Disclaimer - The rights of Total Drama Island and its characters belong to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and all those associated with the show. I do however own the 10 OC's that will appear in this story
I've been sensing alot of Twilight talk going around TDI FF. I blame Kobold and Winter for that, but I don't really know the series that well to have an opinion and I do NOT want to be on the whole Team Jacob and Team Edward debate, I ran into one at my college. (shivers) It got ugly in a hurry.
Also, came back from 3 days at the beach for Spring Break. (sighs) nothing but sun, surf, and bikini girls, uh I mean SAND yeah that's it (chuckles sheepishly)
Warning- F bomb is dropped once here.
(Eliminated Campers)
Gophers- Noah, Trent
Bass- Ezekiel, Eva
(Obstacle course)
Chef and Paula had gathered them into what looked like an advanced obstacle course complete with rock walls, tire swings and what even looked like a guillotine near the end.
"MAGGOTS!" Chef bellowed "WHAT LIES BEFORE YOU IS AMONG THE MOST HAZARDOUS TRAINING COURSE IN THE WORLD!"
Paula continued in a somewhat softer tone "you will each go through the course until you are able to complete it in under one minute. THose of you who collapse and drop are immediately eliminated. Any questions?"
"Do we even want to know where you guy's got a guillotine?" Heather said flatly.
"Internet." Chef said simply.
Lindsay raised her hand "does this involve dirt?"
Chef stared at her "what do you think Barbie?"
Lindsay gasped "no, my name's Lindsay!"
Duncan scoffed "thirty bucks says she's the first to drop out."
Lindsay scowled "hey, I'm athletic! I can do this!"
Chef barked "ENOUGH!" He whipped his head towards Duncan "did I make the rules clear maggot?"
Duncan smirked cockily "crystal sir."
Andrew scowled "Duncan, if you try to mess with Chef and screw this up for us"
"You'll what pal?"
"I'll lock you in the cabin alone with Eva. She seemed pretty pissed last time we saw her and will probably need a good punching bag."
Duncan paled "you wouldn't."
Andrew narrowed his eyes "try me."
"NOW MOVE!!"
The campers turned boot camp trainees rushed towards the course. The scene developed into chaos on the course.
Jessie almost got crushed by the guillotine. Leshawna got stuck inside one of the tires. Even a few camper's knocked down the wall.
A half-hour in, the campers started to drop.
Leshawna collapsed after falling from the wall, Bridgette gasped for breath at the amount of mud she had just gulped down, Heather then fell to the ground after completing the course for the sixth time.
Duncan was crawling by Heather and cried out "fallen soldier! I salute you!" He then stopped to see Chef's military boots in front of him.
"YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF TWENTY MORE PUSH-UPS!"
Duncan grinned "thank you!"
He seemed ready to lean in, but was pulled back by a growling Andrew "not. Now."
"Dude, come on!"
"Eva's waiting."
Duncan gulped "yeah, I'll do them."
Harold had soon fallen to the ground near them and coughed out "too...much...mud."
He felt himself being picked up and saw Jessie hauling him off to the side.
Paula blew the whistle "you two are out. Sorry, rule say your not supposed to help one another."
Jessie scowled "no one said that."
Paula sighed "I know, but Chef said no one should know that one. He said it would make it more fun."
Jessie patted Harold's shoulder "guess I'll take one for the team then."
Harold chuckled and thanked her. The two went to the other Bass gathering, seeing as how Geoff, Duncan, and Andrew just finished.
"What's going on eh?"
The Bass turned to see a concerned Ezekiel walking up to them.
Andrew scowled "I thought I told you to get some rest. And to make sure Eva doesn't kill anyone."
The home schooled teen shrugged "I was bored and you guy's were gone a while. Also, let's just say.....Eva's taken care of. Anyone get hurt eh?"
Andrew shrugged "Harold and Bridge definitely aren't competing. Jessie eliminated herself helping Harold."
Zeke scowled "well, that's not nice to do eh."
Jessie shrugged "I don't mind."
Chef, meanwhile, walked to see the tech nerd Cody fall face first into the mud. Chef soon bellowed "YOU GIVING UP ON ME BOOT!?"
Cody spat out some mud "I'm done."
