What happened,
to that gorges face
every dude wanted
and every girl
swooned over,
or that hansom body
I had,
or when the worst
thing that happened to
my looks was I got
a piece of spinach
stuck in my strait and
perfect teeth,
but then my beauty
was ruined, like
when thousands
watched Miley Cyrus
twerk for the first time,
the children ran away,
yeah, well that's
what they do when
they see me,
I'm a monster,
My modeling carrier is over.
That Miley Cyrus reference, balm YouTube, * shiver's from the memory when the author saw the video for the first time* an image that I will never forget, and trust me, I've tried to forget. I saw what she looked like about 5 years ago and let me ask, WHAT THE FUCK?! Now don't mind me as I go off to my corner to hit my head agents the wall trying, most likely failing, to forget * shiver's* twerking.