I Don't Own Naruto Or RWBY


"Ok Ladies and Gentlemen here we are the last match of the second round, Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha of team EBNI of Beacon Academy, verses Nova Firestorm, and Lapis Oceiana of team NIKL (Nickel) of Atlas Academy" called Peter over the speakers as Naruto stood opposite his two female opponents.

Nova was eyeing him suspiciously, the woman had long red hair flowing down to her mid back. Her eyes were a bright yellow and narrowed towards Naruto, around the woman's neck was what Naruto assumed was her personal symbol in the form of a necklace a silver fireball. For a top the girl wore a small orange tube top leaving her naval exposed. The girl wore blood red baggy pants with a bright yellow belt to keep them up and black combat boots. Attached to her hip was a sheathed broadsword.

Lapis stood next to Nova looking at Naruto with a calculating gaze the woman herself had long dark blue hair tied into long twin pigtails, the girl had black eyes and that was all Naruto could see of her face as she had a black mask covering the bottom half of her face. For a top the woman had a dark blue black hooded zip up jumper done all of the way up, for pants the woman had dark blue and black camo patterned pants, for footwear the woman had simple blue sandals, attached to her back were a pair of blue hook swords.

"Good luck you two," spoke Naruto with a smile on his face.

"And to you as well," replied Nova as the roulette wheels that determined the terrain spun, slowing quickly to a stop revealing, a mountain range, open plains, tropical shallows and mountainous desert. Naruto glanced around as the terrain changed.

Deciding against toying with his opponents for a second time in a row Naruto pulled his staff off his back and drew his mother's katana.

Nova and Lapis quickly launched into action themselves, Lapis drew her hook swords and linked them together the two swords forming a rough crossbow shape before she quickly jumped back into the mountain range behind her.

Naruto ignored the blue haired girl instead choosing to focus on Nova who had drawn her broad sword however once it was in front of her the blade shot out longer and wider, changing from a broadsword to a large great sword much like Naruto's own Break Blade.

"Well then let's dance," declared Naruto his eyes morphing into the Sharingan as he charged forwards. Nova was shocked by the action as Naruto leapt over the red haired woman who quickly brought her giant blade up above her to block the strike from Naruto's katana as he flipped over her, however as the blond landed he jabbed the woman in the stomach with his staff the wind dust crystal end which quickly tossed the woman backwards into the water of the tropical shallows, Naruto turned to chase her when he heard a twang of high tension cord indicating that Lapis had fired her crossbow, however rather than blocking the bolt with his blade or simply dodging it Naruto pumped chakra to his eyes the two Sharingan eyes morphing into their Mangekyo forms before a large semi-transparent flaming purple ribcage formed around Naruto blocking the bolt from hitting him. His new technique shocked everyone present minus the lucky few people who had seen it and lived to tell the tale.

After activating his Susanoo Naruto sent a glance over his shoulder to where Lapis lay crossbow in hand terrified look plastered on her face before Naruto once more took off after Nova who at this point was trying to make her way to the ship beached near the outer edges of the arena, Naruto leapt ahead of her landing in front of the red haired woman, who instead of looking shocked or scared as he figured she would the woman wore a smirk.

"Take this," yelled Nova her giant blade splitting down the centre before the two halves of the blade moved to the side and began to spark and before Naruto could blink a large object came flying out of the gap between the blades launching Naruto back into the mast of the ship.

"Haha it seems that Naruto was unaware that Nova's great sword also functions as a Railgun," declared Peter over the loud speaker explaining the weapon to the crowd.

"Quite right Peter quite right the two halves of Nova's blade are infused with lightning dust to create the magnetism needed to accelerate the magnetic projectiles up to speed," explained Doctor Oobleck. Just as the mast of the ship creaked and fell down on top of Naruto

"That's got to hurt," muttered Nova looking at the destruction her weapon had brought with a satisfied smirk.

However that smirk turned to horror as the broken mast of the ship groaned and was pushed upwards from the break.