"YOU WUSS! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I COULD DO THIS TYPE OF COURSE BLINDFOLDED! I BET YOUR ON MOTHER AND FATHER ARE ASHAMED TO SEE YOU NOW YOU PIECE OF TRASH! I BET YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL IS LAUGHING AT YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS CONTEST, LET ALONE BOOT CAMP!!"
Chef soon felt some touching his shoulder and was WHIPPED around to see a seething Lindsay glaring angrily at him.
Chef leaned into her face and asked dangerously "you gotta something to say to me Barbie?"
Lindsay said calmly "yes I do, I just wanna say simply this."
She took a deep breath and soon......"YOUR A BALD HEADED, CROOKED, SADISTIC, PATHETIC, CROSS DRESSING, LITTLE (the rest of this rant is unable to be displayed to the rating of this fic.) IF I COULD I'D (insert tortures that are once too graphic for this fic.)"
Paula gasped, horrified.
Cody, Gwen, Leshawna, and Laura, stared slack jawed.
Heather smirked, very impressed.
Andrew, Geoff, and Duncan blinked, amazed at her creativity and wondered if some of those words even existed.
Jessie, Bridgette, and Harold looked on in fear, wondering how Chef was gonna react.
Zeke was just writing the words down, wondering what they meant.
Chef was wide-eyed and pale.
"THAT'S RIGHT, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! YOUR A BALD HEADED, CROOKED, SADISTIC, PATHETIC, CROSS DRESSING, LITTLE (you know.)"
Lindsay heaved and puffed. She screeched again and raised her fist at a terrifying velocity, taking a page from Beth's book before she left.
CRACK!!!!!
The guy's and even the girl's winced at the loud snap and Chef fell over into a fetal position "oh my little soldiers aren't marching."
Lindsay didn't stop there. She then raised her foot and jammed it down there AGAIN!
CRACK!!!!!
"Oh the pain." Chef said in an extremely high voice.
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Gwen- That was defiantly...
Heather- Without a doubt...
Geoff- The coolest....
Andrew- Suicidal....
Duncan- Sickest.....
Cody- Hottest.....
Laura- Greatest.....
Leshawna- Loudest.....
Bridgette- Colorful.....
Harold- Wicked....
Jessie- Thing I have EVER seen!
Every camper, including Paula, stared at the scene in amazement at Chef being taken down so harshly.
Leshawna just shook her head "girl, you crazy."
Paula walked up, a stern look "young lady, where did you learn that language?"
Lindsay looked down, suddenly embarrassed "I just took what you used to say to some of my ex's and went from there."
Paula blinked, then chuckled sheepishly "you heard those?"
"I think the whole neighborhood heard them."
Lindsay soon felt herself being lifted into the air and saw a grinning Duncan and Geoff supporting her.
"GO BARBIE!"
"YOU THE MAN! I MEAN WOMAN!!"
Lindsay giggled "I don't know what came over me."
Lindsay was let down and soon saw Heather walking up, giving her a polite applause "I have to say, I don't give praise easily, but that was too sweet."
"Thanks Harriet."
"It's-ugh forget it."
Duncan walked over to the prone Chef and smirked "well, you not so tough after all are you big guy?"
He turned to walk away and felt a strong arm on his shoulder and gulped seeing a bright murderous red Chef snarling.
Linsdsay ducked behind Paula "I think you and I went too far."
Duncan just said "yeah, your actually right for once."
"One. Night. In. The. Boathouse. Both. Of. You." Chef squeaked out, still sounding menacing.
Lindsay shook in terror while Duncan looked at her.
Duncan knew she was one of Leshawna's friends and probably should be acting at least a little nicer since the whole 'Harold Concussion' incident so he elbowed her and smiled "calm down Barbie, how bad could it be?"
The two walked with a limping Chef while there was a rustle in the bushes. Soon, out came a panting Chris and holding his sides in barley controlled laughter "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! HAHA! I just caught all that! That is definitely going on the internet!"
Gwen scowled "you were there the whole time?"
The host shrugged "had to get front row seats to boot camp. That blow-up alone is definitely worth it." He then clapped his hands "OK, camper's, since Chef is indisposed, all of you will now return to your cabins for the next few hours until the net part of the challenge!"
