Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THIS BUT I DO OWN THE HATE/LOVE/RABID MAIL! D

Rufus coughed causing Yuffie to jump out of her seat swearing, and somewhat choking at the same time. "What the bloody hell?! Why the fuck do you have moody beds, super locks and now randomly sprouting T.V.s!! You are such a closet perv!!" She yelled still kinda freaked out about Rufus suddenly being there.

Yuffie's expression made him laugh though. Reno laughed uncontrollably and doubled over. Once he was capable of breathing he smiled, "Hi boss." Rufus remained silent for awhile until Reno stopped laughing and Yuffie freaking out. "I see both are you are still here. So what triggered the alarm?" He asked ignoring what he hear Yuffie say about him, he was so going to get payback for all the tricks that she had played on him in the last year.

"A chicken." Yuffie commented as seriously as she could, Rufus hardly responded. "I really doubt that Yuffie. You do suck at having a poker face sometimes. Reno?" He directed his stare now onto Reno hoping that he would get a straight answer this time.

Reno smiled and contemplated if he should actually answer truthfully. "Well, Axel triggered it actually. No worries, though we took care of him. He's currently locked in the laundry closet in handcuffs." He wasn't sure if Rufus would take him seriously, but he was completely telling the truth... this time.

Rufus sighed trying to see if he could accept that as the truth or not, then again Axel was still on the loose and wanted someone's heart so he decided to trust Reno's word. This time. "Fine. Keep him there until noon tomorrow. I'll bring Sora up here so we can 'return' him to his friends." Rufus smiled, Yuffie didn't like that smile because it make him look like he was going to eat the world for breakfast. Or something along those lines there.

"So umm.. Do you have anymore magical T.V.s that we should know about? Or hidden cameras? Or if the bed is going to kick us off of it again?" The ninja hoped she would get some kind of truthful response from him this time.

"Um... alright boss. See you then." Reno hated that grin. Hated it with a passion. It made him seem like the world was his puppet and he was simply toying with all of them. Reno desperately wanted a completely truthful answer to the cameras answer, because that could make or break a lot. "You'll have to find that out yourself Princess." Rufus answered before the screen went blank and the T.V. disappeared right back into the depths that it came from.

"Hokay. First, you're boss is super creepy. Two, he's a mad scientist. Three, I think he needs to be put into a crazy house. Four, this is so not cool man that he might be a closet perv and watching us!!" The ninja complained about Reno's boss, she really hated being locked into this well furnished cage. At least it was better than getting their hearts ripped out.

"Um... I'm not sure you should say that if he does have cameras and I kinda agree with part two." Reno would not agree to the others...even though he would, because if Rufus was watching he didn't need to lose his job. If it came down to it though, he would rather look Rufus in the face and tell him that he agreed with Yuffie rather than have his heart ripped out.

Yuffie rolled her eyes, "I really doubt he can much to a princess, but then again, he would do something wouldn't he." She looked around once again for the camera's finding none once again.

"Gawd. We have to wait until tomorrow at noon to annoy someones, or at least people we care about. Axel doesn't count. So any more plans for tonight or just stay up watching movies until we pass out without the beer?" The ninja questioned still looking for those damned cameras of the damned closet perv.

"Well he would do something, and I'd rather not find out what that is." Reno scrutinized the place carefully. He could never be too careful with Rufus Shinra. "Yeah, well patience is a virtue and all that useless shit. Well Rufus killed my plan with his now suspicious actions so... yeah, beer sounds amazing.

"Beer does sound amazing, but sadly I did not smuggle any in, unless you did. So we have to get drunk off of." Yuffie looked in the fridge, "Milk, Chocolate Milk, Water and some fruit drinks. Not the finest selection in the world." She looked in the freezer and nope, no stashed drinks, and none in the cabinets either.

Reno smiled, "Who do you think you are talking to? Of course I did! Reno ran off toward the bedroom and scrambled to his luggage. He pulled two large bottles of liquor and dashed back skidding a little on the linoleum as he stopped. "It's party time." Reno may have never bartended, but he had always found it entertaining to watch them mix their concoctions. "Unless you want to drink it straight, I would suggest bringing out some of those fruit drinks."