"Ok first of all ow that one might actually leave a mark, second of all that was unnecessary," spoke Naruto pushing the broken mast off of him before cracking his neck.

"N-n-no way that's impossible," stuttered Nova looking horrified as Naruto walked out of the rubble with not so much as a hair out of place.

"Oh sorry was that your attempt to put me down, yeah no you need a lot more power to do that," declared Naruto, before his hand snapped up and he wrapped his hands around a blue crossbow bolt. "You need to cut that shit out Lapis it's getting old," yelled Naruto to the now even more terrified woman as he dropped the bolt to the ground as Nova shook with anger before her blade once more became whole and she ran at Naruto swinging the blade over her head.

"Now I see why you're called Nova that's a red hot temper you got there," taunted Naruto leaping back from the red haired woman as she wildly slashed at Naruto.

"SHUT UP" screamed the woman running at Naruto swinging her weapon overhead only for Naruto to jump back avoiding the earth crushing strike.

"Temper, temper," taunted Naruto leaning against the railing of the ship.

"I'm going to get you, you son of a bitch," snarled Nova leaping upwards however while in mid-air her sword shrunk back down to a broadsword, Naruto brought his katana up against the weapon blocking the strike however using her momentum Nova spun around the blocked strike slamming her fist into Naruto's face, Naruto didn't even flinch as the woman's fist connected with his face.

Instead Naruto jumped up and slammed both of his feet into Nova's solar plexus throwing her backwards, Naruto landing a few feet back on his back, jumped to his feet to avoid another crossbow bolt however this time once the bolt landed where Naruto had just been it exploded into a fireball.

The crowd gasped as Naruto was engulfed in the fireball, however a second later the blond leapt out of the fire landing practically unharmed in the waters of the shallows.

After landing Naruto ran forwards through the water before once more locking blades with Nova, Naruto having sheathed his staff when leaping out of the fireball pushed against Nova's broadsword with both hands on his katana, Nova was clearly losing their contest as she had both hands on her weapon too and her knees were just shy of buckling from the force of Naruto's attack, however Naruto swiftly delivered a sweeping kick, knocking Nova down, and before she could even get back up Naruto slammed his fist into her face knocking the red head out.

Upon being sure she was unconscious and out of the fight Naruto stood up once more before looking to where he could sense Lapis, who was covering behind a rock at the top of the mountain range.

At a lightning fast speed Naruto bolted across the arena and into the mountain range, before jumping up to the top of the mountains avoiding numerous crossbow bolts fired by Lapis before flipping over and landing on top of the mountain opposite Lapis.

The blue haired woman looked to Naruto scared as she quickly unhooked her weapons turning them back to hook swords, Naruto just stood there calmly waiting for her to finish her task.

After her swords were separated Lapis charged forwards leaping into the air spinning bringing her blades down on Naruto, who stood still as the hooks of the hook swords hooked onto Naruto's katana as she landed before yanking the weapon out of Naruto's hands. Naruto quirked a brow with a smirk as Lapis launched her foot forwards towards Naruto's solar plexus, Naruto caught the outstretched limb before throwing Lapis over his head over the edge of the cliff before running for his katana.

Lapis didn't fall far before she managed to hook onto the rocks of the mountain stopping her suddenly before she started to climb back up to the top of the mountain, however before she managed to climb much distance a glowing chain fell down the cliff falling next to her. Looking up to the origin of the chain she saw Naruto with the chain coming out of his hand and his other hand unoccupied.

"Grab on," called Naruto with a roll of the eyes.

"Why should I? You'll just drop me," questioned Lapis.

"If I wanted to do that I would shoot you in the head," spoke Naruto.

"Fine," replied Lapis hooking onto the chain before Naruto pulled her back to the top of the mountain, once the woman reached the top and was back on solid ground Naruto leapt backwards and drew his katana.

"You're an unusual one Uzumaki I'll give you that," spoke Lapis, Naruto just smirked dropping into his stance.