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Chris- (Still laughing hysterically)
Laura- Wow, didn't know Lindsay could do that. (scratches chin in thought) I wonder if Mistress Izzy knows how to bend someone's neck with a lip gloss like that?
Zeke- (checks notepad) I wonder what those words mean eh.
Duncan- That was SO worth it. Seriously, how bad can a boathouse be?
Lindsay- (blinks) Wow, I had no idea I could get so angry. I shouldn't lose control like that. Why did I go off like that? Oh that's right cause Chef Ratchet is a (static cuts her off.)
Chef- (in fetal position and in high girly voice) Those two are gonna pay.
(Boathouse)
"I should have stayed quiet."
"Yeah, probably."
The two sat in an old house near the shore. The problem was that it was filled with fish traps, fish and shark skulls, and stank of fish bait.
Lindsay huddled to herself and whimpered while Duncan just looked irritated "would you calm down? Nothing gonna happen."
"But what if a monster comes?"
Duncan looked annoyed "monster? Your kidding right? just be"
He soon stopped seeing Lindsay's frightened eyes and sniffing. She honestly looked like she was ready to cry.
Duncan groaned, not used to being all gentle and that other mumbo jumbo, and said somewhat softly "hey, no monster gonna come OK? If one does come, I'll fight it off alright?"
Lindsay blinked innocently "promise?"
The punk sighed "Yeah, yeah, I promise. Now stop looking at me like that, your killing me with those big puppy eyes."
(Gopher Cabin)
Cody kicked the floor, deep in thought, and sighed regretfully. He was sitting with the other Gophers on the girls floor of the cabin, talking with the others. Heather and Leshawna had gone off to take showers while the rest stayed behind.
Trent patted his shoulder "hey man, this wasn't your fault."
Gwen agreed "yeah, it's not like you caused her to say all those things. Which I have to say are very creative."
"She got punished because I failed the challenge and she had to stand up for me."
Laura shook her head "no, she got punished cause Chef doesn't like people standing up to him."
"What's up with Casanova here? And why did I hear something like banshee's in Greek mythology about an hour earlier?"
Gwen and Trent somewhat frowned hearing that voice while Laura smiled and waved warmly "hey Noah."
"Hi, now what was with the yelling earlier?"
"Lindsay went postal on Chef." Gwen said bluntly.
Noah blinked in surprise and chuckled "wow, didn't know she had it in her. She's either brave, dumb, or suicidal."
Cody growled "Noah..."
"Probably a mix of all three."
The bookworm walked in and sat next to Cody "well?"
"Well what?"
"Aren't you gonna go see her?"
Trent raised a brow "hold on, Chef'll be watching that place like a hawk."
Noah shook his head "he'll probably think he put the fear of God into them and he'll be eating somewhere with Chris."
Cody raised an eyebrow "you sure?"
Noah shrugged "pretty sure he knows his food sucks and leaves somewhere so he can eat like a king while the rest of us lonely peasants suffer under his rule."
"Ooooooooookay, I'll just go and check on Lindsay."
He left with Gwen and Trent looking at Noah.
"What?"
Trent smirked "are you trying to make sure those two officially hook up?"
"The mushiness between those two is so thick it can be cut with a chainsaw and not be affected. It's annoying and I can't take it much longer" He walked off muttering "like a certain OTHER couple I know."
Laura snickered "amen to that."
The two remaining behind blushed at what the two just said.
Gwen shook her head and frowned "oh great."
Trent also shook his head and looked concernedly at her "great what?"
"I'm betting Leshawna is gonna have the same idea."
Laura smiled "well good for her, it'll be an orgy then."
"WHAT?!"
Laura chuckled "I mean two make out sessions at once."
Gwen crossed her arms in irritation and looked away. Trent put his hand on her shoulder and stated "you really don't like Duncan do you?"
"I just think she deserves better. A LOT better, than that pierced face punk." Gwen admitted.
Laura pointed out "he helped me out in the last challenge remember?"
Gwen sighed "hate to burst your bubble, but he probably did that just so he could get in Leshawna's good graces."
Laura frowned "why can't you just admit that he's a nice guy deep down."
