Chapter Thirteen: Shadow's escape

Shadow's boys wanted him out of the place he was currently breathing and existing in. And they wanted him now. One of the boys called up Sonic.

"Who the fuck is this?" Sonic demanded to know

"Fuck you bitch. Where's Shadow?"

"Fuck Shadow and fuck dead Rouge" Sonic yelled.

On the other end, Daffy punched Sonic in the stomach.

"Fine... I've got nothing going on until midnight. Where are you?" Sonic asked.

To God,

I, your God, have interrupted the story to inform the readers that the writer is a fool. Thou shalt fall before Me and pronounce himself defeated. All who dare test the might of God the Almighty shall be vanquished.

So says I!

To Shadow,

Shadow wanted a gun to be in his pocket. He saw that the bagman was back. As the bagman walked into view, Shadow noted bagman was called bagman due to the bag on his head and not because he was a bitch like Shadow first assumed.

Shadow really wanted a cigar. He could just breakout of his imprisonment, but the government would find out and fuck him. He didn't like the government nor did he like the Anti-government, terrorist or wearing slacks on Wednesdays.

"Fuck this shit" Shadow muttered to himself.

He decided to stare at the bagman while masterubating ferociously but realized the bagman was pointing at him. "What the fuck" Shadow muttered yet again.

The birds had returned.

"FUCK YOU BITCH!" Shadow screamed.

"Listen, we're here to make a deal with you" a bird said. It climbed into the cell. "I'm listening" Shadow replied as he folded his arms in all his edgy glory. Linkin Park "In the end" starts playing as the camera repeatedly zooms in and out of Shadow's face. But this happened in black and white, Shadow's eyes are glowing red and an angry face emoji rests in the bottom two corners of the screen. There's a tagline:

- "Where are those DAMN Chaos Emeralds?"-

"What the fuck is this shit?" The bird asked.

An eye brow on Shadow's face rose a bit.

"Never mind" the bird continued, "Listen, I need you to kill the mayor"

"Fuck you bitch" Shadow responded, "I'll kill you, shove your corpse up my ass and shit you out tomorrow"

"Fuck this guy. We can kill the mayor ourselves!" An outside bird said. The bird inside pulled out a gun and killed the disrespectful little bitch ass motherfucking cunt ass bird traitorous scumbag fuck face ass bitch. They could not kill the mayor, only Shadow could. The bird higher ups wanted this. Even if they tried to assassinate each other, they knew the power Shadow had.

"Do it Shadow and you'll be free" the bird urged, "Do it for I am Nazuun. I have only said my name because the writer wanted a clear difference between me and the other birds. No other reason"

"Fine. I'll do it" Shadow said.

"No you won't" Smoky the bear chimed in.

"Fuck you bitch!" Shadow yelled, "If I had my phone I'd call my boys on you"

"But you don't! I do" Smoky yelled triumphantly.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Shadow screamed, "Don't call my boys on me..." Shadow had at this point fallen to the ground, defeated.

"That's right bitch!" Smoky walked over to the cell, unlocked it and went in to slap Shadow.

"I'll kill you!" Nazuun yelled. He fired his gun at Smoky. But the bear was too quick and dodged that shit. He snapped Nazuun's neck.

"No!" The birds outside all cried and flew away. Shadow knew they'd be back.

To Tails,

Tails called Daffy's secret girlfriend. She went back to being unnamed because I'm too lazy to go back and check to see if I named her yet. Don't worry as I'll remove this part in the editing process of writing this story chapter as I have that power.

"My name is Lena" Daffy's secret girlfriend explained to the writer.

Fuck you bitch. Anyway, Tails called Lena in an attempt to sell her things so he could have pocket money for snacks.

"Do you want to buy some stuff from a real scientist?" Tails asked.

"No thanks. Who gave you this number?" Lena asked

"God" Tails said.

"What?"

"Fine. God's a bitch anyway. I got the number from Daffy. I took his phone to try to scam people from China but decided to go through his contacts. I saw your number and decided to memorize it and call you"

"Well... I'll just have to talk to that boyfriend of mine"

"Fuck that bitch ass punk! I'll whoop his ass"

Tails hung up. He turned back to Luigi and... God.

"Fuck you bitch!" Tails yelled at God.

To Sonic,

Sonic had used the Chaos Emerald he stole from Mr. Gold to teleport him and Daffy to the park. There they met up with Shadow's boys. "We're here" Sonic yelled.

One of Shadow's boy, someone calling himself S-Dog, punched Sonic in the face.

Daffy jumped back and yelled "I knew this was a trap!"

"Fuck you bitch!" Boy Dark yelled. Another of Shadow's boys, "I'll fuck you up"

Boy Dark pulled out a knife, Daffy pulled out a grenade. "I'll kill everyone here!"

