Hello James!
Yeah, I really get so fed up with formal-ness. It always bugs me how snobbish England can be sometimes about what you must call him! When I first became independent (after a month of refusing to talk to me) he was all snitty and would only answer to 'Mr. England' or 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'! That's just big-headed!
I'm sorry to hear about the ice-shelves. I don't want global warming to hurt you! From now on, I'm a GREEN country (... umm... well, I already was, but I think you get what I mean).
My brothers... Well
1. Wales is a hippy who is always trying to 'spread the love'. That really
gets on my nerves.
2. Northern Ireland keeps on picking on me and pulling my hair! :'( It really
hurts!
3. Scotland is always drunk and starting fights and he gives me head-aches.
4. England is nice... deep down but he never sees me or talks to me any more! Only when he's looking for publicity (like the whole Queen coming to visit). That was the first time I saw him in ages, and it was only a day!
I can't imagine what it's like for somebody to just claim bits of you... that must be horrible! Oh well, if Artie tries anything, contact me and I'll fix him for you! :)
Iona
xxx
Iona
England can be a jerk sometimes, I really hate people like that, I hate formalness and I really hate it when you have to call someone by their last name, it doesn't sound right. I also find it quite difficult.
The ice shelves went years ago, don't worry, I get what you mean by green country. I don't know why but the sentence I just wrote, just cracked me up.
You have a lot of brothers, four is a lot to me. I think my only sibling is Arctic, I haven't met Arctic, because he/she is at the other end of the globe. Up north, I'm down south, well that was last time I checked.
I think Northen Ireland is jealous and wants long hair like yours, that is if it is long. Do you think he would like a wig from me for Christmas or something?
I guess that you and England don't see eachother much. My only question is, do you all look alike? Same hair colour/ eye colour/ etc.?
I'm glad it doesn't happen anymore, but when Russia came on an Expedition to Antarctica, I was terrified, Russia scares the hell out of me.
James