GUARDIANS OF POKEMON
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Any original characters are mine, however.
Seventeen legendary guardians
possessing powers far beyond comprehension
will soon arise and protect the world from a deadly force...
***
"Alright!" screamed the Guardians as they partied recklessly on the Seafoam Beach. The next morning, The Guardians woke up passed out on the beach. Brock cheered, "Alright! That was the best night of my life! I think I actually got some too!" Dash sweatdropped, "Are you talking about that Remoraid?" Brock looked down in disappointment and sighed, "Oh." Tracey woke up and asked, "Were we partying all night? I don't remember a thing..." "It doesn't matter, " said Ash, "Since now that all that's over, we can continue to the next gym! Let's buy some tickets for the next boat." Sakura then checked her wallet for the ticket money and finally said, "Guys... we're broke."
#36: SWIMSUITS AND SHELLS
"What?!" screamed everyone as Sakura shoed the others the empty wallet. Green sighed, "God, were we that wasted? In fact, I don't even remember drinking. What were we doing last night?" Dash yelled, "Does it matter?! The point is, we have no money now! And since we can't buy tickets for a boat, do you know what that makes us?! Stranded!" Tracey said, "Calm down everyone. I'm sure we couldn't have spent all of our money..."
Tracey took out a calculator. In a rush, Dash grabbed it and started inputting numbers. "Let's see, we spent 2000 Pokeyen for this surfboard, a couple for this towel..." Todd sighed, "It was probably my fault. I bought a few shells from the souveneir stand." Tracey asked, "Shells? We're on a beach! Where couldn't you find shells for free?!" Brock then said, "No, it was probably me. I gave money to some women back there to dance for me. And they didn't..." Katana said, "I shouldn't have spent so much money on that invisible bikini." "No, that's alright. It was worth it, " laughed Brock.
Dash showed everyone the calculator and said, "Even after spending all that, we should still have about 10000 Pokeyen remaining!" Tracey looked at the calculator and said, "No, Dash. You're supposed to hit the subtract button. In fact, you hit the multiplication button." He redid the calculations and showed the other Guardians a big fat zero.
Everyone sweatdropped. "How will we get off the island?" asked Dash. "We'll never survive! Watch out! I might eat you all!" "Relax, Dash, " said Ash, "There's food all over the island. We just have to find our own way to make money." Dash snuck up by a food stand as Ash yelled, "And no stealing!" Dash quickly ran back.
The Guardians finally set up an popcorn stand. Green called out, "Popcorn! Get your nice popcorn!" After an hour of no business, Green sweatdropped, "Why isn't anyone buying any freaking popcorn?!" Misty laughed, "Green! Your plan will never work! Who buys popcorn on an beach?! Everyone's going to want ice cream and popsicles!" Green stuck out her tongue and said, "Oh yeah? Well, Ash agreed to do my idea! Right Ash?" She looked at Ash who was tied up yelling, "Let me go!" Green said, "Only if you say my idea's better than redhead over there!" Misty yelled, "I have a name!" She then grumbled, "Grrr... Fine. I'll make my own business! One that will make more money than yours!!"
Misty stomped away, then sighed, "Who am I kidding?" Suddenly, a poster flying in the wind slammed into Misty's face. She cried, "Aah! I can't breathe! Get this damn poster off of me!" Brock took it out and read the poster. "You're kidding!" screamed Brock looking at the poster, "According to this, there's going to be a swimsuit contest! The best looking girl in the contest will 10,000 Pokeyen! I am so there!" Brock drooled as Misty asked, "What did you just say?" Brock replied, "I am so there...?" "No! Before that!" Brock replied again, "You're kidding." Misty swiped the poster from Brock and yelled, "Just let me see the poster!" She thought, "Hmmm... This will be the perfect chance to not only show off my marvelous body, but to also show that I can beat Green in a battle of looking good!" She laughed, "Mwa ha ha ha!"
In the bright sunlight, a girl appeared in front of Green's popcorn stand and slammed a piece of paper on her table. Green looked up and saw Misty. "What the hell are you doing?" asked Green. Misty closed her eyes and calmly said, "Swimsuit contest. Be there." Green read the poster and said, "According to this poster, the contest starts now!" Misty and Green gasped, "Damn it!" and quickly changed into swimsuits.
