Erza X Princess Hisui E. Fiore

A/N: I apologize that this drabble's plot is kind of rushed, but I tried to make it as sensible as I could.

"Makarov, Makarov, we've got trouble! Natsu, Wendy and Mirajane still haven't come back from the castle after going to rescue Lucy and that other Celestial Mage! I think they've been captured!"

"What? Damn...even for all our determination and nakama-power, I guess we can't just waltz right into the household of the most powerful royal family in Fiore, huh?"

"What should we do?"

"Let's see; there is a princess there, right?"

"Yes, she's known as Princess Hisui, but I don't see what that has to do with anything!"

"There's only one thing we can do!"

'Well, I guess I at least found a use for my 'Dream-Worthy Prince' magic armor...' Erza thought to herself as she ascended the castle stairs, approaching the front gates.

Erza Scarlet had long since been known as a huge lesbian flirt within the Fairy Tail guild; nearly every women that joined sooner or later fell for her seductive wiles. Erza didn't try to brag about it, but it was clear, with the trail of horny women following her everywhere she went, that she was very good at what she did. This time, though, the guild master Makarov was having her put these 'skills' to the test: she needed to win over the heart, or dive into the loins, of Princess Hisui E. Fiore herself. For some reason, it was the guild's best idea to rescue their captured friends.

Erza's newest outfit certainly did make her look like a beautiful young prince. Her hair had receded to barely going past her ears, a rather boyish cut. She wore a surprisingly ordinary-looking princely outfit: a white tail coat with golden buttons, a brown belt, blue pants, and a blue sash over her chest. Erza had to use an entire roll of tape to keep her breasts down; it was already beginning to grow very uncomfortable. She scratched absentmindedly at her chest as she walked. She needed to play it cool, and try to talk the princess into releasing the prisoners as quickly as possible. Sex was optional.

'Then again, the moment I take off these clothes, the secret will be out, and I doubt she'll be very happy about it...' Erza thought to herself.

"Halt!" A guard, understandably wary of this finely-dressed and extremely feminine-looking young man approaching him, pointed his spear at Erza, "Who are you? Do you have some business with the royal family...sir?"

Erza put on her best 'manly voice'. "Y-Yes...I'm here...to see Princess Hisui!"

"I asked who you are, first of all!"

"I am...Prince Scarlet Frigermagon, of the Frigermagon Dynasty from a far, distant land."

"Frigermagon...? Are you trying to make a fool of me? What sort of dynasty is that?" the guard snapped. Erza cringed; just her luck, to run into a smart guard of all things. He was turning red in the face with anger, "Answer me! It is my duty to protect the princess from lying scum like you!"

"Hey-" Erza began.

Suddenly, a third voice entered the argument. "Cornwell! Stand down!"

The guard stiffened, and Erza watched, mouth hanging open, as Princess Hisui approached them, seemingly having appeared out of thin air. She truly was beautiful; her blonde hair draped her shoulders, and her simple dress actually enhanced her regal elegance, drawing more attention to the woman in the outfit rather than the outfit itself. Erza couldn't believe it. She had known Hisui was just a child over seven years ago, before she got stuck in some sort of temporal loop with the rest of the guild. The Hisui before her was certainly no child. With a pleasant smile on her lips, Hisui stepped past the guard and extended a gloved hand to Erza.

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Prince Scarlet Frigermagon. I am Princess Hisui E. Fiore, the one you were looking for, correct?"

Erza was too dazed by Hisui's beauty to speak.

"Sir Frigermagon?"

"O-Oh, yes!" Erza quickly snatched Hisui's hand and shook it, "Yes, I have come here from...from very far away to meet you. I apologize for not having informed you or the king earlier. It is difficult to send news here from our land. We have not interacted much before, but I have come here as my land's ambassador to gather information and return to my father on news of how wonderful the kingdom of Fiore is...well, that is what I hope to do." Erza flashed a sexy grin. Hisui giggled.

"Well, then, I do not wish to keep you standing around. Come inside."

Hisui led Erza by the hand past the castle doors, and as they closed behind them, the guard named Cornwell could do nothing but stare in bewilderment. They strutted down the corridor, hand in hand, before Hisui suddenly spun around and threw Erza against the wall. Somehow, in spite of her tiny body, the princess was able to keep Erza pinned with her own physical strength.

"...You're not a prince from a foreign land, are you?" she whispered.

Erza was a little miffed; all of this work gone into her disguise was thrown out after a few minutes. "No, I'm not."

"And," Hisui placed her hand on Erza's chest, "You're a woman, too..."

"Yes..." The strangeness of the situation was steadily mounting. Erza was someone used to always being dominate, but right now, she felt like a kitten in the face of a tiger. Hisui could do whatever she wanted with her and Erza wouldn't have it in herself to object. All she could do was stare deep into her lovely, strong gaze.

"I think I know you. You're Erza Scarlet, right?"

"What? I mean...yes..."

"I knew it. I'm not stupid, you know; I've watched every round of the Magic Games so far, seeing you and your guild fight valiantly, so a little bit of make-up and a change of hairstyle won't fool me. I can recognize the face of the woman who defeated 100 monsters alone from a mile away."

Erza chuckled sheepishly. "Ha ha ha, it was no big deal, really!"

"I loved it!" Hisui shivered. "It was...an amazing display..."

The two women stared at each other for a long time. Erza knew she couldn't stay here forever. There was much more pressing matters at hand.

"Princess, I came here for the sake of my friends. I know that a mage of my guild, Lucy Heartfilia, and a former mage from SaberTooth were imprisoned in this castle, and then joining them were three other members of Fairy Tail who attempted to rescue them before against your orders. I want you to let them go...please. I'll do anything for you to agree."

Hisui had begun fiddling with the buttons on Erza's coat. "...Anything?" she asked.

Erza nodded.

"I think it's rather obvious by now, but I had found myself growing more interested in you ever since I witnessed your battle with the monsters in the arena. I have never met a woman so strong and admirable like yourself. The reason I spotted you so soon was because I had been thinking about you constantly. Erza Scarlet, I want you to become one of my personal knights, so you can be by my side forever."

'This is escalating faster than I thought it would!' Erza thought, not entirely unhappy about it. "But, Princess, I still need to go with my friends-"

"So you lied about doing anything for me?"

"Oh...well...uh..." Erza had gotten stuck. Hisui let out a soft, cold laugh, and kissed Erza on the lips. Erza's eyes bulged wide; Hisui's tongue was fighting hard to slip into Erza's mouth. The redhead allowed it to pass. Hisui's tiny hands, with greedy fingers, shifted up and down against Erza's chest, trying to feel the taped breasts under the fabric. Eventually, they broke apart.

"Then, if you can't be my knight, can you keep me company...for a while? I would like to talk with you in privacy."

Erza didn't take a second to think it over. "Okay."

Natsu, Mirajane, Wendy, the cats, Lucy and Yukino returned to the guild a few hours later. Erza, however, only came back around midnight, and she looked as if she had just been through hell and back. Everything about her was worn out and disheveled. As soon as she walked through the guild doors, she collapsed in a weary heap. The guild master, as well as Erza's little 'harem', rushed to her side.

"It must have been really hard, convincing the princess. Good work." Makarov patted Erza on the head.