A/N - Argh! Damn you all -smirks- I wasn't going to write a chapter on the Vegas-ness but enough of you asked me to that I caved… so here it is… its not really long or detailed you just get to know a little bit of what happened in Vegas. It will start off in note form but the end part will be a phone conversation (and seeing as I can't be assed writing it in proper story-form it'll be just written kinda like the notes but remember it's a PHONE conversation)…
Notes.
Rosalie - italic/underlined, Bella - italic,
Alice - regular.(Alice, Rose and Bella have been in Vegas for a day, they go out to a casino and then some clubs…)
---Alice, Rose & Bella get back from the club at 2am-ish and are now in the hotel room, Bella is drunk---
Mwahaha notes in VEGAS!
This revenge is highly amusing… the boys should piss us off more often
Ha yeah, but why do the boys have to annoy us for Bella to get drunk?
Because she'd never go along with it any other way…
True -looks at Bella- HAHA! I love drunken Bella even more than sober Bella!
Me too! I wish alcohol had that effect on me… it looks so fun :o(
MEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWW!
Meow?
I'm a HELICOPTER!
I don't think they say meow Bella…
Really? Crap… then what am I thinking of…
LOI! A CAT!
You're a CAT?! How could I not know this!
Noooo silly Billy, you were thinking of cats saying meow.
Where is Billy?! How did he get here?! OMG is JAKE with him! OH NO! They're going to ruin our girly road trip type thingy majig!
Oh dear god she's insane…
Why thank you :o)
Ummm… Bella…
The names Swan… James Swan… wait… that's not right, is it? ACK! I'm confuzzledish!
---Alice and Rose laugh at the funny confused expression on Bella's face before Bella starts making a funny blowing type noise---
Bella what the hell are you doing?
Is she broken? -raises eyebrow-
I'm trying to whistle DUH!
Why?
'Cuz that girl -points to TV- said "whistle for a hottie"…
That's not whistling…
Pfft… okay I'm TRYING to whistle for a hottie! OOH! That reminds me… I wanna call EDDIE! YAY! Alice! Cell phone me baby!
Haha! Did she seriously just call you baby?
Yup!… should we let her call.
I vote yes! I vote YES!
Ha why not… it'll make the whole revenge thing so much more fun if he gets to hear her drunkenness…
Is that a YUUUUUUUUUS!?
Yes Bumble Bee. That's a yes.
WOOHOO!
----Alice gets out cell phone and calls Edward then hands the phone to Bella (a/n - this part is the phone conversation NOT NOTE PASSING… okay… anyway)---
Edward: Alice! I swear if you don't-
Bella: -giggles-
Edward: Bella… Bella is that you are you okay?
Bella: Yup! 'tis me you sexy beast!
----Rosalie and Alice are cracking up at that----
Edward: Umm, did you just call me a sexy beast?
Bella: No you did it!
Edward: Bella you're making no sense…
Bella: -giggling uncontrollably- Well… yes umm, no shut up, listen, HA! What was I talking about?
Edward: Bella! Are you DRUNK!?
Bella: Meh-beee!
Edward: Bella love, could you give Alice or Rose the phone please?
Bella: But I don't wanna…
Edward: Bella its really important. Please?
Bella: Why is it important? Oh no! Something is trying to kill me again isn't it!
Edward: No Bel-
Bella: AHH! It's the emo emu isn't it! He wants to kill me to steal my arms! AHHH!
Edward: Emo emu? Bella what in the world are you talking about?
Bella: BUCKETS! Ha!
Edward: Buckets?
Bella: Haha! That's a funny word!
---Bella falls off the bed and there is a loud thud (Alice & Rose start laughing even more, they've been laughing from the start of the conversation)---
Edward: Bella? BELLA? Are you okay?
Bella: Haha-OW!
Edward: What happened?
Bella: The floor hit me! -giggles-
Edward: You mean you fell?
Bella: NOOO! I mean it hit me! it's a conspir-acity!
Edward: You mean conspiracy?
Bella: That's the one! Anyway, I think the floor is in league with the emo emu in its plot to kill me will I be safe nowhere?! DUNDUNDUN!
Edward: Bella could you please please give the phone to Alice or Rose.
Bella: Pfft! FIIINE! But only 'cuz I need to go find a safe place to hide from the floor…
---Bella hands the phone to Rosalie who gets her laughter under control so she can attempt to sound serious (key word being attempt)---
Rose: Yes Edward, you wanted to talk to me?
Edward: Rose you are so dead!
Rose: Hey hey! You brought this on yourself, you broke my baby…
Edward: So you break Bella?!
Rose: Haha! She's not broken Edward. She's just ever so slightly intoxicated…
Edward: Ever so slightly? EVER SO SLIGHTLY?! Rose she thinks that the floor and an emo emu are conspiring to kill her!
Rose: -laughing- Oh don't be so dramatic Edward, we'll be back tomorrow night…
Edward: I swear Rose if so much as one hair on her head is out of place I'll-
Alice: -steals the phone- Haha, she'll be fine Eddie… we're taking good care of her.
---There is a loud crashing noise followed by a scream and Rose and Alice shouting "Oh my god Bella"---
Edward: That does NOT sound like taking good care of her ALICE!
Alice: Jeez she's fine Eddie, chill. -giggling-
Edward: Alice!
Alice: Gotta go Eddie, see ya tomorrow!
Edward: Alice don't you dare hang u-
---Just as Alice hangs up the phone Edward hears Bella giggling in the background saying "Batman the minifridge is in on the plot of my demise too". After laughing at Bella's drunkenness for about another hour Bella crashes out and doesn't wake up till Rose puts her in the shower in the morning (fully clothed, still asleep) She has a major hangover and doesn't remember any of her phone conversation with Edward… or the plot of the evil emo emu---
A/N - Well there you go, a little bit of what happened in Vegas, sorry if its not so good but I wasn't planning on writing a chapter on it, and my mum is in hospital so I'm not in a very hyper-Lanna-type-mood…
Bella's drunkenness was based on actual events -smirks- (I.e. me -adjusts halo-) the whole emo emu thing… came about because I had an emoticon that said "The emo emu says if I had wrists I'd cut myself" and I was all like "I think its plotting to kill me to steal my arms so it can cut"… my sense of humour is warped to the max, agreed:o)
P.s. Oh how I wish I could whistle :o(
-Lanna