Gwen just stood up and walked off saying "I know his type."
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Gwen- Duncan's still a jerk. I seriously wonder what a nice girl like Leshawna see in a perverted douche like Duncan.
Trent- (rubs head) Gwen can be a little....difficult to talk to. She's always a little paranoid about people and likes to think the worst in others.
Laura (frowning) Man, Gwen should trust Leshawna more to picking out the right guy. It real insulting.
(Bass Cabin)
The Bass team was returning from the washrooms, minus Zeke who went back to the cabin, and entered to find a very strange sight inside the girl's room.
Eva was handcuffed to her bed with sheets wrapped around her ankles, effectively tying her to the bed.
Zeke looked up from the bed on top and said casually "oh, there you guy's are eh."
Bridgette blinked "oh my, Zeke what have you been learning?"
"What?"
Geoff smirked "wow Homeschool, didn't know you were into the kinky stuff."
Zeke blanched "say what eh?"
Jessie elbowed the party boy "I'm sure there's a rational explanation for this."
Andrew scoffed "either that or someone's gonna have to break the news to Katie and Tyler."
"That was our fault."
They looked outside to see Graydon, Mara, and Michael standing in the doorway. They noticed that Graydon was rubbing his eye, which was revealed to be black.
Harold raised an eyebrow "you guy's tied and handcuffed her to the bed?"
Mara shrugged "we had to make sure she wouldn't kill anyone if she woke up."
Graydon snorted "she heaved and turned like a bull for 10 minutes. Even punched me at one point."
Michael chuckled "that girl is strong like hell, but we got her tied down in the end."
The Bass looked at Eva to see she was now blushing bright red.
Bridgette looked at her in concern "Eva?"
"Can someone PLEASE explain to Homeschool what those words mean? I'm not good at this sort of thing."
Zeke looked at them "well, what did those words Lindsay said in her rant mean eh?"
"Not it." Almost everyone soon said, Andrew was left out and he cursed "you guy's suck!"
Zeke looked at him "well?"
Andrew groaned "oh boy."
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Andrew- So I ended up giving the most awkward talk of my life to a still socially out of depth teenager. (sighs) I'll have nightmare about this for months.
Zeke- (looks pale) Oh, well that was.......educational eh.
Eva- OK, so MAYBE I overreacted, but that was my kind of challenge and I couldn't even COMPETE! (She then punches a hole right in the side of the booth and snarled.)
Harold- (looks at the hole) I'm worried Eva's gonna go berserk like those trolls do in Lord of the Rings. If that happens, I'm not getting between her and a hard place. She's just too forceful GOSH!
(Boathouse)
Cody had just reached the beach and had the boathouse in sight. His eyes soon widened hearing a rustling from some bushes nearby.
He picked up a branch and creeped up to the bush in time to see a dark figure coming out. He slammed the stick onto the figure's head.
"AH! Short Stuff?!"
Cody blinked and saw a peeved Leshawna rubbing her head, staring irritatedly at Cody.
The tech geek blinked and threw the stick into the tree, where it hit a squirrel "he did it!"
The girl rolled her eyes and walked to the boathouse.
The tech geek ran to her side and apologized "sorry about that. What are you doing out here?"
"I came to check on Lindsay."
"Rrrrrright, and the fact a certain punk is in there with her has nothing to do with it right?"
Leshawna glared at him, causing him to chuckle "calm down, I think everyone knows about that. Duncan's been flirting with you since the moment you got here."
The ghetto girl sighed "I'm just worried about him. He's been acting weird since the end of the last challenge."
"Weird? I thought he would be in a good mood since nearly all of the others forgave him."
Leshawna stopped and looked at Cody "most?"
"Gwen still thinks he's a creep."
Leshawna sighed and shook her head "anyway, he's just been by himself mostly. I saw his face and it's not like he's upset. It's like he's worried over something."
Cody looked confused "worried over what?"
"When I talked to him about getting on Chef's nerves, I heard him mutter something."
"What was it?"
Leshawna looked away "he said 'he's not the one I'm worried about.'
They then stopped to hear a loud noise coming from the boathouse.
"Is that?"
"Laughing?"
(Boathouse, a few minutes earlier)
"Scuse me?"
