Horrors of Schools Chapter 35: Awkward Moments, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

Disclaimer: I am really tired of doing this. But... I do not own the series. Or characters. Or the school. Mr. Rick Riordan and Ancient people do, but Annabeth and Athena owns Percy and Poseidon. Katie owns Travis, Clarissee owns Chirs, Metis or Hera owns Zeus, and stuff and stuff.

Metis Point of View:

The first thing that happened when we got home was us going to make plans for the party. I didn't see any point in it, for the party won't happen for another week. But, to Aphrodite, it must really be a big deal because she immediatelly called an emergency meeting in the study.

"On Wednesday, we will come right home. Then,we will go shopping- no excuses. On Thursday, same thing shall happen but not shopping, but a makeover and hair must be fixed and all of that. Okay?"

I sighed.

"Alright, Dite." Artemis began. "Can we talk about it Tuesday night?"

She frowwned. "But-"

"Oh! Aphrodite! Don't we have a movie room?!" Ares exclaimed. "Let's go watch a movie in the private movie theatre!"

That did the trick. But still... what happened? She wasn't like that years ago. Oh well... everything changes. I closed my eyes and rubbed it for a bit. And ten seconds later, when I reopened my eyes, I was alone.

Huh? Where did they all go?!

I sighed and started walking around the house in an attempt to find them. There was a tinkering sound from the forge. I suddenly remembered architecture class and the closet and drawers.

Sure enough, when I entered the forge, Hephaestus was there.

I knocked on the door.

"Yes?"

"It's me, Metis."

He stood up.

"You could sit back down. I know you were thrown off Olympus and therefore have a bad leg."

He nodded as I passed him the sketches. "I want you to build these. Do you have the gems?"

He nodded. "It will be done by tomorrow."

I nodded and left to the roof. I easily spotted Zeus and Poseidon and Hades. I have to say that I am impressed that they are getting along with each other. When I blinked again, Hermes, Artemis, Athena, and Percabeth joined them. And the couples were making out.

"GET A ROOM!" Zeus boomed. And I agree. I do not have any desire to see my daughter and her boyfriend making little Pothenas.

And they did get a room, much to my surprise. I checked the theatre next. The remaining gods were there watching a concert. I have no idea what it is but it was a school concert. The band was playing Can't Hold Us. They were singing it but they sounded terrible and out of tune:

Ay, ay, ay
come on in, let's go Yeah, lets go
Alright, Alright OK
Alright OK
Alright OK

Return of the Mack's, get 'em
What it is what it does what it is what it isn't
Lookin' for a better way to get up out of bed instead of getting on the internet and checking a new hit, get up!
Thrift shop, cool strut walking, little bit of humble, little bit of cocky
Somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby
Sweater game nope nope y'all can't copy

Yup. Bad, moonwalking
This here, is our party
My posse's been on Broadway
And we did it, our way
Throne music, I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record to it
And yet I'm on
Let that stage light go and shine on down
Got that Bob Barker suit game and plinko in my style
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds
But I do that to pass the torch and put on for my town
Trust me. on my I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T hustlin'
Chasing dreams since I was 14 with the four track bussing
Halfway cross that city with the backpack
Fat cat, crushin labels off
Yeah, Nah they can't tell me nothing
We give that to the people
Spread it across the country
Labels out here
Nah they can't tell me nothing
We give it to the people
Spread it across the country

Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight till its over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

Now can I kick it? thank you
Yeah I'm so damn grateful
I grew up, really wanted gold fronts
But that's what you get when Wu-Tang raised you
Yall can't stop me
Go hard like I got an 808 in my heart beat
And I'm eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week
Raw. Tell me go up. Gone!
Deuces goodbye. I got a world to see, and my girl she wanna see Rome
Ceasar will make you a believer
Nah I never ever did it for a throne
That validation comes from giving it back to the people.
Nah sing a song and it goes like
Raise those hands, this is our party
We came here to live life like nobody was watching
I got my city right behind me, if I fall, they got me
Learn from that failure gain humility and then we keep marching ourselves

Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight till its over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

So we put our hands up
So we put our hands up

Lets go

Na na na na na na na na eh
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na oh
And all my people say

Na na na na na na na na
Macklemore

Can we go back, this is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight till its over
So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

I rolled my eyes and checked out game room.

And boom! Everyone else was there. Some where DS downloading.

"SPARKY! HOW DARE YOU PASS ME!"

"NO! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST IN MARIO KART!"

"SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!"

"I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE!"

Hehe... maybe I judged to fast.

And I quicky fled and ran into a random room. Biggest mistake ever.

"Making little Pothenas already?" I asked my half naked daughter who was currently making out with her boyfriend.

The couple jumped and pulled the covers up.

"MOTHER!" Athena yelped. "KNOCK ON THE DOOR NEXT TIME! NOT WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!"

"Oh, calm down. I only ran here because the demigods are too loud. And you two..." I gestured towards them. "BYE! Remeber to lock the door."

Before I ran out into my own room where I grabbed my I-POD and jumped onto my bed and listen to a song, I heard a faint: "IT IS LOCKED!"

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me

If the sky, that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me
Stand by me

So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand
Stand by me
Stand by me

"Nice song, huh?"

"What are you doing in my room?!" I hissed.

"Oh. Nothing. I missed you."

"I was in your mind the whole time, Lightning Boy."

I watched him walk over and push me down and came on top of me. "What do you want."

He shrugged and snatched the I-POD from my hands. "Stand by me?"

"Yeah. And you are heavy."

He grinned that familiar grin and lowered his head. And then it became a make-out session. Hmm... I'm not setting a good example.

When he pulled away, I asked, "What about Hera?"

"What about her?"

"You are her husband. You can't go cheating on her."

"Dear, you are my wife too."

"Your ex." I muttered and averted my gaze, tears threatening to spill.

"Who says?"

"Modern times. You can't have two wives."

"Oh really? Back then, Chinese emperors have countless wives."

"Only one is the true wife." I said, trying to get up. It was not too easy.

"A wife, a soul mate, countless. Poseidon is married to your sister and dating Athena. It's not impossible."

That night, we skipped dinner and went to sleep very late... around two and did not finish all of our homeworks... oops...

A/N: You should listen to those two songs. They're awesome. And sorry for not being detailed enough :3