So...editor's note time. Basically just a heads-up that this will probably (unfortunately) be the last chapter for about a week. But on top of taking the rest of the weekend to celebrate Birthday #18, I'm going to be dealing with HiSET tests next week, so...yeah. I plan to do some writing if I can't fit it in, but I don't know. Sorry 'bout that, but real life.

Whose Line – Reset the World

Show 2 – Part 1

"Hello everybody, before we start tonight, we have a special guest to introduce!" Lyle said as the cameras started filming.

"Oh Lyle, you're too kind!" Starr said, springing to her feet from the far-left performer's chair on stage.

"Not you, Starr! You appear so often and do so much you're basically a full-time volunteer." Lyle said, waving dismissively.

"Wait, volunteer? Huh, guess I just got the answer for why my checks never appeared in the mail."

[TrueNight1025]: Yes, Starr made a cameo! Hope she's in the next episode with some ShadArr (Shadow x Starr) lovin'... ;P

"It's Whose Line, there's a good chance of that to happen, along with at least another two or three awkward moments of intimacy." Lyle said, burning the first review to ash.

"Hey, wait a second! If you weren't talking about me, then who where you going on about?" Starr asked, looking around.

She didn't have to wait long for answers as music started playing over the loud speakers, someone obviously gearing up for another dramatic introduction via song.

"Its too late, its fake, but I've got nothing to lose!

Checkmate, no hate, hell I got nothing to prove!

6...5…

One chance to stay alive!

4...3…

I can hardly breathe! Countdown to Insanity!

Good-bye reality!

2...1...tick-tock...Let's G-"

THUD.

[ryo tadagachi]: I like the review thing your doing, pretty nice. And like I said before you, still got it Mr. Kronic.

"You could've fooled me." The blood red cat said from where he had fallen flat on his face as he teleported into view at the center of the stage.

"I think he was talking about the author...not you, Kronic." Lyle said, sighing. "That honestly would have been a beautiful, non-destructive introduction if you had stuck the landing."

Starr, on the other hand, was on the floor laughing her ass off.

"A-aren't cats supposed to always land on their feet?!" The hedgehog said, finally able to get a sentence through her laughter.

Kronic said nothing, nor did he lift his head. All he did was raise his right arm and extend his middle finger.

"Hello everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! Our performer's for tonight are Starr, Shadow, Amy, and Lyle! I'm your host, Kronic the PsychoCat, how's about we get things started?" The blood red cat said, happily taking his place behind the Whose Line desk as the cameras started rolling.

"Good evening everybody and once again, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! Yeah, the points are worth less than the cost to make them, just like the Canadian Penny." Kronic said, the audience booing when Starr's expression dropped.

"You done goofed, son." Lyle said, shaking his head at the cat.

"Oh, don't worry! I'll go get these burns checked out after the show…" Starr started, depressed.

"This is a free healthcare joke, isn't it?" Kronic asked, to which Starr sighed and crossed her arms.

"Of course you've heard that joke."

"Yep! However, it's the thought that counts, so 1000 points to you!" Kronic said, happily.

"We haven't even played a game yet!" Lyle shouted, annoyed.

"Well then, let's fix that with a game called Scenes From a Hat! We all know how this work, so let's just jump strait into the action with things that shouldn't have an ejector seat." Kronic said, discarding the first piece of paper.

Starr walked to the center of the stage, only to walk to the Whose Line desk and hit the buzzer. She stumbled backwards when Kronic shot towards the ceiling, landing flat on his face behind the desk.

"Ow...why am I not landing on my feet tonight?" Kronic asked, clutching his face as he stood and took his seat again.

"Why did you go flying?" Shadow asked.

"MAGIC! Anyways, how about...oh no. Things you can say about your lunch, but not your partner."

"Grab a pen and some paper, everyone." Lyle said, sighing as Amy walking up first.

"Yeesh, that wasn't filling at all! Need to buy something bigger next time..." Kronic hit the buzzer and Amy walked off, Shadow taking her place and sipping something from a glass.

