Rating: T
Pairing: Mundungus Fletcher/Eileen Prince
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Word Count: 251

Notes: This collection will be for the 100 pairing challenge. Each chapter will be a different pairing, and this collection will end when I get to 100 chapters. It should work that each story will be under 500 words.

Prostitute!AU.

100 Pairing Challenge

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: Flower Picking Season - (song) Risque by Cute is What We Aim For

The Friends Challenge: TOW The Cat - Write about Mundungus Fletcher.

The Most in a Month Competition Part II


Medically speaking you're adorable
And from what I hear you're quite affordable


Mundungus watches Eileen Prince as she loiters by an alleyway. She's absolutely adorable with her petite figure, dark as night eyes, black hair in a short bob, and heart-shaped face.

He is no stranger when it comes to hiring a woman for pleasure. Many men in this part of the UK buys prostitutes for a night of fun, and even a good number of the police officers look the other way.

Where to go to buy a woman? It's like the area's worst-kept secret.

Mundungus swallows when Eileen notices him. She flutters her eyelashes and gives him a come-hither smile. He knows she's quite affordable. She can't be a pricey as she might want to be because she has a son at home and needs as many clients as she can get in order to put food on the table. And if she's cheaper, more men become interested in her.

Mundungus walks over to her in a slow gait. "Hello. How much to have you for the whole night? With no interruptions?"

Eileen doesn't shudder in disgust like girls that aren't getting paid would if he approached them. "I only work until 4 am," she says, even though he knows that as he's one of her regulars.

Better to be safe than sorry in this kind of business, though.

"I know."

"$250," she answered his previous question.

Mundungus smirks. "Let's go then."

Eileen follows him to his car. She's definitely one of his favorites, and he'll always go back to her.