"What?"
"Do we have to be in here much longer?"
Duncan felt his eye twitch "how am I supposed to know? Your the one who got us into this."
Lindsay pouted and looked away "you shouldn't have said that to Chief Matches."
Duncan rolled his eyes, although she did have a point. He looked around to find a broom in the corner, so he picked it up and started sweeping.
The blond gasped "OMG, are you a cleaner?"
Duncan scoffed "no, I'm just bored."
"Oh, well what do you like?"
"What?" Duncan asked.
Lindsay shrugged "might as well talk to pass the time."
"Well, I like zombies, killers, anything with blood in it, horror movies, scaring people, annoying idiots"
"And Lequesha right?"
Duncan shrugged "hey, she's hot."
Lindsay smiled and nodded her head "yeah." She then pouted "she's been worried about you, I can tell."
"How do you figure?"
"I have like an eighth sense to these kinds of things."
Duncan shook his head, not bothering to correct her, and frowned "well, why is she worried? I'm fine."
Lindsay thought to herself for a minute. Duncan honestly thought she saw steam coming out of her ears and snickered.
Lindsay then chirped "oh right! She thinks your worried about something."
'Uh oh.' Duncan thought to himself. He started to wonder if it was a good idea to tell her about Michael potentially being dangerous and soon heard a voice 'c'mon Duncan, she's way too sweet to get hurt and she deserves to know about it, she's Leshawna's friend after all.'
'Who the heck are you?'
'I'm your consciousness.'
'Well, you have bad timing, where were you when I was torturing King- I mean Harold.'
'You actually decided to think about helping people instead of picking on them.'
'Well, get lost before she thinks I'm crazy.'
'Fine, fine, I get paid either way.'
'How do you get'
"Doug?"
Duncan shook his head and stared at the blond, who smiled "oh, I know what just happened."
"Oh really?"
"You were talking to your imaginary friend! Oh, what's his name? My friend's name's Sally!"
Duncan stared for a minute, then fell off his box, laughing hysterically.
The door then opened to see Cody and Leshawna looking at a laughing Duncan and a confused Lindsay watching him.
Lindsay gasped and squealed "Cody! LeFonda!"
She hugged them both and smiled "what are you two doing here?"
Leshawna grinned "came to see how you were doing girl. And wanted to say nice job earlier."
Lindsay blushed "it was nothing."
Cody grinned and puffed out his chest in an attempt to seem manly "I could have handled Chef."
Lindsay poked his chest and it deflated, causing her to giggle "your so silly."
Duncan, meanwhile, picked himslef up and smirked "hey there nerdling, beautiful."
Cody smirked teasingly "why Duncan, I didn't know you think I'm good looking."
The punk just flipped him off.
A loud rumbling was heard and Leshwana held her stomach "oh, I'm starving."
Duncan grinned to himself, getting an idea.
Cody walked up to him and asked "that look promises something either good or bad and I'm scared to find out which it is."
Duncan grabbed him and whispered to his ear "want to go food raiding?"
Cody blinked "what?"
"C'mon, I know a place in the woods to get some dinner and we can get some stuff for our teams."
Cody rubbed the back of his head, wondering if this was a good idea "I don't know."
"Think of this as a double date dude."
Cody shrugged and grinned "I'm in."
"Your in what?"
The pair found Leshawna and Lindsay staring at them strangely.
"We're gonna raid Chris's secret kitchen in the woods." Duncan said bluntly.
Leshawna's eyes narrowed "how did you find this 'secret' kitchen?"
Duncan shrugged "found it one day during a walk."
"In the restricted section of the woods?"
"Your surprised?"
Lindsay looked between the three "so what are we doing?"
Cody grinned "you can say we're going on a secret mission."
The bubbly blond's face brightened "oh, can I come?"
"More the merrier Barbie."
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Duncan- (grinning) Oh this is sweet. Some time with Leshawna and mess with Chris all at once. (cackles) Life is too good.
Cody- We're probably gonna get in trouble for this, but hey, life's not without risks.
Lindsay- (squealing) Oh this is too kewl. I'm on a mission of importance. Agent Hotness reporting for duty!
