Invader Zim XR

Episode 36: A.I.S Code: Orange

Farggo: my Tallest, it appears there are Irken ships coming towards the Massive.

Purple: That's Cten!

Red: Let them in Farggo.

Jhonny: Whoa! Can't wait to see the princess! Good thing I'm deathly near this escape door, But that's okay cause it never opens unless I push this button *Pushes button Jhonny flies out* I'M FLYING!

Farggo: *Face palm *Pushes button to shut the door*

Purple: Should....Should we get him back?

Red: Agh.....Farggo...

Farggo: I got it. *Pushes play*

In Space (Zim, Don, & Gir Ship)

"I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG!" Gir shouted. Zim Shouted back. "NO, NOT AGAIN GIR!" Don, who was sitting the pilot chair across from him. Looked at Zim and asked. "What's 'The Doom Song'?" Zim slowly, with an irritated face turn his head to look at her. "You....Don't....wanna know...I Had to listen to that song.....FOR SIX MONTHS! DONALENA! SIX LOONNGGG MONTHS!" Gir was ready to sing the song but Don handed him her Ipod. Gir look at it like he just found the hidden treasure of Babylon. Gir slowly put his hands like and asked in an amazed voice. "Wha?...What's tthhhaaatttt?" Don answered. "It's an Ipod, it plays music so instead of you singing, you can listen to other people sing. Its a great way to pass the time." Zim got a concernd look on his face as he asked. "Don-Human, you sure you want Gir to have that? He breaks things." Don shrugged. "I have another one; I always carry at least 5 with me." She answered as she pulled out another one from the backpack she brought with her. Zim gave her a blank look. "You're addicted...you know that?" Don smiled. "Can't help it, Music is in my blood!" As she said this Gir put the Ipod on full blast and started singing. "Everybody's got their problems, everybody says the same thing to you, it's just a matter how you solve them!" As Gir was singing Don and Zim just watched him dance across the floor as he kept singing. "And knowing how to change the things you have been through!" Zim looked at Donalena and asked. "What...is he singing?" Before Don could answer Gir shouted. "PART OF ME, WONT' AGREE, CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FOR SURE!" Don slowly turned around to face the window of the ship. "Maybe giving him the Ipod was a bad idea." Zim nodded as he turned around. "You think?" He said as they both tried their best to ignore Gir's terrible singing. "SUDDENLY I DONT' FEEL SO INSUCURE ANNNYYYYYYMMMOOOORRRRREEE!" Don just rolled her eyes as Zim dropped his head on the steering wheel of his vootship and let out a sigh.

Cten, Melissa, & Trek Ship

All was quiet in this vootship. Cten was driving, acting like Melissa wasn't there, and Melissa was keeping to her quiet self. At this point she didn't want to start a fight she felt like it wasn't the time to. Trek however was getting really board. "Agh, are we there yet?" Trek asked. Melissa didn't answer since she really know. Cten waved her hand like she was 'shoo-ing' a bug off as she answered. "No Trek, you know that..." Trek sighed as she sat in the middle of the floor, and then got a not so good idea. "I THINK DIB IS UGLY!" At that point Cten quickly turned around. "SHUT-UP TREK!" As Cten yelled at Trek she tilted the steering wheel causing the ship to tilt. But it was a fast tilt which caused Melissa to fall off her seat. Melissa got back up and had a scared look on her face. "Um....Cten-san..." Cten quickly turned back around, still not knowingly turning the steering wheel. "What Melissa?!" She asked annoyed. Melissa didn't answer she just pointed to the steering wheel. Cten looked at her hand. "Oh..." She sat back down and the ship went ask to normal. Trek laughed under her breathe and said. "HE'S GOT A BIG HEAD!" Cten jumped up to yell at Trek, but this time she un-knowingly tilted the steering wheel the other way. Causing Melissa to be flung out of her chair the other way, falling on her face. Cten shouted. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY TREK!" Melissa got up slowly with an irritated look on her face as she blew a piece of her hair out of her face. "CTEN PAY ATTENTION!" She shouted. Cten, being startled quickly sat back down and took a hold of the steering with a surprised/shocked look on her face as she staring out of the window. Melissa got back in her hair. "Thank you!" She said sweetly.