"Do it Daffy!" Sonic cried out as he dodged a blow from S-Dog. "Fuck you bitch! We want our boss back" S-Dog said.

"Why are you attacking us?" Daffy asked.

"Not sure. But we have to rap right now!" Dogz Breath said.

"Shut up Dogz Breath" S-Dog whispered into the ground.

"What the fuck is this shit? Let's just go get Shadow...NOW!" Sonic yelled. Everyone agreed and nodded ferociously. One of the boys pulled out a gun and fired it in the air. A nearby park ranger heard and went to investigate. "What's going on here?" He asked.

Daffy disappeared into the shadows just as Boy Dark pulled out a dagger and flung it at the ranger. The ranger's neck was impaled by the dagger and he fell to the floor to bleed out. Sonic walked over to the body with a drawn gun and shot the dying man in the head. "Bitch" Sonic said.

He looked back at Shadow's boys, "Alright people! Let's get the fucking move on and save Shadow!" Sonic yelled.

There were 79 people gathered for this assault on the park. S-Dog and Boy Dark were top people in Shadow's gang of people with fucking ridiculously stupid names. "Fuck you bitch!" S-Dog said as he got into Sonic's face, "I'll fucking slam your head into that tree over there" he pointed at a purple tree. The tree dropped red bananas and green apples sweeter than the sweetest of all candies.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! I AM YOUR MESSIAH SENT TO SAVE YOUR LEADER!" Sonic shouted. He slapped S-Dog and ran over to Boy Dark and slapped him too.

"Bitch ass punk..." Boy Dark said while wiping his face with both hands to appear weaken when in reality he was enraged. He wanted Sonic to die but couldn't confront him until after Shadow was rescued.

Sonic pulled out a couple of wine bottles from a pocket dimensional rift in the reality. He drank a full one to himself before a couple of the boys took them by force. "YOU BASTARDS!" Sonic shouted.

To Daffy,

Daffy had arrived at the park ranger's office. Inside was Ranger Smith from Jellystone park. "What the fuck are you doing here bitch?" Daffy yelled. The park office went quiet. "Why are you here Daffy?" Ranger Smith asked.

"Fuck you bitch!"

Ranger Smith sighed. "Look, whatever it is... Just leave"

"No! You can't make me! His boys are on their way right this moment! They are clearing the pass as we speak!" Daffy yelled.

"Who's boys?" a random ranger asked.

"SHADOW'S!" Daffy waved his armed around frantically, "SHADOW THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG"

Ranger Smith looked around the office, "You're keeping Shadow the hedgehog locked up here at the park knowing full well he's a leader of a gang that's more than willing to burn everything down to free him?"

No one answered that question.

"I've got to start looking for a new job. Everything is going to shit. First Yogi and now this..."

"What are we going to do about Shadow's boys?" Another ranger asked.

"Who captured Shadow the first time?"

"Smoky the bear and his elf group. There were a total of 20 or so members. We have here currently a staff of 15. But it was that duck over there who knocked Shadow out" a ranger explained.

"Smoky?!" Ranger Smith blurted out. "Goddamnit..." He face palmed and turned to face Daffy, "Is it just his 'boys' or are there more people?"

"Sonic's with them and he's got a Chaos Emerald with him" Daffy explained.

"I guess we have no choice but to go on the defensive" Ranger Smith said.

"Fuck you bitch!" Daffy yelled. He ran and punched Ranger Smith in the face.

To Shadow,

The bagman was still there... Watching.

"Who the fuck are you?" Smoky asked.

Bagman said nothing.

Smoky walked over to the cell window. Shadow would have taken this chance to attack the bear, but curiosity won him over. "Who is that man?" Shadow asked.

"I'm not sure. This is the first to!e I've ever seen him"

"Well he's shown up at my cell windows a few times. I thought he might of been an enemy to the park"

"Perhaps... We'll ignore him for now. Although I'm surprised you haven't attempted to escape nor have you attacked me"

Shadow folded his arms, "It's because my boys are on their way here. I can feel it in my balls. Go check with your staff. My boys are coming for me"

Smoky rubbed his chin. After locking Shadow's cell, he left without a word.

"Bitch" Shadow said

Shadow turned to the bagman. "Who the fuck are you?"

Bagman still said nothing.

Shadow stared as the bagman picked up a piece of cheese and began ripping off chunks of it. Shadow didn't have any crackers, Ham or butter to help with the process that the bagman was going through. What was he going to do? Nothing.

To Sonic,

Sonic and the boys slowly crept up on the ranger's office rather quickly. They were surprised that they were able to get to the place so fast. But outside the office were the elves and Smoky the bear. Beside him were a few rangers, Daffy and possibly Lena and Ranger Smith.

