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Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers, Super Sentai, Tron, Kung Fu Panda, Pokémon, Marvel Comics, DC, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Team Fortress, Star Wars, the Secret Life of Bees, Crash and the Creeps, Megas XLR.

"I still think this isn't a good idea," Nicholson said. He, Harvey and Sanchez were standing in a corner of the lab, waiting for the technicians to finish fiddling with the portal device. "Last time I jumped into an alternate universe, I ended up locked up by a fascist version of Time Force and involved in a mutant rebellion."

"Stop worrying," Sanchez said. "We didn't pick Universe Beta at random—our probes actually bumped into each other. We made sure it was okay with Time Squad, too. It's an exchange, not an invasion."

"I still don't like it," Nicholson said, folding his arms.

"Time, officers," the head lab technician called. Straightening his collar, Harvey started over. With a sigh, Nicholson followed, Sanchez pulling him along by the elbow.

The trio stepped up onto the wide, white-glowing portal device, and Harvey gave the doctors a thumbs-up. Nodding, the man threw a lever, and the machine began to hum. The laboratory dissolved into white light, there was a jerk, and then the three officers were spinning as if on a crazy amusement park ride.

They landed in a heap on a golden-lit portal device, and struggled apart. White-coated lab technicians helped them up, asking if they were all right and scanning to make sure.

"Everyone okay?" Harvey asked.

"A little banged-up, but yeah," Sanchez said. Nicholson was busy looking around at the laboratory.

"Welcome to Time Squad Headquarters," Captain Logan said, stepping up to them. All three started; this version of Captain Logan was clean-shaven. The Time Force—sorry, Time Squad—logo was gold. In fact, there was a lot of yellow and gold around this laboratory.

"Thanks, Captain," Harvey said, stepping off the platform and shaking Logan's hand.

"My counterpart and I had already set you a recovery period—and it looks like it was good that we did. Your first mission will be in an hour. Morrison here will show you your quarters," he said, gesturing to a weedy-looking young man.

Sanchez didn't even have to speak to Harvey; he patted his left chest pocket with a grin. The trio went, and in their temporary quarters, Nicholson read the Rules.

"701. I am not allowed to make an "anti-Venjix." In all likelihood, I'm either going to give Venjix more power, or make a stronger villain by doing so.

702. I will not ask why all Red Rangers ask "Ready?" before morphing.

-Nor will I try to get others to reply with "No" or "Not yet."

703. I will not ask Maya if she was raised in a cave.

-Not only is the answer probably yes, she won't understand that it's an insult.

704. Also, I will not tell Tommy/Jason/Zhane/Eric/Merrick/Cam/Trent/Ryan/Sam/Daggeron/Tyzonn/Gem/Gemma/Antonio they have evil clones controlled by a trumpet-playing pirate.

-They will freak out and/or hurt me severely.

705. Tommy's life is not a bucket list.

-I'm not allowed to convince everyone it is.

-especially his students.

706. The Raptor Cycles are not Light Cycles.

-I'm not allowed to make them Light Cycles.

-No matter how cool that would be.

707. I'm not allowed to give any villain stress balls with their Rangers' faces on it.

-No matter how much they may need it.

-Especially if I put their actual faces on it.

708. Just because Tommy had the dragon coin does not mean that he is the Dragon Warrior. He is not a panda or Jack Black.

-And even though he later became the Black Ranger, that does not prove your point.

709. Even though he shares a name with one, Steelix is not a Pokémon, and will severely hurt me for trying to "catch" him.

710. I may not ask any of the villains to attack any of the Marvel or DC villains when they're trying to instigate a crisis.

- No, not even the Countdown events.

- Because with the possible exceptions of Civil War and Ultimatum, they'd probably make it worse!

- This rule may be disregarded if our universe is regarded as part of the Marvel/DC one at the time.

711. Stop asking RJ why he didn't get around to teaching the Rangers the "grow big" technique, or why he never used it. Chances are that he doesn't actually know it in detail.

712. Stop trying to mix and match animal Zords. Yes Casey should've gotten a White Tiger Spirit, but stealing one for him doesn't help.

713. I will not try to convince Whiger to give his spirit to Casey before dying, even if it would make an awesome battlizer.

714. The following people are not allowed to be given the following names, you earn the consequences if you do:

- Flynn: Demoman, Demopan, or variations thereof, he knows them all.

- Jarrod: Darth Vader/Anakin.

- Shane: Naruto/Killer B.

-Any Ninja Ranger with any Naruto ninja. Yes, this means double consequences from Shane.

715. I will not ask why the Rangers didn't simply re-find Ninjor when the Machine Empire showed up.

716. The Winged Dragon of Ra is not a Zord, there is no Ra Ranger, and I am definitely not him!

717. I will not ask Zack Taylor if he has ever met Lily Owens.

-Nor will I ask if his godmother is August Boatwright.

-Or how jail was.

-He is not the same Zack as in "The Secret Life of Bees!"

718. I will not hire Crash and the Creeps to play at any Ranger outing.

-Or DJ Fly.

719. I will not replace any Rangers with Coop, Jamie and Megas XLR.

-No, watching Coop pwn the baddies would not be worth it.

-The mentors will take out their frustration at having to listen to talk about chili dogs and slurpies all through the crossover on me.

720. Even if I know how to play them, I cannot borrow Doctor K's violin or piano."

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701 and 710-15 from Kamen Rider Leonite. 702-4 and 717-18 from WolfsbaneX. 705-8 from Blood of the Dawn. 709 from Secret Identity. 719 from red neo ranger.