Dib, Linux, & Zip/Pierre

Dib was driving the ship nice and smooth on his own. Not really paying attention where Linux or Zip was. "...Huh, I wonder where the Dog and Linux are. I haven't seen them in a while." Dib thought out loud. "Well, I don't know how to put this thing in auto-pilot..." Dib thought out loud again then waited a few minutes then shouted. "LINUX! WHERE ARE YOU MAN?!" Dib waited a few seconds but didn't hear anything. But then he heard Linux. "AWE MAN! THAT'S...THAT'S WRONG! THAT'S A BAD DOG! BAD PIERRE! WE DO POOPY OUTSIDE!" Dib got a disgusted look on his face as Zip ran up to the captain's chairs and sat down in Linux's chair while wagging his tail. Dib moved his eyes towards Zip's with an 'eeeww' look. Linux came soon after. "Dib we have a problem." "Yeah, so I heard." Dib answered but quickly followed his answer by a question. "What did you do with it?" Linux looked around panicky. "Ha-ha, well that's the funny thing, see I couldn't throw it out the window...so I up tit down the Irken toilet...but um...but there was like two buttons and I couldn't read the text so I just picked one, annnddd....I may have reversed the flush.." Dib got a confused look as he turned around in the chair. "What do you mean?'Revsered the flush?" Linux chuckled nervously. "Well...what's the reverse of flushing a toilet?" Dib thought about it for a second then quickly got up and ran into the bathroom. "OH THIS IS WONDERFUL! I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS ONE! I'M INSPACE...AND I GOTTA FIX A TOILET!" Linux chuckled little bit. "This is gonna be an llloooonnnggggg ride." Zip tilted his head to look to the bathroom with a concernd look on his face.

Tenn & Gaz

Tenn was driving the ship as Gaz was playing her game boy DS. "So, what cha playing?" Tenn asked. "Pig Demon Slayer 3....I'm on Level 23." Tenn nodded. "Oh I see....wait 23?" Gaz quickly answered. "There are 49 levels." Tenn got a surprised look on her face. "Oh wow, that's a lot." Tenn looked back to the screen. After a few minutes Gaz asked. "Hey, Tenn right? How long till we get there?" Tenn thought for a minute then answered. "Well with these new Rockets, we should be coming up to the Massive soon, maybe within the next hour or so." Gaz smiled. "Nice...So your leaders won't try and kill me or anything...will they?" Tenn smiled. "No, with us on your side they won't order anything." Gaz paused her game. "I see, so what are your leaders like?" Tenn smiled, proud to have a chance to talk about her Leaders. "The Tallests? They're leadership is very good....well in my eyes anyway. Tallest Purple, he's the sweet one he's kind of simple minded and for some reason he's always hungry. But he does make good decisions when he has to...Tallest Red, is Purple's twin brother. He's a very calm and mysterious kind of guy....and he's very smart...the both of them make a good team. They keep each other in check, balance echo her like Yin & Yang." Gaz interrupted. "Total Opposites...." Tenn nodded. "Yep, they sure are."

(1 hour later) Massive

Red and Purple walked back into the Main Bridge of the Massive with Farggo bringing up information on the computer. Farggo saw then come in and turn around in his chair to face them. "My Tallest, I have all the information on all A.I.S Soldiers up on the screen, all last 50 of them and up to the Top A.I.S Leaders, Terra, Sprint, Jak, And Zena." Purple sat down in the other chair and looked at the screen. Red looked at the screen as well, but he stood up. "Thank you Farggo." Red said. Farggo just nodded. Purple looked up at Red as asked. "You really think these guys are up to something?" Red stared at the screen, with a serious look on his face as he answered. "I'm not exactly sure, But they all should've been back by now, and since they're not....that concerns me." Purple looked back at the screen. "What would make then turn on us? We're the almighty Tallest! Everyone loves us!" Farggo interrupted they're conversation to answer. "Not exactly.....Terra has always been the feminist type...a very strong one. And seeing two men as leaders really irritate her, She's probably coming up with a way to become Tallest herself....And how easy would that be? By putting Terra as top Leader of the Soldiers, the others most likely will follow her lead.....All three of them..." Red shook his head. "No way, Zena wouldn't follow them to betray us she's not that kind of girl." Purple looked up at Red. "So you think? What if she acts like the innocent one? We go there to save her, and we end up walking into a trap?" Farggo agreed. "I'll have to agree with Tallest Purple on this sir. We can't be to sure about anything at this moment..." At that moment a transmission came up on the screen.

It was Zim. "My Tallest! We're here!" Purple looked at the screen. "Alrighty then! Come on in!" As he said that the transmission went out. About 20 minutes later Zim and his gang walked in to the Main Bridge. Zim & Tenn bowed in respect. When they got back up Purple said to them. "Alright, so are you guys certain Terra, Sprint, and Jak are involved?" Zim nodded. "I'm sure of it." Cten answered as well. "Along with Tak and Nemo." Farggo looked at the humans and asked. "And who are they?" Dib quickly jumped forward. "I'm Dib! Paranormal expert and proud to be a human!" Don lightly hit Dib on the head. "Will you shush, before you say something you shouldn't?" She said to him then walked little ways in front of Dib. "I'm Donalena, we're from the planet Earth, we came with Zim to help in any way we can." Purple smiled. "Well, no offence but these three are very high fighting machines, I don't think you guys will be able to take them, you'll all die." Linux chuckled. "Oh come on, they're just irkens, what can they do?" Red answered. "They'll rip you to shreds, that's what they'll do. They're too fast they'll kill you before you even get your foot in the door." Melissa thought to herself. "They sound like Ninja's....or something like that." Red smiled. "That's exactly what they are..." Melissa got a shocked look on her face. "Ho-how did you?" She asked Red, surprised that he pretty much read her mind at that moment. Red however ignored the question. He continued. "You've done all you could do by telling us, I'll have to go after them." Zim shook his head.

