This is dedicated Rei-chan! Who is known as Gab18.27!
One Hundred Stupid Things That People Do
36. Hit your chin at the pointy end of the table
It was a bright, sunny day. The clouds were dancing on the skies, creating a beautiful sight.
All was peaceful and tranquil and serene.
In short, everything was perfect.
But perfection doesn't last.
And that was perfectly the case when two very unacquainted Mafiosi met up at a sushi shop.
Not by any plans though.
Just by plain coincidence.
"Ah." Fran looked at the Cavallone boss in front of him and monotonously asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm eating sushi."
"Ah."
There was silence between them and the only sound that can be heard was the chewing and biting.
Natural things that you normally hear when you're in a sushi shop.
Everything was normal. And sane.
Which was on a high level of weirdness because two Mafiosi together doesn't equate to sane.
Ever.
But still, the peaceful silence continued.
"I want to take that." Dino pointed to a sushi with a smile and as he moved forward to take it...
Chaos arrived! Drumroll!
... And he fell flat and bumped his chin in the pointy end of the counter.
Fran emotionless stared before he bluntly commented, "Idiot."
Dino gaped and was about to retract or apologize but he was cut off when Fran spoke again.
"Stupid horse."
Ouch.
"Clumsy Ditz."
Awww.
"Good-for-nothing when there are no subordinates around."
That strikes the core.
A mischievous smile fell on Fran's lips as he said, "I'll tell the idiot long haired commander that you eat sharks for breakfast."
Dino blinked. Once. Twice. Thrice.
In a span of seconds, his face turned into a pleading frown, "But I don't...!"
"The piece that you were aiming for a while ago was a sushi made of shark." Fran said with a small tilt of his head.
Dino gaped and yelled like it was the end of the world.
"Nooooooo!"
He begged and pleaded.
To no avail.
A small indifferent shrug from Fran who mused, "I think that you'll need to ran away now, you shark-eating fiend. Or else my shark-lover of a commander will hunt you down for eating his pet-no, his family and relatives."
It really was no surprise when the nervous blonde received a lengthy call from the long-haired shark commander.
Which was a sermon of sorts.
About his clumsiness, his idiocy and worst of all: disrespecting sharks and treating sharks as food.
It really was exceptional to see Squalo burn with such raging passion.
Then again, it is his pets, er family that is on the line.
"VOI!"
Squalo shouted his trademark yell with such force and continued with a much greater power.
"I'LL MASSACRE ALL YOUR DAMN HORSES THE NEXT TIME I HEAR THAT YOU PLACE A PRECIOUS SHARK MEAT ON YOUR MOUTH!"
Dino gaped. And pouted. And he finally cried.
He told his family members to secure the stables.
After all...
Hell hath no wrath than a shark-obsessed commander scorned.
Or something along those lines.
On Fran's side, the whole Varia, with the clear exception of Xanxus and the totally, downright raging Squalo, was weirded out by the complete amused expression his face showed that day.
He even had expression on his face!
Fran. Expression. Whistling. Happy.
The whole Varia Squad, with a few exceptions of the steeled officers, had to go to a therapy to insure their sanity.
Not that it helped.
After all...
They were all insane and eccentric in the first place.
A/N: I hope you did well on your first day, Rei-chan! And I hope that you remember about this scene, haha xD
I made the chapter extra long for everyone!
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