Final Fantasy: Rise of Despair

Well okay, I guess I can give three cookies to Biggorn for correctly guessing three of the adjectives I used to create the names of the Generals and Colonels.

Biggoron: (::) (::) (::)

But I'll eat the rest of them P. (::) (::)

Now then, on to the next Misadventure chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance, I do own the characters and plot.

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Zu's Nest

"My little chocobo goes cock-a-doodle-doo! Doodaly Doodaly Doodaly Doo! Doo Doo!" Jessica sang.

"You've been singing that song for days now…" Will said. Yes he had somehow been holding on to Jason and Jessica on the same limb for days now.

"And I'm going to sing it again!" Jessica shouted happily.

"Uh… go ahead…" Jason said. Jessica did just that.

"Okay, I'm going to drop her. I swear I'm going to drop her and I'll be happy." Will thought to himself. "Wait though… then I'd have to drop Jason."

"My little chocobo goes cock-a-doodle-doo!…"

"Nah, it's worth it." Will thought.

"Hey what's that?" Jason asked.

"Hm?" Will turned toward what appeared to be a gigantic black bird that also seemed somewhat reptilian flying towards them. "Yipe! That's a Zu!"

"A what?" Jason asked.

"Zu's are large carnivorous birds. But as long as it doesn't notice us, we'll be fine." Will said.

"Hey! Look over here! We need down from here!" Jessica shouted really loudly.

"I should have known better." Will groaned. "Sorry Jason, but I'm not getting eaten."

"Wait, you're not going to…" Jason started to ask.

"Yep." Will said. Will promptly let go of Jason and thus dropped both of them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jason shouted.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Jessica shouted. The Zu swooped in and caught them both in one of its before they even came close to hitting the ground.

"Well, at least they're out from under my skin." Will sighed when the Zu U-turned and nabbed Will in its other talon. "I hate my life…" Will sighed.

"Isn't this great, now we can still travel together." Jessica said optimistically.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Will shouted.

Later…

"This thing has probably been carrying us for an hour." Jason sighed.

"My little chocobo goes cock-a-doodle-doo! Doodaly Doodaly Doodaly Doo! Doo Doo!" Jessica sang again.

"Ugh…" Will groaned. "How could it possibly get worse now?" Will asked. Suddenly the Zu opened its talons and dropped them.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Will and Jason shouted.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Jessica shouted. They suddenly hit soft ground. "Hey where are we?"

"It's cold…" Will shivered.

"I think it's a… nest." Jason said.

"Why would a bird drop us in a nest?" Jessica asked.

"Sqwark…"

"Huh?" The three of them turned around to find a pink bird that was about as large as they were. "Is that a baby Zu?"

"Crap…" Will said.

"Sqwark!" It chirped happily.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The three of them began running around the nest with the baby bird chasing after them happily.

"Now we're going to get eaten…" Will cried.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Jason shouted.

"Wah ha ha ha ha ha!" Jessica shouted.

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