Leshawna- (sighs) I know this isn't gonna end well.
(Tent in woods)
The four ducked in the bushes seeing Chris walk into the tent in the woods. Duncan led the group into one side of the tent hearing voices on the other side. Duncan took out his switchblade and cut a hole into the side of the tent and peeked inside of it.
Inside he saw Chris laughing loudly "HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is still hilarious. You got owned by a rich girl."
Chef, with an ice pack in between his legs, scowled "shut up pretty boy."
The interns sat at the other end of the table with Mara asking "are you gonna feel any better soon Chef?"
Paula snickered "sugar pop probably broke his pelvic bone."
Graydon winced "oh, don't mention that, from what I can tell, it was painful as hell." He rubbed his black eye "nothing compared to getting punched by Eva though."
Duncan inwardly snorted 'wimp.' He looked to see Chef sitting with Chris at a table about a dozen feet away with the interns while Michael layed his head on the table snoring obliviously to the conversation."
He looked back to the others as he cut a big enough hole for the four of them "if we stay low we can make it too the fridge without the others seeing us."
Lindsay gulped "is this a good idea?"
Cody smiled and put his arm around her shoulder "don't worry, you can run if we get caught. We'll take the blame."
Duncan stopped and looked back "what's this 'we' stuff?"
Cody frowned at Duncan, who just grinned at Leshawna and waved her in "ladies first."
Leshawna snorted and crawled into the hole, while Duncan looked ashamed at her backside. He then turned to Lindsay "you next Barbie."
Lindsay nodded and crawled in with Cody looking away, blushing red.
Duncan rolled his eyes "well aren't you a gentlemen."
The two crawled into the tent with the others unaware of the campers presence.
"So I put the dummy grenade into the boy's bathroom and two guys ran out with their pants down in front of the General!" Paula exclaimed, laughing loudly.
Chris, Graydon, and Chef laughed with her while Mara frowned "that was unethical and embarrassing for the two you pranked."
Paula shrugged "it was still funny."
Unknown to them, the four campers crawled behind them and went to the fridge at the back of the tent.
Duncan grinned and motioned Lindsay to get closer. Lindsay went by his side and gave her the pick he always used to pick locks.
Leshawna whispered "Baby Boy, what are you doing? You are not corrupting her."
Duncan whispered back "hey, she could use this stuff and besides"
He was stopped by the door opening.
His jaw dropped "how did you?"
Lindsay shrugged "It was open."
The three snickered while Duncan waved them off and opened to see a fridge packed to the brim with food of all kinds.
Cody whispered in awe "it's beautiful."
The four began to gather as much food as they could carry and even used the tarp from the tent that was cut away as a makeshift bag.
Leshawna chuckled "if we're caught, we are so dead."
Duncan just smirked "that's why this is fun."
He felt someone tap on his shoulder and turned to see Lindsay, looking horrified, and look to see what she was looking at.
Mara had her head turned and was staring right at them.
The four froze for a minute, seeing Mara's brown eyes boring into them.
Duncan gulped 'yep, she's pissed at me for knocking out her little brother and gonna rat me out as revenge.'
Mara looked away and resumed conversation, saying casually "so what happened next Paula?"
The soldier groaned "the guy walked in while sleepwalking and tried to get into my bed."
The four campers decided to hightail it out of there and crawled out of the tent's hole.
They ran off with Lindsay yelling "WOOOOHOO!!"
Michael woke up, startled "wasn't me!" He looked around and groaned "what was that?"
Mara shrugged "probably an owl."
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Duncan- (arms full of food) We owe her one.
Mara (sipping tea and shrugging) I wasn't gonna let those egomaniac nutjobs hurt those guys. (rolls eyes) Besides, Harold's been begging me not to hurt Duncan cause it would hurt his chances. My little brother's alot more forgiving than I am.
(Gopher Cabin)
"Oh you dudes are my saviours!"
Geoff's explanation was a chorus of a few others as the campers gathered into the floor of the Gopher girl's floor with food being passed around.
Zeke picked his toenails "I think my feet are burned from standing in the sun all day."
Lindsay cringed "EEEWWW! Exactiel, we're eating."
Gwen chuckled "and what is with those stories!? That guy is demented."
