Sorry I haven't updated in forver, but like I said, major writer's block, so don't expect constant updates.

Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto or Bleach.

Oh, and to the flamer who left a death threat, get a freakin life.

And to the reviewer who mentioned the Flying Monkeys, lol, thanks for reminding me to update. LMAO!

Sorry its so short, but anything is better than nothing, right?

OKay, this chapter will give you some insight into the way the parallel universes work.

NOTICE: I played around with the writing style again using a more conversational style. I hope it doesn't suck. Oh, and all of my allies are real authors.

Also note, the return of the crap fic, Orochimaru has returned!

Sai finally did it, he wrote another chapter to the Truth or Dare Story!

he double checked his work, looking for errors. he found a few but completely missed others, likeCOuld and Hinataa. And yes I realize the irony of writing a sentence about typos forgetting to capitalize the first word, but I'm too lazy to fix it, and this is a crack fic, so let's just all enjoy the irony okay? Irony is good, I like irony. Why does the spellcheck think okay is a misspeled word? Err...moving along.

Truth or Dare

Sasuke cringed, who would he choose? Who could he choose? Someone he knew would do anything to save him? Or someone he knew was good enough to complete the dare? "I pick Naruto," Sasuke told the voice. "He would never let me down because.."

"You're the love of his life?" Concluded the voice.

"Get your ass down here you yaoi loving bastard! I pick Naruto because he'd never let me die when he knows how much it would hurt Sakura!" He shouted with fury.

"Damn, calm down emo boy," ordered the voice. "It was just a joke. You have no sense of humor."

At that moment, Naruto returned wearing his tutu and a bright smile. "If all the dares are this easy, then this'll be a breeze." Strangely, he almost seemed to be enjoying this.

The voice let out a high pitched laugh. "Wow, you are reall working that," he admitted. "Thirty points for you Naruto. Anyway, lets get down to business. You see, Sasuke's a big chicken who doesn't want to do his dare, so you have to do one for him or else he dies."

"Sure," Naruto said happily, "I'll save his ass. I guess now we know why Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt, its because he is a chicken," he laughed at his own joke, not realizing how badly phrased it was.

"Okay," said the voice. "You have to kiss one of the Sakura," instructed the voice. "the more passionate, the more points you and Sasuke will get.

Naruto smiled, "That's it?" he waltzed over to Sakura, ready to plant one on her lips.

"Don't look so happy," she barked. "I'm only doing this for Sasuke."

Naruto's lips met Sakura's and he couldn't be happier. It was like as if his life were finally complete, a joyful warmth wshed over his body as he melted into a puddle of joy.

"Thirty points for you and Sasuke!" Said the voice happily, now pick the next victim.

Everyone had been so focused on the kiss, that nobody had noticed until now. As naruto looked around the room, he came to a startling realization. "Where's Hinata?" He asked. The Huyuuga heiress had gone missing. She fled the scene, not wanting to watch the kiss.

"So you pick Hinata?" Asked the voice evilly, knowing fully well that Naruto hadn't. Well, it seems she isn't here, so if she's not back in five minutes, she forfeights and dies."

"What!?" I didn't pick her!" Naruto shouted angrily.

"You bastard!" Growled Kiba, angered at the thought of his teammate being killed by an invisible voice.

"I suppose I can permit one of you to look for her, but only one, and I get to pick...I choose Chouji!"

But this was a problem, they had no idea where Hinata had run off to, and Chouji was slwo...could he really do it? COuld he find Hinata in time.

"Don't worry guys," said the chubby ninja, "I'll find her, just let me go make a snack first," he said as he walked toward the kitchen.

"Get your ass into gear and go find Hinataa!" Kiba demanded.

"Don't rush me," Chouji said angrily. "Snacks are important. They are often the best way to help with a saddened heart.

"What are you talking about?" Asked Kiba, confused by Chouhi's words."

"Why do you think Hinata ran away in the first place?" Shikamaru asked, hoping he and Chouiji wouldn't be forced to explain things to their idiot comrades.

TBC

BoogiepopShippuden (AKA Me), read Kabuto's newest lemon, cringing in disgust. 'Dear God,' he thought to himself, 'I get that Orochimaru uses snakes, but can't he think of any other euphemisms to use?' He began to gag as he prayed for the end. 'Why do I have to read this? Can't I get someone else to do it for me?' He held his stomach in pain, trying not to puke. But no, he had to do it. Whatever these idiots wrote he had to read. It was all part of his master plan. He had to know what was going on in all their heads. It was the only way to manipulate the universes to his will.

His friends Tsukiyomaru and NekoDoodle both approached him, though in this univerese they had taken on the personas of OCs. At the time, NekoDoodle had a different penname, but that was so long ago she had changed it about half a dozen times since then.

Neko had hair that looked like Sakura's minus the bangs, thanks to some freak accident with chemicals or some crap I'm too lazy to look up, they were now neon yellow.

Tsuki, who agreed to help with the plans, decided to overcomplicate things by giving his character a backstory. So umm he's an Espada, they're from Bleach, look them up if you haven't seen the show. he had spiky white hair, glasses, black gloves, blue jeans and some other stuff. When Tsuki created his OC persona, he created his own parallel universe. In that world he was the former 4th Espada, meaning he was the fourth strongest. Then the canon character Ulquiorra came along and stole his job. So he left to join me, because we're friends, and I needed help for my somewhat evil plans.

Marty joined us, uttering about something insignificant. "This is taking forever, why don't we just help Naruto beat himself already?"

Tsuki answered this question with a smile, "if we interfere, then our plan won't work. So we just have to wait patiently."

BoogiepopShippuden turned to NekoDoodle, "So, Sei no Gaara, are the preparations complete?" It was her penname at the time, but since then she had changed it many, many, many, many times.

"Yeah," she answered, "I'm ready to set things into motion."

BoogiepopShippuden smiled, "Thanks for helping with my plan. I was surprised you agreed, considering you hate, "

Insert cheesy noise to block sound here. Seriously, you don't get to know our plans yet, that comes later. Way later.

"Well, once I'm done helping you, I've got plans of my own."

Hinata sat at her computer, trying to write.

Mild Pervy PG-13 Content WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Orochimaru's Story

Tsunade cried tears in her office. She was sad because Jiraiya had died. So she locked herself up and stopped seeing anyone. But Orochimaru snuck into the village and into the Hokage's office. he appeared before her, looking smexy because he's hot.

Tsunade's tears stopped, because she was having an orgasm just looking at him.It was like super hot and sexy eye sex. "Orochimaru-sama, why are you here?" She asked.

"I have come for you because I desire a woman and no other is as beautiful as you." He said. This made Tsunade very happy.

Just then Anko walked in and saw and was turned on. "Wow Tsunade, you are lucky, Orochimaru is so hot."

Orochimaru smiled, "I have an idea, why don't we have a threesome?" The two hot girls agreed and the three hot people made out.

The End

Orochimaru smiled. "This is my best story yet!"

Hello, I am Line. I Separate the Story because this chapter is over and DtecnoKira just used the line inserter so he thought it would be boring to just use it again. Plus, I am a running gag.

To Be Continued

Sorry if things in this chapter were a little too weird.