The girls quickly made it to the sign-ups and gasped seeing the other Guardians there. Katana greeted Misty and Green, "I see you have the same idea as us." Misty cheered, "With more of us competing, we'll have a better chance of winning that prize money!" "Nah," said Green, "That money was as good as ours once I decided to enter." Misty grumbled, "You talk big..." Green smiled, "I'm the Dragon Guardian! I am big!" Sakura sweatdropped, "Somehow, I feel as if we entered a contest like this previously..."
Meanwhile, the male Guardians roamed through the crowds looking for a good place to warch. Brock said, "Let's watch from the front row." Dash asked, "But what if there aren't any more seats in the front row?" Brock shouted, "I said 'let's watch from the front row'!" Tracey sweatdropped, "Whatever you say. Hey, where's Ash...?" He then gasped, "No, don't tell me..."
The girls entering the swimsuit contest walked up to the circular orange stage. Sakura stomped on the stage and heard an echo. She gasped, "It's hollow..." "Now that you mention it, " said Katana stomping the stage, "It is weird that we'd be holding a contest on a circular stage..."
The announcer of the contest finally ran out with a microphone and yelled, "Are you all ready to party?!" The audience roared wildly. The announcer continued, "Here on the Seafoam Islands, we have a tradition called the swimsuit contest! This particular contest will be our 20th one... this week! So audience, get ready because here comes contestant number one!" Brock finally led the Guardians to the front row of the audience. Brock cheered, "Alright! Let's see some ladies!"
The announcer said, "Our first contestant is a cute black haired woman from Pallet Town. Everyone meet Ash!" Ash came out as a girl with a one-piece bathing suit as every Guardian facefaulted. Tracey sweatdropped, "I can't believe he actually did it." Ash smiled and waved to the crowd as a female. The audience cheered loudly. Ash then thought to herself, "Remember, Ash. You're doing this for the others..." She took a deep breath as the announcer said, "Now, Ash. Don't you think Ash is more of a boy's name?" Ash talked back, "Don't you think announcer is more of a boy's name?" The announcer screamed, "That's not my real name!"
"Next..." said the announcer, "We have Sakura, hailing from Cinnabar Island." Sakura walked out in a tight green bikini. The audience drooled as Sakura posed for them. Brock felt faint and had a massive nosebleed. The announcer said, "Uh... Could someone clean that mess up later? Anyway, next we have a lovely girl by the name of Katana!" Katana came out in a black swimsuit that revealed her furry paws and tail. Katana purred, "Meeeoooww." The audience roared wildly as the announcer said, "At least we're pleasing those in the audience with fur fetishes!" Chibi then walked out of the stage as Tracey yelled, "Chibi! What are you doing up there?!" Chibi posed as the announcer asked, "Aren't you a little too young to be in this contest, little girl?" Chibi replied, "Why? I'm just as good looking as anyone here!" She then stomped on the announcer's foot as Tracey facefaulted.
Following them, a bunch of other girls introduced themselves and their swimsuits. The announcer said, "Remember to vote on who you think is the best looking girl is!" A man then whispered something to the announcer. He then said, "Sorry for the mixup folks, but we actually have two more lovely ladies to show you. They were late entries, but we'll still allow them just for the heck of it! So come on down! First, we have Misty!" Misty then walked out with a beautiful yellow swimsuit. She walked across the stage and smiled at the crowd who responded with a roar. "And now, Green! Come on down!" Green walked on the stage wearing barely any swimsuit and said in a sexy voice, "You know you want me. Oh yeah, and screw Misty, because she isn't going to win either way." Misty angrily ran onto the stage and bashed Green with a chair. The announcer sweatdropped, "Now now, this isn't a talk show."
Misty and Green yelled, "Stay out of this!" and continued fighting. They pushed each other on the stage. Suddenly, the stage beneath them began to move. Misty and Green gasped, "What's happening?" The other girls evacuated the stage. Meanwhile, Green and Misty remained on the stage. As the stage moved upwards, Misty and Green each fell into a small hole. Misty saw total darkness and yelled, "What's going on?"
The stage stood up and was revealed to be a large Blastoise's shell. The Blastoise roared. Ash gasped, "It looks like we woke up that Blastoise." The announcer gasped, "Don't worry everyone! Everything's under control!" He ran and hid. As Blastoise was about to use a Hydro Pump, Misty and Green were splashed from the inside of the cannon. Blastoise gasped as it found Misty and Green stuck in each of his cannons.
