Alright, this chapter is only randomly hilarious if you have seen the show Soul Eater. If you haven't seen it, I feel sorry for you, and you need to watch it, NOW MY SLAVE. Anyway, here is a duck story.
An evil threat showed his ugly face at the pond. It was Russia goose, and he was causing trouble. Mostly by just swimming around and giving people creepy smiles. Japan saw this. He quickly waddled to his side-kick Nikoniko duck.
"We have a probrem. Russia goose is creeping peopre out!" Japan duck quacked excitedly. Nikoniko duck looked up at him (he is an anime duck too) he had the stereotypical surprised anime look that everyone makes fun of.
"But Japan duck, what are we supposed to do." The young duck quacked scared. Japan duck struck a heroic stereotypical anime pose that people make fun of a lot.
"We must fight him away." And with that, the two ducks flew to the pond. Japan duck stood in front of Russia goose.
"Quack, quack quack quack quack!" The other ducks quacked happily when they saw their savior duck. Nikoniko duck got in a super cool stance, then turned into a butter knife. You know, like one for spreading butter... ON ROASTED GOOSE MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
"Honk." Russia goose honked scared.
"RET'S GO, SOU'R RESONANCE!" The two ducks yerred at the same time. There was a flash of light and they were perfectly in tune. They spread butter all over Russia goose, and he never bothered anyone ever again in the history of ever... until about a week later, but that is a different story.
Alright, just a heads up, I am not going to be able to update over the next few days... well... I might be able too... I don't know... Just know that updates might become rare over the next few days. I ROVE YOU ARR. PREASE REVIEW AND DO ARR OF THAT FUN STUFFS!