Chapter 36 Catch me if you can

Raven's POV

After about ten minutes of sadness, I began to look at the positive side of things. I was so lost in gaining a friend that I strayed from who I really was. A mean, evil spirited, hate filled, insane pyshopath and that suited me just fine. That smile came to my face, now that I had lost his friendship I no longer had to pretend to be nice, I could be me again. I figured that if they had a problem with me then they could blame Randy, after all I'm being me because he no longer cares, it makes sense to me and thats all thats important. Filled with positive thoughts about being negative I went to the official meeting, usually I was left out because I was medical staff but now that I was a Diva I was included. I was the last one to arrive and when I opened the door they all looked at me. It was like they were waiting on me so they could start.

"What time do you call this?" Beth Phoenix snapped at me before the GM could stop her. Her pretty little butterfly on the table.

"Time you shut it before I stab you to death" I said cheerfully taking a seat on the only vacant seat, which was one of those metal folding chairs.

"Now that Raven" "Venom!" I shouted at him, "Its not that hard to remember you idiot"

John cleared his throat like I didn't just scream at him "Now that Venom has arrived, we can start"

"Hooray!" I cheered flinging my arms up, the looks on their faces was what I lived for now, I was under their skin and annoying the shit out of each and every one of them but especially Randy. This was awesome, I should of done this before.

"Now Venom will be debuting tonight, any ideas on how that will happen Venom?"

They all looked to me while I ponded my answer, "No" I said slowly, "And I don't wanna get into it right now because I have a ninja and a samurai in my head argueing over who's better and I wanna know who wins. Right now I'm leanin towards the samurai"

"Do you mind Venom, we are trying to have a serious meeting" Randy growled at me, I swear his eyes were twinkling but that could of been the light.

"Go samurai!" I cheered ignoring Randy, he hated being ignored. "Is that all about me?"

"Yes"

"Then I'm gone" I said getting up and walking away. I got my part and now I was bored.

I don't know how long the meeting went on for but I ran into jerk numero ono at the catering table. I decided it was time I got some coffee and something to eat. He looked me up and down before growling out. "Thought I told you to stay the hell away from me?"

"Yes you did" I said not looking at him but picking up some doughnuts.

"Then why are you here?"

"I got hungry. I ain't gonna stop eatin because you feel like being a douche bag"

Randy growled again, I looked up at him "You know I should be thankin you Randal, after all losin your friendship has made me realise that I wasn't being myself, so now that your back to hating me, everything is how it should be. Feel special you've made the list of people I hate. Believe me, thats a long list and being on it is an honour"

"So now you hate me? Why do I see that changing as soon as I get close" He smirked getting closer, his body wasn't too far away from mine. Shock reined through me, shock that I didn't find myself melting and aching for his touch, he was just another guy trying to screw me over, I should of seen that from the start. Before I could say anything another guy joined us at the catering table, the Rock. Seriously this day was just getting better and better.

"Why hello" He smirked at me, that Rocky grin coming out.

"Speakin of people that I don't like. move it, you're in the way of the coffee" I elbowed him out of the way and poured myself the biggest, strongest coffee that was possible.

"Do you know who you're talking too?" He demanded at me, clearly he hated being over looked as much as Randy did.

I looked up at him, it should of been clear to anyone with eyes that I hated him, hated him for reasons that would take too long to explain. "I'm still wonderin why you're here, isn't this about the time you left to do another bad movie that makes people want to kill themselves because they wasted two hours of their lives"

Randy laughed against his will, quickly he turned his laugh into a smirk.

"And why are you still here? Aren't you meant to be suspeneded?"

His eyes blazed with anger, apparently it was my fault he was gone for thirty days, I didn't see how and he didn't feel like sharing why it was my fault.

"There you are Venom"

I looked up at Mark annoyed "What the hell do you want Mark?"

"I prefer Taker, if you don't mind" He growled at me taking off the hood to his long jacket, I just looked at his new shaved head. That I didn't see coming.

"Thats just wrong" I shook my head. I was so used to seeing his long hair that his shaved head was actually the most shocking thing to happen today.

"As of right now I'm glue" Taker smirked at me, making me raise my eyebrow at him.

"And people call me insane"

"It means that wherver you go I'll be right there with you"

"So you're stuck to me, like glue. I get that reference now"

"So get used to having a dark shadow."

I looked around thoughtfully, it was like I was listening for something that they couldn't hear. I kicked Taker in the balls as hard as I could and the big man slumped to his knees, Randy and that douche looking at me like they couldn't believe what they had just seen. I bent over him as he cupped himself in pain.

"Catch me if you can, oldman" With that I skipped away to hide, I think we all know that no one gets away with kneeing the Undertaker in the balls. I was gonna have to hide myself very well, or I could just let him chokeslam me to hell, either way.