Ash yelled, "Come on, guys! We have to help them get out!" Sakura and Katana pulled Green while Ash and Chibi pulled Misty. Brock asked, "Should we help?" He snickered as Misty yelled, "If Brock touches me at all..." Ash said, "Nah, you'd better just wait."
They continued pulling on Green and Misty while Blastoise continued trying to use Hydro Pump. Neither was successful. Brock then looked at the women in swimsuits and said, "I have an idea!" Tracey gasped, "You're lying! You don't have any ideas!" Brock said, "Au contraire. It seems as if my own perversity has provided me with a great epiphany!"
Brock then said to the swimsuit girls, "Are you scared of that Blastoise?" They nodded as Brock said, "Well then, pose!" The girls remained silent as Brock yelled, "Just pose, you..." The next word got Brock slapped. Ash then said, "I don't know what Brock is planning, but I think you should all pose if you want this Blastoise to go away!" The girls finally agreed to pose with their swimsuits. They each made a sexy pose that got Blastoise worked up.
As Blastoise watched the girls pose, it felt great. Finally, it released a large amount of water. The water blast was strong enough to push Green and Misty out of Blastoise's cannons. Misty saw the light of the sun and said, "Well, what do you know? Brock's plan actually worked." Brock laughed, "Ha ha. Of course it did! Even Pokemon get horny sometimes, you know." Tracey sweatdropped, "That's just sick..."
Misty looked at her wet swimsuit and said, "I'm soaked! Now it's time to take care of this giant shell! Water Rod Power!" Green yelled, "Dragon Power!" Both charged towards Blastoise at full speed. As Blastoise was about to use a massive Hydro Pump, Misty jumped towards one cannon yelling, "Super Water Rod Elimination!" Green jumped towards the other cannon and yelled, "Mega Twister Spin!" Both blasts pushed the Hydro Pump backwards in the cannon until it finally went back inside Blastoise. The force of the water caused him to fall on his back. Blastoise struggled to get up as Misty yelled, "Great Water Ball!" The Blastoise went inside the ball and wiggled a little until it was finally caught.
The announcer cried and just threw the money at Ash and said, "Congratulations! You're the winner! I'm out of here!" The announcer fled as some men placed a crown on Ash as she smiled, "Alright, guys!" Sakura sweatdropped, "No way... That makes his victories two in a row... I don't see what those judges see in a girl that's really a boy." Misty and Green then yelled at Ash, "How dare you take our win away?! It was supposed to be a contest between the two of us!" Ash switched back into a boy as Misty and Green said, "How could we ever argue with you, Ash?" Ash sweatdropped and said, "Hey, now that we have the money! Let's leave this island! Hey... where's Brock?" Meanwhile, Brock was being slapped by every woman in the contest. Brock cried, "Are you sure you won't give me your number?" The girls slapped him harder. Ash sweatdropped, "We really need to get him a leash."
TO BE CONTINUED
***
Preview of Next Episode:
Ash: Thanks to me, we're at Fuschia City!
Misty: Wait a minute! This isn't Koga!
Brock: In fact, the gym leader here isn't even a guy. It's a...
Janine: I'm Koga's daughter.
Ash: That's a surprise.
Misty: Not as big as the other surprise next episode.
Ash: What other surprise?
Misty: Shouldn't you know since you're the Psychic Guardian?
???: Guardians of Pokemon #37: Too Many Janines.
Ash: Wait, who are you?
***
Author's Notes: The Pokeyen frequently used in my story sort of works like yen, but at the same time doesn't. If you want a conversion factor, 100 Pokeyen is equal to 1 dollar. Roughly the same a regular piece of yen, but since this is the Pokemon world and all, I decided to tack on an extra Poke- prefix just for the heck of it. Besides, that P shaped like a yen symbol must stand for Poke-something.
About this being a mandatory swimsuit episode, I refer to the fact that many anime with at least one girl has at least one fanservice (in anime's case, girls and boobs) episode where all the characters dress up in swimsuits and go to the beach for no real reason other than to please the viewer. The irony of course is that since this is a fic, you can't actually see the girls wearing swimsuits! A man can still dream though...
Finally, a cookie to Dark-necrophhia666 for correctly guessing that my 5 minutes = 10 episodes from an earlier episode referred to Dragonball Z's notorious battle between Goku and Frieza. You know, the one where there were only 5 minutes until Namek would explode, yet there were at least 10 episodes for the battle? Anyway, enjoy your (symbolic) cookie.