Heather scoffed as she bit into an apple "your realizing this now?"
"Touche."
The queen bee proceeded to sit on her bed and sat up in shock. She lifted the cover to find peanut butter smeared all over her sheets.
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
Laura's cackling said it all causing Heather to let out an angry scoff and causing her to walk out of the cabin.
Duncan sat next to Leshawna and grinned "so have fun?"
Leshawna chuckled "guess I did."
She then looked at Lindsay hurriedly eating all the food and frowned worriedly "honey, you shouldn't hurry like that."
Lindsay held up a finger "one more." She picked up an ice cream sandwich and ate it all in one bite. Her stomach rumbled which resulted in a loud "BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
She covered her mouth and ran outside and vomited off the side of the porch.
Cody rushed outside "you OK?"
Lindsay, in a sugar rush, nodded rapidly and without warning, grabbed his face.
"Come here."
Lindsay gave Cody a big kiss!
She let him go with a daze and collapsed, worn out.
Cody blinked, unsure of what just happened, then grinned "I am the man."
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Cody- GO CODY! GO CODY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Lindsay- (gasps) It's Cody's birthday!? Oh no, I forgot to get him a gift!
Noah-(scoffs) About time.
Leshawna- (grinning) Now that's my girl!
(Remaing campers)(to help clarify)
Bass- Andrew, Geoff, Duncan.
Gophers- Gwen, Laura, Lindsay.
(Part of the woods)
The six remaining campers hung upside down on tree branches by their legs while being given instructions.
Paula marched under them explaining "what you are experiencing is an old tactic used to interrogate POW's. You will remain in this position until one of you is left."
Andrew scoffed "this isn't so hard." He then blinked "I just said a forbidden phrase right?"
"Pretty much." Gwen clarified.
Paula grinned "oh you'd think that wouldn't you? Unfortunately the effects are starting to occur as you probably notice. The blood is rushing to your head, it's pooling around your eyes making you see red. Next comes nausea, dizziness, and fainting spells."
CRASH!
Duncan just collapsed onto the ground.
Andrew scoffed "rookie."
On the Gopher side, Lindsay was swaying a little "I don't feel so good."
Laura snickered "probably from eating half your weight in sugar."
"No really."
Her face became pale and her mouth suddenly looked full while Gwen panicked and dropped to the ground "OH HELL NO! I'M NOT GETTING PUKED ON!"
Chris then walked into the clearing and looked between the branches "ah, an old fashioned battle of the sexes huh? Looks interesting and OOF!"
Laura just dropped on him.
She grinned "so worth it."
Gwen cheered on "C'MON LINDS! YOU CAN DO THIS!"
From the side Cody cheered "YEAH LINDSAY! IT'S ALL YOU!"
Lindsay shook her head and focused on the ground, trying to hold it together.
Geoff turned Andrew "you think we got this."
"As long as we don't get distracted."
Geoff raised his fist downwards and cheered "WOOOO! We got this we...we....we...ugh."
He then collapsed on the ground, causing Andrew to worry slightly until Bridgette ran up to the fallen Geoff and said "he's fine."
Andrew then looked to see Lindsay rocking back and forth.
"Hey, Lindsay right?"
Lindsay turned to her last opponent and nodded "yeah?"
"I admit, you were the last person I thought to get this far. I just wanted to say you got alotta backbone saying what you said to Chef and if I lost to anyone, I'm content it's someone as tough as you."
"Aw, thanks Andy."
"It's Andr-" SMACK!
A rock had just collided into his head, causing him to lose focus and collapse on the ground.
"THE GOPHERS ARE THE WINNERS!!!"
Heather dusted her hands off "what? No rule that said we couldn't interfere."
Chris chuckled "she's right. You guy's could have thrown things at them and caused them to fall."
Eva growled and grabbed Chris's shirt "YOU NEVER SAID THAT!"
"I thought it was obvious."
Eva whipped to see Andrew "THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
Andrew pointed to Heather "she threw a rock at me."
Heather shrugged off the glares "it was perfectly legal."
Laura snorted "you could have tried flashing him. That gets a guy's attention easily."
Heather turned away, blushing at the thought.
Cody walked up to the others and said "sorry guy's, that should have ended fairly."
