Hiya!! Sorry it took so long to update this story – I was too busy writing up chappies of "Plotline Parodies" that I've pretty much almost forgotten this one…Anyway thanks to everyone who has reviewed this story!!!
Disclaimer: Seriously guys, I am not Stephenie Meyer.
TDIB: Okay, guys, can you please stop the fighting? Believe it or not, I don't want to have my interviews interrupted by fan girls randomly punching each other, okay?
ThisIsMyDisguise: -calls out- PARTY POOPER!!
TDIB: -glares at ThisIsMyDisguise before continuing- Anyway, our next guest today has only recently been getting in touch with her more social side after years of hiding and being unnoticed at school. Please make her feel welcome – Shy Kim!!!
-The fans clap and cheer as SK self-consciously makes her way slowly towards her seat-
TDIB: Hey Kim! How are you today?
SK: -whispers nervously- Um, er, great…-blushes-
TDIB: -smiles reassuringly- It's okay to be nervous, but it would be great if you could overcome it…
SK: -nods before biting her nails-
TDIB: Anyway, how's your day so far?
SK: -whispers- It was okay, I guess…-with a faraway look- Jared took me to Port Angeles an-
Kythi Ravenswing: -pipes up- Did you just said Jared?! Oh my God, do you know anything about Quil?!
TDIB: -impatiently- I thought Quil was living with you.
Kythi Ravenswing: Yeah, but he escaped. Again.
TDIB: -mutters- I wonder why…
Kythi Ravenswing: -ignores TDIB- So do you? PLEASE SAY YES, BECAUSE I CANNOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT MY QUIL-LY POO!!!
SK: -ponders- Um…are you that person called…Kythi…Kythi something Wing…Eaglewing?
Kythi Ravenswing: It's Ravenswing, Kim…So do you?!
SK: Um…not really…
Kythi Ravenswing: -snorts- You hang around werewolves, and you don't even know my little puppy dog Quil?!
SK: -looks taken back and blushes- Well, I only hang around one werewolf…the others are a bit intimidating…
Kythi Ravenswing: -takes out an Evil Pokeball of DOOOOOOOOOM- You got to be kidding, aren't you? –Walks towards her on stage- Look, tell me everything you know about Quil, or otherwise I'll release my Quil Jnr…in this case, my Growlithe.
TheImmortalKlutz: -stands up- GUYS!!! CAN YOU STOP STEALING MY POKEMONS OF DOOM?!
Naomi Cullen/EdwardXBella4va/Kythi Ravenswing: -in unison- Nooooooo…
TDIB: Dude, stop scaring the poor girl! Look at her!!! –Gestures to SK's really pale face-
SK: -shakily- Um, it's okay…-sounds scared- Growlithe?
Kythi Ravenswing: -smugly- Allow me to demonstra-
TDIB: -interrupts Kythi Ravenswing- No, you are not going to demonstrate anything, okay?!
Kythi Ravenswing: -scowls angrily- Fine, where is Quil? –Twists Pokeball ominously-
SK: -eyes Pokeball- Erm…to be honest with you…um…I'm not really suppose to tell you an- -Sees Kythi Ravenswing about to throw the ball and shouts- QUIL IS CURRENTLY SEEKING PROTECTION WITH THE CULLENS AND THE REST OF THE PACK, AND HAS PLACED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! –Pants-
Kythi Ravenswing: -smiles- Good girl…That wasn't so bad now, was it?
SK: -is on the verge of tears-
TDIB: -impatiently- Now can you go?!
Kythi Ravenswing: Yeah, yeah, I'll be off to see Quil! –Walks off-
TDIB: -sighs- Ugh, she's starting to give me the shits…
SK: -nervous laugh-
TDIB: Anyway, so before we were rudely interrupted, how was your day?
SK: Um, Jared took me to Port Angeles and into an Italian restaurant called La Bella Italia an-
TheImmortalKlutz: -shouts- OOOH! THAT'S THE RESTAURANT THAT BELLA WENT TO IN TWILIGHT WHEN EDWARD REVEALED THAT HE'S A VAMPIRE!!!
MRAJ: Well, thank you, Little Miss Obvious…
TheImmortalKlutz: -stands up- Are you making fun of my height?!
LoveSinger12: -snorts- More like lack of height…
TDIB: Guys, can I get on with the interview?!
TheImmortalKlutz/MRAJ/LoveSinger12: -mumbles- Sorry…
TDIB: -turns back to SK- So, you were at La Bella Italia and?