Lapis too dropped into a fighting stance before running forwards, Naruto doing the same, the two warriors clashed at the centre of the mountain Lapis once more trying to disarm Naruto however this time Naruto deflected her swords before spinning around the blue haired woman elbowing her in the back. Lapis stumbled forwards before turning around and hooking Naruto's ankle with her weapon, however instead of pulling his foot out from under him Naruto yanked Lapis forwards by her weapon before slamming his foot into her face.

Lapis groaned clutching her nose before Naruto jumped at her kicking her in the side of the head throwing the woman aside. Quickly rolling to avoid another kick from Naruto Lapis leapt to her feet before hooking her weapons together by the hook before swinging them at Naruto hoping the extra length would prove advantageous, however that was not the case as Naruto snatched the handle of the second sword and use it to pull the weapons out of Lapis' hands before spinning forwards and catching Lapis in a hold with his sword at her throat.

"Yield," ordered Naruto getting a vigorous nod from Lapis.

"Hahaha and there you have it folks another well fought bout from both teams EBNI and NIKL but it appears that Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha has once more emerged victorious," spoke Peter through the loud speaker.

"Quite right Peter quite right, young Naruto once again emerges victorious however this time showing his great strength and his almost unrivalled skill in open combat," spoke Doctor Oobleck.

"And with that the last day of the second round draws to a close, we hope to see you all here bright and early for the beginning of the finals tomorrow," spoke Peter as Naruto leapt from the descending mountain to the ground before walking out of the arena.

Stepping out of the arena floor Naruto was tackle hugged by a white blur.

"You were awesome Papa," declared Nebula hugging Naruto.

"Thanks Princess," replied Naruto lifting his daughter to his shoulder.

"Good job out there Ototo," declared Anko stepping up to Naruto, who smirked at the purple haired woman.

"That was a well fought match but did you need to toy with them so much?" asked Shizune looking to Naruto with a quirked brow.

"If I had gone all out I would never get a match people would forfeit the moment they were pitted against me," spoke Naruto annoyed.

"You sound quite sure of your skills, or are you just arrogant?" asked Tai looking to Naruto.

"Confident not arrogant, just ask your oldest daughter or your wife if you don't believe me," replied Naruto with a smirk causing Tai to look to Yang and Raven with a quirked brow.

"Still you did really good out there Naruto," spoke Elaura with a grin.

"Thanks Elaura," said Naruto grinning back at the Vixen

"Sorry to interrupt this ego stroking session but Ozpin needs to see you Naruto," declared Glynda walking up to the group.

"Sorry everybody got to go," declared Naruto smirking before handing Nebula back to her mother before walking passed the crowd Glynda stepping beside him before taking his hand and the two vanished in a swirl of leaves.


#Base Of Beacon Tower#

Naruto and Glynda appeared at the bottom of the tower before walking into the elevator.

"Great job out there Naruto," spoke Glynda hugging Naruto kissing his cheek.

"Was there any doubt?" asked Naruto wrapping his arms around the blond woman, gently but cheekily squeezing her butt, Glynda moaned slightly before Naruto captured her lips in a kiss.

"You don't have plans tonight right?" questioned Glynda leaning against Naruto.

"I promised you tonight and I plan to keep that," replied Naruto.

"Good I want you in my room at seven tonight and don't plan on leaving any time until tomorrow," spoke Glynda.

"Sounds fun," said Naruto with a smirk before gently kissing Glynda once more just before the elevator doors opened.

"We have to do this now Ozpin, we won't get another chance," yelled the voice of Ironwood.

"No, Ironwood, we told Naruto we wouldn't and you know damn well if we cross him we're signing our death warrants," declared Ozpin.

"You two better not be discussing what it sounds like you are," spoke Naruto narrowing his eyes stepping out of the elevator.

"Naruto please you have to see-" began Ironwood.