Thanks for reading and reviewing everyone! Until next time!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon or any of its characters. Any original characters are mine, however.
Seventeen legendary guardians
possessing powers far beyond comprehension
will soon arise and protect the world from a deadly force...
***
"Alright!" screamed the Guardians as they partied recklessly on the Seafoam Beach. The next morning, The Guardians woke up passed out on the beach. Brock cheered, "Alright! That was the best night of my life! I think I actually got some too!" Dash sweatdropped, "Are you talking about that Remoraid?" Brock looked down in disappointment and sighed, "Oh." Tracey woke up and asked, "Were we partying all night? I don't remember a thing..." "It doesn't matter, " said Ash, "Since now that all that's over, we can continue to the next gym! Let's buy some tickets for the next boat." Sakura then checked her wallet for the ticket money and finally said, "Guys... we're broke."
#36: SWIMSUITS AND SHELLS
"What?!" screamed everyone as Sakura shoed the others the empty wallet. Green sighed, "God, were we that wasted? In fact, I don't even remember drinking. What were we doing last night?" Dash yelled, "Does it matter?! The point is, we have no money now! And since we can't buy tickets for a boat, do you know what that makes us?! Stranded!" Tracey said, "Calm down everyone. I'm sure we couldn't have spent all of our money..."
Tracey took out a calculator. In a rush, Dash grabbed it and started inputting numbers. "Let's see, we spent 2000 Pokeyen for this surfboard, a couple for this towel..." Todd sighed, "It was probably my fault. I bought a few shells from the souveneir stand." Tracey asked, "Shells? We're on a beach! Where couldn't you find shells for free?!" Brock then said, "No, it was probably me. I gave money to some women back there to dance for me. And they didn't..." Katana said, "I shouldn't have spent so much money on that invisible bikini." "No, that's alright. It was worth it, " laughed Brock.
Dash showed everyone the calculator and said, "Even after spending all that, we should still have about 10000 Pokeyen remaining!" Tracey looked at the calculator and said, "No, Dash. You're supposed to hit the subtract button. In fact, you hit the multiplication button." He redid the calculations and showed the other Guardians a big fat zero.
Everyone sweatdropped. "How will we get off the island?" asked Dash. "We'll never survive! Watch out! I might eat you all!" "Relax, Dash, " said Ash, "There's food all over the island. We just have to find our own way to make money." Dash snuck up by a food stand as Ash yelled, "And no stealing!" Dash quickly ran back.
The Guardians finally set up an popcorn stand. Green called out, "Popcorn! Get your nice popcorn!" After an hour of no business, Green sweatdropped, "Why isn't anyone buying any freaking popcorn?!" Misty laughed, "Green! Your plan will never work! Who buys popcorn on an beach?! Everyone's going to want ice cream and popsicles!" Green stuck out her tongue and said, "Oh yeah? Well, Ash agreed to do my idea! Right Ash?" She looked at Ash who was tied up yelling, "Let me go!" Green said, "Only if you say my idea's better than redhead over there!" Misty yelled, "I have a name!" She then grumbled, "Grrr... Fine. I'll make my own business! One that will make more money than yours!!"
Misty stomped away, then sighed, "Who am I kidding?" Suddenly, a poster flying in the wind slammed into Misty's face. She cried, "Aah! I can't breathe! Get this damn poster off of me!" Brock took it out and read the poster. "You're kidding!" screamed Brock looking at the poster, "According to this, there's going to be a swimsuit contest! The best looking girl in the contest will 10,000 Pokeyen! I am so there!" Brock drooled as Misty asked, "What did you just say?" Brock replied, "I am so there...?" "No! Before that!" Brock replied again, "You're kidding." Misty swiped the poster from Brock and yelled, "Just let me see the poster!" She thought, "Hmmm... This will be the perfect chance to not only show off my marvelous body, but to also show that I can beat Green in a battle of looking good!" She laughed, "Mwa ha ha ha!"
In the bright sunlight, a girl appeared in front of Green's popcorn stand and slammed a piece of paper on her table. Green looked up and saw Misty. "What the hell are you doing?" asked Green. Misty closed her eyes and calmly said, "Swimsuit contest. Be there." Green read the poster and said, "According to this poster, the contest starts now!" Misty and Green gasped, "Damn it!" and quickly changed into swimsuits.
