dear emmett
i change my mind, i just thought you were stupid cuz loads of fanfics say you are! oh, and your the only one that we can see as stupid, not edward, alice, rosalie, jasper, esme, or carlisle seem idiotic to me, but you, your just really hyper some times.
and also, we both like guitar hero! i rock at easy!!(kinda!)

dear jacob,
you know, the whole book New Moon would not exist if you weren't stupid enough to try to fall in love will bella, SHE MADE HER MIND UP! now, STOP being such an idiot

from EDWARDCULLENmaniac, NOT jacobblackmaniac, GET THE POINT!?!?

dear jane,
i have a treat for you, just don't drink my blood coughidiot-named-my-teachercough you would like her blo-COOKIES, i think

dear Aro,
do you love anyone, or is your being super-duper-old-looking getting in the way?

dear jasper,
i don't hate you, it was a confusion, my story is kinda random...and i just...got carried away...sorry! lets be friends!!

dear alice,
i'm short too, and i can't stand it! all of my friends are taller than me, and my nickname is shorty! i'm also really skinny and stuff, but that's ok! i found a really good store that has the cutest dresses! i bought one when i went to florida cuz it was SO cute! i'll go on now...

dear edward,
guess what, do wizards exist? if so, have you ever met harry potter? and the person playing you was sedrick in one of the harry potters movies. he's ok for you... but can't you play yourself in the movie, your much hotter!

dear bella,
the person playing you is kinda ok, pretty good, she looks enough like you...ok! let me say this again, YOU AND ME LOOK A LIKE AND I LOVE IT!! i wish i met you... wanna hang out some time?

dear esme,
i hear you look really pretty! well, all vampires do, but i wish i could meet you!

dear cullens,
i hear your all very pretty, and i am not hitting on any of you... unless a new younger looking vampire has joined, then you wanna help me have find my true love? any takers? alice? rosalie? esme? i wont even say the guys!

Dear EMMETTcullen maniac,

yes I think you accidently put Eddie's name there instead of mine, but don't worry my fan it's ok. I hope that wasn't supposed to be an insult there... Yes guitar hero does rock. I'm like a real rockstar!

From,

Emmett

Dear person,

(starts shaking uncontrolingly) I would take that back if I were you, you little leach lover.

You don't deserve to know my name!

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

Silly human I would never do anything to endanger my communinty! Don't suggest that again or I WILL kill you. Besides you're a human and you have no right to know what we are and what we can do.

Jane

Dearest edwardcullenmaniac,

Sweety you are much too young to understand. I will explain this to you when you are my age honey.

Love,

Aro

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

Um about that...why don't you talk to Alice about that...I'm sure we can be friends..hehehehehe

From,

Jasper

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

WOW really?!? That's so cool we should totally go shopping together. I know the perfect place!

Sincerely,

Alice

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

What movie? And wizards are stupid, espicially that Harry Potter one, he kidnapped my Bella. It's even documented in the story Bella Meets Harry Potter by fire among us (aka me.) Never trust them. NEVER!!!!

Edward C.

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

Well I'm really busy nowadays, a wedding coming up and a really special occasion that'll last three days, so I don't know if I can manage. But I'll get back to you on it. -

From,

Bella

Dear edwardcullenmaniac,

Aw youre so sweet. You should come over sometime and I could cook you something. I love cooking for people, so please I love to have you over.

Your cook pal,

Esme

edwardcullenmaniac:

Edward:...

Alice:Sure!

Rosalie: Pathetic.

Others: o.0