"Hm...good start, but that aftertaste..." Shadow said, gagging as Kronic buzzed him out.

"Not what you said last night." Starr said, Kronic hitting the buzzer fifty times.

"Time for a subject change! Okay, dumb ways to die." Kronic said, Amy walking up.

"That aftertaste..." Amy said, intimating Shadow. Kronic buzzed her out and she was replaced with Lyle.

"Sure is hot in this submarine, let me roll down a window." Kronic buzzed him out, pulling out a new suggestion.

"Video games you'll never see on store shelves." Lyle walked up first.

"No way, Sonic Adventure 3!" Lyle said in child-like excitement before getting buzzed out.

"Lyle, we need funny jokes, not depressing truths!" Kronic said, scolding the kitsune as he walked off and Starr took his place.

"Metal Gear Meta: Killing Konami?" Starr said in a confused tone. Lyle buzzed her out and pulled the next slip of paper.

"Where Are They Now: Sonic Side Characters." Kronic said,

Amy walked up, only to lie face-down on the floor.

"Amy, what are you doing?" Kronic asked.

"Playing dead."

"I figured as much but who are you? Let me guess, you're supposed to be Sally."

"Yep!" Amy said, smiling and jumping to her feet as Kronic hit the buzzer. She walked off stage, only to walk back on.

"Would you like fries with that?" Kronic hit the buzzer again, shaking his head. Shadow walked up, dragging Starr with him.

"Welcome to Hell! To wind up here, you did horrible things. To walk around Hell, use your feet to walk!" Shadow said, super cheerfully as Starr clutched her ears in pain.

"You got a pair of blown eardrums! You are now bleeding from your ears in constant pain!" Starr walked off as Kronic hit the buzzer, but Shadow stayed in place.

"That's a buzzer! When you hear that sound, you need to get offstage!" Shadow said once again, Kronic hitting the buzzer another ten times, pulling a new suggestion from a hat.

"What the host is thinking right now." Kronic said, Starr walking up first.

"Please don't let her drown me, please don't let her drown me!" Starr said, being buzzed offstage. "Well, was I close?"

"Nah, I have the Aqua Ring after all." Kronic said, grinning.

"You have one of the World Rings?" Lyle asked, slight concern in his voice.

"I have all seven! Turns out once you can jump through the hoops to get 'em out of the Arabian Nights, they work like the Chaos Emeralds, only with awesome elemental powers to boot. Granted, they'd still drive you insane if you aren't crazy to begin with, like me. Anyways, if cops spoke like Dr. Seuss." Kronic said, Starr dragging Shadow onstage this time.

"I arrested you here, in this elevator, BANG!" Starr said, shooting Shadow in the chest. "I shoot first, ask questions later."

"Ow! Now I can't go home to my kids and my wife...hm, this makes sad, cause this shit's like real life." Shadow said, clutching his chest.

"Yeah, it is...they don't exist, after all!" Kronic said, buzzing the two out. "Unexpected things to read in a first aid manual." Kronic said, Shadow walking up.

"Die, fucker, die?" Shadow said, holding a book in his hand. Kronic buzzed him out and Lyle walked up.

"Okay, on reviving a dead hedgehog...get the Seven Chaos Emeralds, check…A human princess to do what?!" Lyle asked, almost vomiting. Kronic simply sighed, hitting the buzzer a few dozen times to end the game.

"Okay, let's see...1000 points to Shadow for torturing Starr with the power of Omochao, 1500 points for me for playing along with a joke a didn't have to and hurting myself in the process, and I will put Lyle at -1000 for the Sonic '06 joke."

"Don't tell me you liked that game!" Lyle shouted, concerned.

"Next thing you know he'll admit he enjoyed Shadow the Hedgehog." Amy said, shaking her head.

"What was wrong with that game, anyways?" Kronic asked before continuing, "We'll be back after these messages."