The girls quickly made it to the sign-ups and gasped seeing the other Guardians there. Katana greeted Misty and Green, "I see you have the same idea as us." Misty cheered, "With more of us competing, we'll have a better chance of winning that prize money!" "Nah," said Green, "That money was as good as ours once I decided to enter." Misty grumbled, "You talk big..." Green smiled, "I'm the Dragon Guardian! I am big!" Sakura sweatdropped, "Somehow, I feel as if we entered a contest like this previously..."
Meanwhile, the male Guardians roamed through the crowds looking for a good place to warch. Brock said, "Let's watch from the front row." Dash asked, "But what if there aren't any more seats in the front row?" Brock shouted, "I said 'let's watch from the front row'!" Tracey sweatdropped, "Whatever you say. Hey, where's Ash...?" He then gasped, "No, don't tell me..."
The girls entering the swimsuit contest walked up to the circular orange stage. Sakura stomped on the stage and heard an echo. She gasped, "It's hollow..." "Now that you mention it, " said Katana stomping the stage, "It is weird that we'd be holding a contest on a circular stage..."
The announcer of the contest finally ran out with a microphone and yelled, "Are you all ready to party?!" The audience roared wildly. The announcer continued, "Here on the Seafoam Islands, we have a tradition called the swimsuit contest! This particular contest will be our 20th one... this week! So audience, get ready because here comes contestant number one!" Brock finally led the Guardians to the front row of the audience. Brock cheered, "Alright! Let's see some ladies!"
The announcer said, "Our first contestant is a cute black haired woman from Pallet Town. Everyone meet Ash!" Ash came out as a girl with a one-piece bathing suit as every Guardian facefaulted. Tracey sweatdropped, "I can't believe he actually did it." Ash smiled and waved to the crowd as a female. The audience cheered loudly. Ash then thought to herself, "Remember, Ash. You're doing this for the others..." She took a deep breath as the announcer said, "Now, Ash. Don't you think Ash is more of a boy's name?" Ash talked back, "Don't you think announcer is more of a boy's name?" The announcer screamed, "That's not my real name!"
"Next..." said the announcer, "We have Sakura, hailing from Cinnabar Island." Sakura walked out in a tight green bikini. The audience drooled as Sakura posed for them. Brock felt faint and had a massive nosebleed. The announcer said, "Uh... Could someone clean that mess up later? Anyway, next we have a lovely girl by the name of Katana!" Katana came out in a black swimsuit that revealed her furry paws and tail. Katana purred, "Meeeoooww." The audience roared wildly as the announcer said, "At least we're pleasing those in the audience with fur fetishes!" Chibi then walked out of the stage as Tracey yelled, "Chibi! What are you doing up there?!" Chibi posed as the announcer asked, "Aren't you a little too young to be in this contest, little girl?" Chibi replied, "Why? I'm just as good looking as anyone here!" She then stomped on the announcer's foot as Tracey facefaulted.
Following them, a bunch of other girls introduced themselves and their swimsuits. The announcer said, "Remember to vote on who you think is the best looking girl is!" A man then whispered something to the announcer. He then said, "Sorry for the mixup folks, but we actually have two more lovely ladies to show you. They were late entries, but we'll still allow them just for the heck of it! So come on down! First, we have Misty!" Misty then walked out with a beautiful yellow swimsuit. She walked across the stage and smiled at the crowd who responded with a roar. "And now, Green! Come on down!" Green walked on the stage wearing barely any swimsuit and said in a sexy voice, "You know you want me. Oh yeah, and screw Misty, because she isn't going to win either way." Misty angrily ran onto the stage and bashed Green with a chair. The announcer sweatdropped, "Now now, this isn't a talk show."
Misty and Green yelled, "Stay out of this!" and continued fighting. They pushed each other on the stage. Suddenly, the stage beneath them began to move. Misty and Green gasped, "What's happening?" The other girls evacuated the stage. Meanwhile, Green and Misty remained on the stage. As the stage moved upwards, Misty and Green each fell into a small hole. Misty saw total darkness and yelled, "What's going on?"
The stage stood up and was revealed to be a large Blastoise's shell. The Blastoise roared. Ash gasped, "It looks like we woke up that Blastoise." The announcer gasped, "Don't worry everyone! Everything's under control!" He ran and hid. As Blastoise was about to use a Hydro Pump, Misty and Green were splashed from the inside of the cannon. Blastoise gasped as it found Misty and Green stuck in each of his cannons.