"Oh no no no, First off, we already lost two tallest we don't need to lose another one, second I'd like the opportunity to fight them myself." Red looked at him. "Are you insane, how do you suppose you fight off three A.I.S soldiers, Tak, and A Vorktian all by yourself, without any training? Let alone any fighting skills at all..." Zim got his 'I have a plan' smile as he crossed his arms. "You see my Tallest I have a plan!" Cten rolled her eyes. "Agh, him and his plans." Farggo looked at Red and through thought said to him. "Tallest Red....I'm not one for killing my own kind even if they were banished...But didn't you want at some point to kill Zim off? That was the idea for sending him to Earth in the first place? Why not let him go? Let Terra and them do it for you, saves you less trouble, it would also be a good detraction for you and Purple." Red heard Farggo and through thought said back. "Yeah.....I guess you're right....But I'm not just gonna feed him to the dogs either...I'm not that evil..." Red looked to Zim and asked him. "So what's your plan?" Zim, at this point got proud of himself to finally have the tallest listen to his ideas. "I propose to train me as an A.I.S Soldier! That way, you won't have to go, I can save the day! And....I won't get killed!" Red & Purple laughed at this. "Ha-ha!" Purple laughed, as he said. "Train you?! You're so small though! The reason why we didn't pick you the first time was because you can fight very well, and you're very small Zim." Zim smiled. "So was Zena, but you didn't have a problem with that did you?" Red smiled.

"Zena showed potential...you...don't...really......But. I'll take you up on your offer." At that moment both Farggo and Purple looked at Red with a surprised look on their faces. "WHAT?!" they both shouted. Red kept smiling however, as he put his finger to his chin and closed his eyes. "Why not? Zim seems eager to go, there's just one little thing, He'll have to go through all 500 levels in one day, that kind of pressure could kill any Irken....You might even die while training Zim....But its up to you want you want to do." Red explained. Zim thought about it for about 2 seconds then said. "I'LL DO IT!" Cten looked at Zim with a disapproved look. "Are you insane?! I've seen that kind of training if you do to much it will kill you Zim!" Zim just smiled. "I don't care, if they can do it why can't I?" Cten started to get annoyed. "Because they had the training differently!" Zim put up his hand in Cten's face. "No, If, and's, or But's about it princess, I'm taking this training. FOR ZIM CAN GET THE PRESURE!" Red opened his eyes and looked at Gir. "Your sirbot will have to go through training as well....We just have to find out what is it...that he can do....if he can even do anything..." Trek rolled her eyes. "He can't do anything, he's useless." She said as Gir then shouted. "I LIKE PEAS IN MY MASHED POTATOS!" Red looked to Farggo. "Farggo, take Gir to the finding room...see what he can do." Purple looked at Zip and pointed to him. "And take him too! I gotta feel that little...monster thingy...and be useful." Red looked at Cten and said to her.

"Cten I want you with Farggo at all times, you're under his protection." Cten nodded, for once not arguing and ran off after Farggo with Trek behind her. Purple got up from his chair. "The rest of you come with us!" Purple said. As the tallest took Zim and the gang, waaaayyyy down the hall way into a very big room, the room looked like it was three machines living rooms. Red turned on the light, and the walls and floor were blue boxes like a hologram room. Red started to explain what the room was. "This, is the training room you'll train all 500 levels here, not only will some be holograms, but some things will be real, this is not a game if you get stabbed, kicked, punched, you will feel it. Some trainees even died in this room." Red looked at Zim. "Are you sure you want to make this choice? Once you've said yes, there's no turning back, once you've chose this path your life will be forever on the line, and you'll swear your life to the Irken Empire no matter what the cost." Zim, without hesitation sat on his knees, put his hands in his lap, and bowed his head. "Yes.....Red Sensei...I want to do this...I have to..." Red smiled. "Alright then...."

End

Linux: Ouch, Dang man this training is just kicking his butt.

Dib: Yeah, but he's doing pretty well!

Don: GO ZIM! YOU CAN DO IT!

Melissa: Next Time: Zim's & Zena's Decision

Zim:..Agh...I'm not....giving up...

Zena:...I...can't give in.....

Both: No matter what happens!

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