Author's note: Sorry for the long wait but the internet in school crashed and so there was NO INTERNET! My life has never been so boring. And then I was just too lazy to update to update.
Disclaimer: Yes I own les mis. I am also sat in my French alpine chalet drinking claret wine and eating bacon
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IT'S ENJY'S BIRTHDAY, LET'S THROW HIM A PARTY! Or maybe not…
Grantaire: Everyone put on the party hats and get the noisy making whistle things.
Me: Why… *insert yawn* it's seven in the morning.
Grantaire: its Enjy-pig's birthday!
Marius: You remember his but not mine.
Courfeyrac: That's because no one cares about you!
Marius: That's not true… Cosette cares about me.
Cosette: …..
Marius: ... really….
Cosette: I'm sorry Marius but… no
Marius: *runs away crying*
Feuilly: WOW, So much drama. But IT IS TOO FREAKING EARLY FOR POLAND'S SAKE!
Grantaire: Ok on the count of three… Uno, dos-
Me: I CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH NEVER MIND SPANISH!
Feuilly: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SPANISH WHEN WE ARE FRENCH!
Courfeyrac: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!
Grantaire: EVERYONE STOP SHOUTING!
Enjolras: please… just shut up.
Grantaire: Guys you ruined the surprise.
Enjolras: What surprise?
Grantaire: *insert hissy fit*
Me: Was that necessary?
Grantaire: Yes.
*later on that day.*
Hardy: HEHEHEHE my evil plans should come together. By the end of tonight I will be the ruler of north France mwhahahahaha!
Max: Dude just give up… you are too weak to even climb the barricade.
Hardy: leave you insipid being.
Max: What does in-ins-s-sipid mean?
Hardy: I'm leaving before I catch idiot from you .
Enjolras: Why are you lot being so quiet. It is very unnerving.
Me: Well everyone has gone shopping for… um… erm stuff.
Enjolras: So convincing. If you want me to believe you give me a bit more conviction.
Me: Leave me alone I'm *extremely fake cough* very ill. I think I'm going to sleep.
Enjolras: Ok. But tell me why R was having a fit this morning.
Me: He may have been ever so slightly drunk.
Enjolras: Hmmmm
Me: Right…. Well… I'm going now. See ya later.
*Three hours later.*
Grantaire: Ok everything is ready. Courfeyrac, did you get the food?
Courfeyrac: Ya.
Grantaire: Cosette, did you get Princess Marius to calm down.
Cosette: Yup
Grantaire: And I've got the alcohol. All's go then.
Enjolras: What's all go?
Grantaire: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLONDE!
Enjolras: OH NO! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
Grantaire: We did now shut up and put the hat on!
Enjolras: NEVER!
*Grantaire chases Enjolras with the party hat.*
Courfeyrac: You lot are such children. *sips beer.*
Me: There is a sparkly, pink unicorn piñata! GIVE ME IT NOW!
Courfeyrac: Yep, children.
Bahorel: Ring around the rosies
A pocket full of posies
A tissue, a tissue we all fall down.
Jehan: You do now that song is about people dying of the plague
Joly: WHO HAS THE PLAGUE! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
*We lock Joly in the wardrobe.*
Enjolras: I think Grantaire is drunk… again
Grantaire: Let us battle our foes; the coconuts.
Me: Nah, this is a sugar rush more than anything.
Grantaire: It's time to sing Happy Birthday
Everyone: Hap-
*the barricade suddenly sets on fire.*
Enjolras: My barricade *faints*
To be continued….
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Author's note: Mwhahahahaha I have split this one in half just to annoy you all. MWHAHAHAHA!
So anyway I wrote this while babysitting… so basically I'm getting paid to keep an eye on a baby and write this while watching TV. Great.
So right now I'm on half term… woo no school... internet and edible food.
Izfish you do know that these people NEVER EXISITED SO CAN NOT THEROITICALLY BE DEAD? So if you are going to kick off saying they are dead well they never existed so umm… yeah.
Well bye for now and I'll update soon… or until I can be bothered to write xxxxx