Ash yelled, "Come on, guys! We have to help them get out!" Sakura and Katana pulled Green while Ash and Chibi pulled Misty. Brock asked, "Should we help?" He snickered as Misty yelled, "If Brock touches me at all..." Ash said, "Nah, you'd better just wait."
They continued pulling on Green and Misty while Blastoise continued trying to use Hydro Pump. Neither was successful. Brock then looked at the women in swimsuits and said, "I have an idea!" Tracey gasped, "You're lying! You don't have any ideas!" Brock said, "Au contraire. It seems as if my own perversity has provided me with a great epiphany!"
Brock then said to the swimsuit girls, "Are you scared of that Blastoise?" They nodded as Brock said, "Well then, pose!" The girls remained silent as Brock yelled, "Just pose, you..." The next word got Brock slapped. Ash then said, "I don't know what Brock is planning, but I think you should all pose if you want this Blastoise to go away!" The girls finally agreed to pose with their swimsuits. They each made a sexy pose that got Blastoise worked up.
As Blastoise watched the girls pose, it felt great. Finally, it released a large amount of water. The water blast was strong enough to push Green and Misty out of Blastoise's cannons. Misty saw the light of the sun and said, "Well, what do you know? Brock's plan actually worked." Brock laughed, "Ha ha. Of course it did! Even Pokemon get horny sometimes, you know." Tracey sweatdropped, "That's just sick..."
Misty looked at her wet swimsuit and said, "I'm soaked! Now it's time to take care of this giant shell! Water Rod Power!" Green yelled, "Dragon Power!" Both charged towards Blastoise at full speed. As Blastoise was about to use a massive Hydro Pump, Misty jumped towards one cannon yelling, "Super Water Rod Elimination!" Green jumped towards the other cannon and yelled, "Mega Twister Spin!" Both blasts pushed the Hydro Pump backwards in the cannon until it finally went back inside Blastoise. The force of the water caused him to fall on his back. Blastoise struggled to get up as Misty yelled, "Great Water Ball!" The Blastoise went inside the ball and wiggled a little until it was finally caught.
The announcer cried and just threw the money at Ash and said, "Congratulations! You're the winner! I'm out of here!" The announcer fled as some men placed a crown on Ash as she smiled, "Alright, guys!" Sakura sweatdropped, "No way... That makes his victories two in a row... I don't see what those judges see in a girl that's really a boy." Misty and Green then yelled at Ash, "How dare you take our win away?! It was supposed to be a contest between the two of us!" Ash switched back into a boy as Misty and Green said, "How could we ever argue with you, Ash?" Ash sweatdropped and said, "Hey, now that we have the money! Let's leave this island! Hey... where's Brock?" Meanwhile, Brock was being slapped by every woman in the contest. Brock cried, "Are you sure you won't give me your number?" The girls slapped him harder. Ash sweatdropped, "We really need to get him a leash."
TO BE CONTINUED
***
Preview of Next Episode:
Ash: Thanks to me, we're at Fuschia City!
Misty: Wait a minute! This isn't Koga!
Brock: In fact, the gym leader here isn't even a guy. It's a...
Janine: I'm Koga's daughter.
Ash: That's a surprise.
Misty: Not as big as the other surprise next episode.
Ash: What other surprise?
Misty: Shouldn't you know since you're the Psychic Guardian?
???: Guardians of Pokemon #37: Too Many Janines.
Ash: Wait, who are you?
***
Author's Notes: The Pokeyen frequently used in my story sort of works like yen, but at the same time doesn't. If you want a conversion factor, 100 Pokeyen is equal to 1 dollar. Roughly the same a regular piece of yen, but since this is the Pokemon world and all, I decided to tack on an extra Poke- prefix just for the heck of it. Besides, that P shaped like a yen symbol must stand for Poke-something.
About this being a mandatory swimsuit episode, I refer to the fact that many anime with at least one girl has at least one fanservice (in anime's case, girls and boobs) episode where all the characters dress up in swimsuits and go to the beach for no real reason other than to please the viewer. The irony of course is that since this is a fic, you can't actually see the girls wearing swimsuits! A man can still dream though...
Finally, a cookie to Dark-necrophhia666 for correctly guessing that my 5 minutes = 10 episodes from an earlier episode referred to Dragonball Z's notorious battle between Goku and Frieza. You know, the one where there were only 5 minutes until Namek would explode, yet there were at least 10 episodes for the battle? Anyway, enjoy your (symbolic) cookie.
Thanks for reading and reviewing everyone! Until next time!