"You're late!" Smoky announced.

"Fuck yuou bitch" Sonic said, "You know why we're here"

"You're not going to win this time Sonic" Daffy said as he walked to stand beside Smoky, along with Ranger Smith and Lena.

"I'll fuck you up bitch!" Sonic yelled.

S-Dog pushed Sonic out of the way, "Fuck this shit. We're here to free our boss and kill everyone here!"

"I'll strangle your parents and your grandparents!" Daffy yelled.

"Shut the fuck up duck. I can't wait to fuck your dead corpse!" Dogz Breath yelled as he slapped his groin.

"Look. We can just give you him. We'll give you Shadow if you promise to leave!" Ranger Smith pleaded. Smoky walked over to Ranger Smith and punched him in the face.

Smith took a step back. "BASTARD! You will be reported!"

"Shut the fuck up Smith. The hedgehog stays locked here!" Smoky yelled, he turned to address his small army, "Let's kill these fools!"

Lena pulled Smith and Daffy away from Smoky, "We gotta go!"

"Where you going Duck!" Dogs Breath yelled. He began to charge forward. Seeing this, Smoky's force surged forward. Shadow's boys also charged and the battle began.

Sonic flew at Smoky yelling, "I'll fuck you up bitch!"

Lena managed to get Ranger Smith safely inside the office building. Daffy had begun his fight with Dogz Breath.

Shadow's boys were quickly overtaking the elves and rangers. S-Dog beheaded an elf with a saw blade. He began to rub the decapitated head against his butt.

Sonic's fight with Smoky was going bad. As Sonic barely dodged a fierce punch. "Shit... How strong are you?" Sonic asked. "I'm far above you. Fast" Smoky laughed. He floated into the sky as his muscles grew bigger. His shirt exploded into a thousand pieces of dirt. "BEHOLD MY POWER AS A BARBONE" Smoky announced.

Sonic noted that he could not possibly stand up to such power, even if he had 3 Emeralds. He only had 1 and Tails had the other 3.

"Damnit!" Sonic yelled.

Dogz Breath tackled Daffy and began to bite him. With his arms pinned, he had only one thing he could do.

To die.

But with Smoky's strange transformation, Dogz Breath was momentarily distracted. This gave Daffy the chance to free a arm, pull out his gun and kill the fool who dared to bite him. "Fuck you bitch!" Daffy yelled as he shot and killed Dogz Breath. Now I don't have to write this stupid name anymore.

Sonic stared up at Smoky and his vast power. S-Dog ran and slapped Sonic like a bitch. "Fuck you punk! Now we gonna die!"

Sonic slammed his fist into S-Dog's stomach. "Shut up bitch!"

The two then turned to Smoky who was still powering up. Shadow's boys had by then taken out the rangers and elves but suffered heavy causalities. 29 people from the gang died. This included Dogz Breath.

Smoky had noted this and hovered his hand in the direction of Boy Dark. "Oh no..." Boy Dark whispered as his head exploded. "Shit..." Sonic said.

Daffy knew his group had won. Soon Sonic and Shadow's boys would be dead. But this would not be a good thing. Daffy took a step forward to drastically change sides yet again. He knew his secret girlfriend would approve as Smoky got the rangers from this park all killed. He looked over to Sonic and called out, "Sonic! Burn down the forest!"

Sonic looked over to Daffy, pulled out a lighter and nodded.

As Sonic ran into the forest, Smoky flew at Daffy and began to strangle him. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS DUCK!"

S-Dog and Shadow's boys all charged at Smoky. Some fired guns at Smoky, but the bullets bounced off him. Smoky threw Daffy at S-Dog as he began to contend with the remaining fools.

S-Dog pushed Daffy off of him. "Don't worry double agent, our drop planes will drop fire bombs on the forest. We'll kill the nature with our power!"

Shadow's boys numbered in the low thousands. 3 thousand to be exact. Being connected to the government, he was given certain special gifts and his own land. Technically, Smoky was breaking the law by keeping Shadow prisoner.

Soon the sounds of planes filled the air. 20 planes in total dropped sixteen bombs each that covered the area with fire. "YOU!" Smoky yelled.

Smoky flew up and destroyed half of them.

Sonic came back to the scene as he didn't want to fucking die. "How are we going to kill him?"

Lena and Ranger Smith exited the park office with Shadow and bagman. They entered the conversation, "We don't. Let's get the fuck out of here!" Shadow yelled.

Sonic revealed his Chaos Emerald. The remaining boys, Lena, Smith, Daffy, bagman and Shadow all bunched together allowing Sonic to teleport them away. Just as this happened, the remaining planes crashed into Smoky and the office which thus distracted him long enough to allow an escape to happen.