix something up. Her leg was still a little sore but she wouldn't be over doing it with the standing. She went to raid the fridge before going to rot her brain on mounds of mindless television.

"Nope"

"Not that"

"No way"

"Aww, isn't there anything to eat here?" She asked, the air seemed to rustle with laughter at her predicament. She slouched and went to take a seat. "I could always cook something" She thought, looking at the kitchen. "Maybe…" Then her stomach announced it's needs. She groaned, "Cooking it is" She got up and went into the kitchen.

Kyo entered the house right after waving off Tohru and friends. He lifted his head and sniffed the air. 'Wait… who's cooking?' He kicked off his shoes and went to the kitchen. He almost fainted at what he saw Yukiko was standing over the stove stirring a pot of miso soup with a plate of rice balls on the counter top. His jaw dropped and he thought about all the stories he heard about Yuki not being able to cook. He walked in quickly and reached a hand over to grab a rice ball when all of a sudden a wooden spoon fell onto his wrist.

"Hey what was that for?" The red head exclaimed, checking out the bruise that was forming on his hand. "When did you learn to cook?" He asked, hand heading straight for another rice ball. The dreaded wooden spoon fell on his hand again. "Why won't you learn anything from your mistakes Kyo?" She asked, feeling a shiver go up her back and then a hand caressing her butt. "Hentai!" She turned around quickly and bopped him on the head. Her cheecks aflame with a reddish dust eyes blazing with fury.

"Sorry, sorry I couldn't help myself but that didn't answer my question" He said, looking the girl up and down. Her stomach was getting bigger now and she had craves that could make fear factor specialists puke. Like green beans blended in ice cream and sardines or that time she woke him up at midnight to get some liver for her that she ate with chocolate sprinkles.

He got up as she turned off the stove. He led her gently to a seat and dished out some food on the table. "So when are you going to tell me about you learning how to cook?" He sat down with Yukiko to talk over the food. "Do you really want to now?" He nodded, looking at the silver haired girl.

"No" She smirked and his jaw fell. "What! Why?" He asked taking a bite into a rice ball. Before the girl could answer Kyo's face turned an unnatural colour and he spat the food out. "Nani! What the hell is this?" He grabbed a glass of the juice Yukiko poured out for him and tipped it to his lips. He quickly spat it out and fell on all floors heaving.

"Kyo-chan nani fuka?" (What's wrong?) She asked getting up to see what was wrong with her boyfriend. "What the hell is in that rice ball" He asked, dry heaving over the floor. "The rice balls… well some chocolate liver miso and leeks. Naze?" (why?)

His face turned pale and he took three deep breaths. "And the juice" He asked, fearing the answer. "Wasabi paste and hot sauce" She said leaning her head to the side. He got up and ran upstairs the door slamming behind him. Thr sound off retching floated down to the girl and she picked up a rice ball and took a bite.

The orange boy came downstairs eyes blazing as he turned his gaze onto the rat who sat silently eating her rice balls and drinking her juice. "Why didn't you tell me that was more of your disgusting food!" He screamed but realized to late his error. "Kyo…" her eyes grew large and she clasped her hands wring them before getting up to leave. Kyo followed "Yukiko I'm sorr-"

"Save it" Came her teary reply as she raced up the stairs and slammed the door of her room. "Yukiko please talk to me I'm sorry" He said, "I didn't mean what I said" He heard a sniff and a thud. "Jerk go away" He sighed and sat there waiting until she was ready to forgive him. After what seemed like too long a time the door opened. "Okay Kyo I forgive you" She said, He stood up and went to meet her. Then out of nowhere the door was slammed on his face breaking his nose and causing blood to flow freely. "Go away jerk I'll never forgive you not in a million years. He grunted and held his head back, listening to the huffs and puffs from the other side of the door. "I should have seen that coming."

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Me: Done

Kyo: About time

Songo: You got your nose broken

Me: Songo be nice

Yukiko: Kyo is a jerk and an immature fool he deserved it.

Me: Think about the baby Yukiko

Kyo: Humph, women

Songo&Yukiko: What was that?

Me: You still want to be alive by the end of the fic right?

Preview

She looked up at him still in shock over his words. Then quiet suddenly she clutched her stomach in pain. "Kyo get Hatori it's time"