"DUDE YES!" Yuffie cheered, she so needed a drink. She pulled out the fruit drinks several cups and waited to see if Reno knew any of the bartender's fancy tricks. "Can you do those crazy tricks?" She questioned, knowing that Rufus might be pissed off that they where drinking now when they had a nobody in the house, only handcuffed. "Plus it's your turn to pick a movie in the huge stack." Yuffie added as a side note.

"Well I'm not picky so whatever you want is fine. I'm now going to astound you with my bartending skills." Reno flipped the bottle several times and caught it. He then uncapped it and flipped it and when he caught it upside down the alcohol spilled nicely into the glass about a fourth of the way full. Then he took two of the fruit juices, grape and strawberry and opened them. He juggled the two and flipped them. The two spun in midair as they switched sides and caught them. He poured them in with the alcohol and smiled. "Enjoy."

She raised her glass and clinked her's against Reno's before taking a sip. "Cheers!" She chirped as she vaulted over the couch then up the stairs to grab something she just remembered that she stole earlier in the day. Diving into her suitcase she pulled out a pair of chocobo boxers, which she placed on her head and some kind of manual for something.

Sliding down the staircase banner the ninja balanced herself, the manual and her drink down the stairs without spilling anything. Vaulting into the couch once more she waited for Reno to pick a movie as she started to flip through the book.

Reno downed his soon after "cheers." spilled from his lips. He watched as she ran all over the place and finally settled down on the couch. Reno flipped through the DVDs and settled on Hellboy. It was a pretty good choice seeing as Yuffie loved weird. "I hope this movie is ok. What the hell do you have there?"

She looked up with a straight face. "Good question. I stole both of these from Cloud. This book was in these boxers. Sorry, the book isn't porn, but some kind of manual. I think it's for his multi-pieced sword-o-doom." Yuffie continued to flip through it still with the boxers on her head as she continued to sip away at her drink. "Soooo," She looked up, "What movie are we watching now?"

"Well, I was going to say that if it was, that I guess I really didn't know Cloud Strife all th at well." Reno laughed a little and pressed play as he flopped down on the couch. "He needs a manual? I never would have figured." Reno took a large swig of his drink. "We are watching Hellboy."

"Hahaha. I've read your mind. And I have to say Cloud's instruction Manual is freakin' weird. I mean, it says to steal a Yaoi fangirl's panties.. That's like... Weird..." She shivered at the thought of Mr. Chocobo Head stealing undies, let alone some random chick's panties. "Dude yeah! Hellboy! Abe is by far the coolest character I've seen for a long time. Tis good fun."

"Ok, that is the oddest shit I have heard in a long time, and believe me I've heard some crazy shit." Reno's mental image mad him laugh and shudder at the same time. "Abe is awesome, but you have to admit Hellboy is just as awesome." "I've heard some crazier shit in my lifetime at Wutai in my lifetime. Noo. Abe is so much awesome-r than Hellboy personally." She grinned at Reno as the movie finally started. "Here you might enjoy looking at this." Yuffie handed Reno Cloud's boxers instead of the instruction manual. She grinned evilly at the potential confusion on Reno's face.

"Whatever, I like them both equally." Reno turned his gaze at the movie, but soon found himself looking incredulously at her. "Why would I want these?" He picked them up by the waistband and made a confused face. "Good question." She grinned back giving him the sword manual this time. She really didn't want to fight him once again to try and keep the book away from him. He always won, or at least most of the time. Yuffie returned her attention back to the movie, for awhile at least.

Reno rolled his eyes and eyed the book. "Are you kidding me? Here, read this." He turned his attention to the movie and tried to process what he had just read. Yuffie quickly glanced at the text, then did a double take. Her brain could have just melted and might be draining out of her ears. She threw the book over her shoulder, she never wanted to read that thing again. "I think I'm going to correct my earlier statement. That might just be a porn-o book."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was too. Let's not speak of this again the entire night." Reno paid attention to the movie and tried to get disturbing images out of his head. What the hell was Cloud's problem? "Agreed." The ninja commented, but it was almost cut short by a thump, then a swear from the laundry room. "Looks like our red headed fish woke up." Yuffie commented as Axel started to swear like a mad sailor, not as mad as Cid though. Reno just turned his head in the direction of the laundry room. "Would you look at that? I bet he misses us dearly."