Everyone in the FECOD was enjoying their day as normal when they were confronted by the 6 Peins and Konan. The 7 of them stood in front of the FECOD defiantly.

"You guys are in front of the TV!" Indigo moaned.

"We need to talk to you guys." Pein said seriously.

"Alright then. Talk to us, Nagato." Superkella said lazily

"My name is Pein and we wanted to talk about the living arrangements here."

"What about them?" Kandy asked.

"We think they would be better without you in them." Pein replied.

There was a long pause as the FECOD tried to decipher what they were implying.

"…So… are we getting new rooms?" Dan asked in confusion.

"No you blithering idiots. We're kicking you out." Pein snapped.

All of the FECOD loudly protested against this.

"But the Akatsuki like us!" Vomvom yelled.

"We haven't been in this fucking fanfiction for at least 10 chapters!" Kisame yelled from another room.

"Shut up fish face!" Vomvom replied.

The Akatsuki all came into the front room and stared at the FECOD.

"Sorry but this organization would do better without you in it." Itachi shrugged.

"Yeah, un. You guys just do stupid shit all day! You don't even act like ninjas!" Deidara added.

"But…" Dan began.

"No. Get out." Pein cut him off.

"Can we at least get our stuff?" Indigo asked.

"No. It's ours now." Pein replied bluntly.

The Akatsuki pushed them towards the door. Dan dramatically turned around to make a final speech.

"Well we don't need you anyway! We are the FECOD! We don't need anybody's help!" He cried.

"That's nice." Zetsu's black half said impassively.

The Akatsuki then slammed the door on them and left them all standing on the river.

"…Now what?" Vomvom asked.

"We need to find a new hideout." Superkella announced.

The FECOD all scanned the area visually for a bit. Kandy Kid pointed to a big cave.
"What about that?" He asked hopefully.

"No Kandy. That's the Akatsuki's hideout." Princess said.

"Oh."

Dan pointed towards the sun set dramatically.

"We should head that way!" He cried.

"Why?" Superkella asked, unimpressed.

"It's the north star." Dan replied.

"It's the fucking SUN you dumbass!"

"Well whatever. I'm going that way."

"Well we're going this way." Superkella pointed left of where Dan was pointing. "We're going South."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Superkella turned South and began heading that way. The rest of Team Akuma followed in suit. Dan grumbled something about his undeniable sense of direction and began walking towards the sun.

"Come on, Princess." He ordered.

Princess stood in the same spot for a few seconds. Team Akuma disappeared into the forest and Princess watched them go.

"B…But I want to go North…" He whimpered.

"Why the hell do you want to go north?" Dan demanded.

"You wanted to go north in the first place!"

"But we're going East now!"

"That's west."

"That's what I meant to say!"

Princess turned north and began walking. Dan turned west and walked away as well.

Team Akuma were all thundering through the forest destroying things in their path when they encountered a familiar hideout. The boulder-door moved aside and Katie stood in the entrance.

"…What are you guys doing here?" She asked, folding her arms.

"Yeah!" Clarkson yelled from behind her.

"Shut the fuck up!" Katie snapped.

"Sorry."

"We're going to find a new hideout." Indigo announced.

"Where's dumb and dumber?"

"Probably dead by now." Superkella replied.

"Good." A sinister smile spread across Katie's face.

From inside the WHTECOD hideout, all the other members were curiously on looking the situation. Stan happened to see Team Akuma and instantly burst into gay sounding protest.

"Awww guurl! Them pants DO NOT go with that shirt! What the hell were you thinking putting that on!?" He cried.

Everyone turned to face him to see who he was addressing. Stan was staring directly at Vomvom with an eyebrow raised. Vomvom narrowed her eyes and cracked her knuckles.

"Shut the hell up." She whispered dangerously.

Stan smirked and poked his tongue out.

"You. Have. No. Fashion. Sense." He said slowly.

Vomvom let out a cry of anger and spear tackled Dan's non-evil twin to the ground. Stan's neck bent onto a 72 degree angle and made a loud snapping sound. Vomvom dropped Stan and wiped her hands off on her shirt. She then joined the rest of Team Akuma as if nothing had happened. Katie was glaring at her and looked ready to attack them all.

"What? He was a douche." Vomvom said defensively.

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to get members for this fucking group! I don't need you fuckwits killing them! Now piss off!" Katie growled as she slammed the boulder-door in their faces.

Team Akuma shrugged and walked on ahead.

Meanwhile

Dan moaned as his stomach growled. He clutched his torso and rested against a tree. He groaned loudly and dramatically and acted as if he were on his death bed.

"Oh cruel fate! Why must an insanely sexy man like me lay to waste! Why could I not be provided with some nourishment to soothe my hunger!" He cried melodramatically.

Dan then spotted a bush ripe with bright red berries. He gasped in delight and crawled over to the bush. He squeezed one of the many berries and red juice oozed from it. He grinned and ate as many as he could. No less than 2 minutes later, Dan's stomach felt even worse and he was in actual pain. He cried loudly and curled up into a ball. He still managed to make a dramatic speech.

"Damn those motherfucking inception berries!" He screamed. "They fucking poisoned me!"

Dan coughed and moaned loudly. He punched the ground and rolled back and forth while screaming. Dan glanced up at the sun as it disappeared over the horizon.

"What? NOOO! THE NORTH STAR IS GOOOONE!" He cried.

Dan threw a tantrum and screamed as loud as he could.

Meanwhile, thousands of inches away

Princess pulled his compass out from his back pocket and looked around. He observed his surroundings and continued North. In the distance, he could hear Dan howling about something. As Princess was walking, he tripped on the root of a tree. He fell over and put his hands out in front of him. He stood up and examined himself for injury.

"Oh no!" He cried in horror. "I broke a nail!"

Princess fell to his knees and yelled out 'no' loudly. He then curled up into a little ball of useless and rocked back and forth.

A/N: Ta da! This arc was written by Katie! Woo hoo! It will be continued by Chibi-Princess-Hime-Chan, Then Dan-Dan-The-Giraffe-Man-Who-Kidnaps-Girls-In-His-Pedo-Van.