"NO" snarled Naruto Youkai leaking into his voice as he glared at Ironwood a red glow coming from around his mask. "I will save Amber, you will not transfer her powers to someone else, you so much as suggest it again Ironwood and Cinder will be the least of your problems," declared Naruto narrowing his eyes glaring at Ironwood.

"We have no other choice Ruby isn't ready to face Cinder and-" began Ironwood only for Naruto to hold up his hand towards the man as if to choke him before Ironwood flew off his feet and into Naruto's grip.

"Even if Cinder held the power of ALL OF THE MAIDENS SHE COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO ME," roared Naruto the elements beginning to dance around the blond. "And I know for damn sure that she doesn't even hold the entire power of one of the maidens," growled Naruto throwing Ironwood towards a wall. Slamming into the wall Ironwood coughed as he caught his breath.

"If she stole the powers of one of the maidens she could have-" wheezed Ironwood.

"Stolen another Maiden's power? No she couldn't because I have been keeping tabs on the other Maidens," declared Naruto shocking all three other people present in the room.

"How we don't even know who they are?" questioned Ozpin.

"No you don't know who they are I worked it out a week ago and have had clones on them ever since," declared the blond.

"Who are they we need to start tr-" began Ironwood only for a glare from Naruto to silence him.

"No I will not allow that, one is too young to begin her training and the other already has too much on her plate at the moment," growled Naruto glaring at Ironwood daring him to challenge what he was saying.

"Too young? Too much on their plate? You're saying Nebula and Elaura are the other two maidens?" questioned Glynda looking to Naruto shocked, only for him to glance back at her slightly before nodding shocking Ironwood and Ozpin.

"Don't even think about it Ironwood, you so much as mention the maidens to my daughter and my Vixen and I'll murder you before you can blink," declared Naruto before turning to Glynda. "I'll see you later," spoke Naruto kissing Glynda's cheek before leaving the room.


#The Next Morning#

Naruto stood with the rest of the finalists Weiss, Pyrrha, Sun, Mercury, Penny and four other contestants the blond didn't know the names of.

"WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE BEGINNING OF THE FINAL ROUND OF THIS THE FORTIETH VYTAL FESTIVAL," called Peter over the loud speakers before a roar of cheers erupted from the crowd.

"That's right Peter, that's right exciting times exciting times indeed, we should get started on these matches which will once again be determined by randomiser," declared Professor Oobleck.

"Ha ha quite so quite so indeed, let the randomising begin," called Peter as the 'randomiser' began spinning going to select the two student's duking it out.

After a few moments of spinning the two spinners began to slow to a stop, coming to a halt on Naruto and Sun.

"Well it appears we will be enjoying a matchup of Sun Wukong of Haven academy's SSSN and Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha of Beacon academy's EBNI," declared Professor Port, Naruto and Sun turning to face each other on the platform as those not a part of the match walked off of the platform leaving the two men alone, once the last unnecessary person was off of the platform it quickly rose into the air and Naruto turned to Sun.

"Well while it would be fun to fight you one on one Sun there is someone else who requires my attention," spoke Naruto getting a confused look from Sun. "Isn't that right …Itachi?"


Alright chapter over

First of all Ho fucking Ho (Or acceptable substitute as per you religion or choice of holiday)

anyway as a present for all of you you get an extra chapter for each of my three active stories

but don't expect another chapter until the new year as i plan to spend the rest of the year in one of two states, completely plastered or recovering from being completely plastered

alright kicking us off this time we have Naruto's fight against two members of team NIKL

then another group meeting with Ozpin, Ironwood, Glynda and Naruto ending with Naruto revealing Elaura and Nebula as the last maidens and threatening Ironwood in the process

before skipping over Naruto and Glynda's night (Which will be the next chapter)

and ending on a cliffhanger involving Itachi which wont be answered for two chapters mwahahaha

Yes i am evil and i am fucking proud of it

anywho once more merry Christmas Or acceptable substitute as per you religion or choice of holiday

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