Lindsay then walked up and smiled "you guy's were real tough and Doug?"
Duncan raised an eyebrow "yeah?"
"Thanks for sticking with me in the boathouse."
He snorted "not like I had a choice Barbie."
Lindsay just giggled.
From the side Paula smiled "nice work sugar pop."
Andrew bowed "I don't know about the army, but I'd go to war with you anyday."
"Can it not be my birthday? It's the day of my birth ya know?"
(CONFESSIONAL CAM)
Cody and Lindsay- Lindsay- I won!
Cody- (nods) Yeah you did, who said blondes can't be tough?
Lindsay- (giggles) Not me, so (blushes) are we together now?
Cody- (shrug) I don't wanna push you if you don't wanna.
Lindsay- (smiles and grabs Cody to kiss him)
Eva- Unbe-freaking-leviably. The airheaded ditz actually WON!? Can't say I'm surprised, all that moron has to do is shove her chest into someone's face and they'll do anything they'll say.
Duncan- (narrowed eyes) I heard that. One does not insult another's partner in crime.
Geoff- (holding head) Why is the whole booth bright red?
Bridgette- I know she's on the other team and all (grins) but I'd like to think that victory was for blondes everywhere.
Andrew- So the last expecting person to last this nightmare is the last one standing. (grins a little) Talk about an upset.
Heather- Some people are questioning if what I did was wrong but hey, in this game, ANYTHING goes.
Leshawna- (Grinning) This one's an underdog story in the making.
(Bonfire pit)
Chris stood in front of the 8 remaining Bass teammates and announced "camper's, today's challenge is probably the biggest upset we'll probably ever see!"
Eva snorted "got that right, we lost to the airheaded bimbo."
This got her a glare in response from Duncan.
"What?!"
"She beat you too if I'm not mistaken!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
Chris chuckled "that's gonna be censored."
"Anyway here are the ones to stay. The one who does not get a marshmallow gets on the Boat of Losers IMMEDIATELY!"
"Duncan"
"Geoff"
"Jessie"
"Harold"
"Andrew"
"Bridgette"
Zeke and Eva were left with Zeke looking nervously at Eva,w ho was gritting her teeth in anger.
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Zeke didn't even catch the marshmallow and hid under his stump while Eva growled dangerously, glaring at the Bass "YOU!"
Andrew called out "that anger is why you got kicked off!"
"I WAS YOUR BEST PLAYER! I WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMN PAPER!"
Duncan rolled his eyes "you scared the crap out of us and decided to go Hulk on us!"
Eva snarled and looked ready to lunge forward until Zeke stood up "you'll see Tyler eh!"
Eva blinked for a second, looking like she got out of a trance, then smirked "that's true."
Zeke let out a sigh of relief.
Eva gave him a friendly punch "thanks Homeschool."
She then walked down the Dock of Shame and rode the Boat of Losers into the night.
Bridgette sighed "I know shes got anger problems but she's still our friend."
Duncan snorted and sat down to roast his marshmallow "hey Andrew, Geoff, can you two guy's stay for a second?"
The two guys shrugged while Zeke looked confused "what's wrong? Is this about earlier in the cabin eh?"
Duncan waved him off "don't worry, it was nothing, I just want to talk to them about something."
The rest of them shrugged while Bridgette kissed Geoff goodnight. The rest of the Bass went to their cabin.
Duncan watched them to make sure they left and grabbed a rock to hurl it at the camera set up at the pit.
Geoff blinked "Dunc?"
"I found something at the tent in the woods. It's about Michael."
CLIFFHANGER! Somewhat of it, and by far my longest chapter is complete.
I know I might get grief because Lindsay won, but I truly believe she is tough under that innocent exterior.
Eva fans will probably boo me, but she had to go.
Voted off list (in order)- Courtney, Justin, Sadie, Owen, Tyler, DJ, Marcus, Katie, Beth, Izzy, Sara, Jake, Eva.
HERE ARE OUR QUESTIONS!
How will Andrew and Geoff react to the news?
Will Gwen still disapprove of Duncan?
Is more pain in store for Heather?
Find out next time on TOTAL.....ALTERNATE.....ISLAND!