SK: Oh! Um-
TeamVampire: -pipes up- Did you have mushroom ravioli?!
TDIB: PEOPLE!!! STOP FREAKING INTERRUPTING ME!!!
Bookluver142: But it's fun!!! And I like cookies!!!
Twilightfan21: -screams- ME TOO!!! ESPECIALLY TRIPLE CHOC CHIP!!!
TDIB: GUYS!!! HOW DID WE GET TO THE TOPIC OF COOKIES?!
Bookluver142: -sheepishly- Um…I don't really know…
TDIB: -rolls eyes- Anyway, so you were at La Bella Italia, and?
SK: Um…we ate and talk, Jared paid the bill like the gentleman he is, we took a drive around the area, and we..um…you know…-blushes-
cullencutie08: -wolf whistles- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
Number-1-JASPER-fangirl: -calls out- HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!!!
SK: -in a desperate voice- No no, that's not what I mean an-
SparklingTopazEyes: -grins- Was he good?
MRAJ: -clasps hands over her mouth- Oh my God, you didn't…
SK: -whispers something in TDIB's ear-
TDIB: GIRLS!!! She did not do the deed with Jared!!! She didn't go that far…
twilite addict: -mutters to herself- Oh yeah, disappoint us, why don't you…
TDIB: Anyway, moving on, why were you so shy?
SK: -cocks head to one side- I don't really know actually…I just feel like an outsider, a puzzle piece that never quite fits. It wasn't until I started dating Jared that I've finally made an effort to try to overcome my shyness. –Blushes-
TeamVampire: Awww…
La tua Cantante101: -wipes away imaginary tears- That's so sweet…
TDIB: -smiles- That's great!
SK: -blushes some more- Yeah, I know-
-Is interrupted by Jared running on stage half-naked-
Fan Girls: -hyperventilates- Ahh…so…hot…-faints-
Jared: -scoops up SK bridal style- Are you all right sweetheart?! You look flushed! –Glares at TDIB- What did you do to her?! Why did you scare her?!
TDIB: -looks nervous- Um, I didn't mean to…er, I honestly didn't do anything…ah…-turns to Fan Girls- Now look what you did!!! You incurred the wrath of Jared!!!
LoveSinger12: -shrugs- Yeah, well it's fun to see you in a really awkward position, even if it is a bit sadistic…
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: -pipes up- LIKE JAMES!!!
Bookluver142: -stands up- Quit talking about James, bitch!!! –Slaps her in the face-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: -pants- You just released the wrath of James, idiot! –Kicks Bookluver142 in the stomach-
TDIB: Girls! GIRLS!!! STOP IT!!! STOP!!
Jared: (to SK) How about we go now?
SK: -nods- Yes please. –Both disappear backstage-
TDIB: -sighs- Okay, this show is getting kinda sucky…
Well, what do you think?
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE!!! MUST READ!!!
Okay, seriously I have to end this story soon. No more ideas for this story (sorry!), so yeah…
Oh, and remember the Fan Competition for the Fan Girl's interview? Here are the winners –
Team Edward – TheImmortalKlutz, TeamVampire and FanpireFrostbite
Team Jacob – MRAJ, Naomi Cullen and Wishing for a Werewolf
Team Switzerland – ThisIsMyDisguise, cullencutie08 and secilmis yazar
Team Jasper – Number-1-JASPER-fangirl and RainyxDays
Team Emmett – jenncrazyy909 and FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut
Team Carlisle – Angel of Apathy
Team James – TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes (Is anyone surprised?)
Team Jane – Talamack
Team Seth – La tua Cantante101 and SparklingTopazEyes (Shocking news, I know…)
Team Quil – (Yep, you guessed it) Kythi Ravenswing
Team Mike – TheLastWildflowerGirl
Okay, like I've said to some of these people, can everyone mentioned (besides the Team Edwards and Team Jacobs) get in touch with the other people on the same team and create a poem/song parody/whatever? You don't have to do it if you don't want to, but if you are, it would be preferable if it's not too long (as you can see, I have to squish a lot in a chapter). The reason the Team Edwards and Team Jacobs don't need to write a song parody/poem is because I've already written it out and is planning to put it in the chappie. Once again, congratulations!!! (For those of you who are wondering why you were not chosen, it's because you didn't submit your response. Everyone who submitted a response got in.) And yes, the competition is closed now.
Next up: Jared!